Comments on: The Crypt Keeper

By: Sofie

Sofie — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:44:11 +0000

How on earth did that dog get so ugly? Japanese chin dogs are really cute. Must have had a father/mother from hell…

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 07:46:37 +0000

Wow, not sure which is creepier.. I was going to say that that dog deserved the title of ugliest dog in the world, but it appears that he has.

By: stoop

stoop — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:31:59 +0000

YUR STOOPID

By: stoop

stoop — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:18:24 +0000

Take my friendz off diz shyt….buht ittz a lill funni

By: XKatLuverX

XKatLuverX — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:59:56 +0000

Awww.. poor dog, bet all the other dogs run away from it. Whose it’s owner? -_-

By: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:21:30 +0000

wait, really? first you say “I must say that this photo makes a particularly good case that not everyone can breed dogs.” and then go on to say ” so don’t take this as a slam against him, his owners, or his breeder.” Well, im pretty sure you did just take a slam at his breeder. contradiction much?

By: Natos Natos Of to work we go

Natos Natos Of to work we go — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:48:02 +0000

WOW someone is called Nato as well

By: Nato

Nato — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:46:04 +0000

Erm… No

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By: DOG LOVER

DOG LOVER — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:42:16 +0000

POOR DOG

By: Syd

Syd — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:03:37 +0000

You. You suck. Big time. I actually LIKE Sam. May his spectral ghost haunt you…

By: Syd

Syd — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:01:17 +0000

It’s what’s on the inside that counts. Sam’s ugly as….well, but, I’m sure he was a sweet dog in life, even if he looked like a zombie.

By: Mwahohoho

Mwahohoho — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:07:59 +0000

Sam would’ve been perfect on the show as Crypt’s dog

By: savannah

savannah — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:24:06 +0000

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg thts sooooooo creepy omg i think tht is friggen weird

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:30:51 +0000

Good one!

Sam, even though he is ugly, seems to have been a sweet dog. I wish I could have met him before he died. Poor thing. RIP

By: Cocoa_God

Cocoa_God — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:31:26 +0000

hey you bastards sam was nice, gentle, and kind… so what if hes ugly… for you it might be the other way around (or mabye your ugly too)

By: Cheese_Doodle;]

Cheese_Doodle;] — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:28:02 +0000

I’m scared

By: gabi

gabi — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:35:57 +0000

ROFL!!!!

By: Cat

Cat — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:54:14 +0000

awe sam was such a sweetie…
crypie was …well as sweet as he could be…in his …situation

By: Allison

Allison — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:06:10 +0000

I heard that that dog won world’s ugliest dog in Ripley’s Believe it or not!
And, uh, putuk, like kiwi said, You dont know how to spell,…thats not even LOL speak!
ahem….
Scarier
NOT
scaryer!!!
I think the Cryptkeeper is prettier!!

By: Kiwi

Kiwi — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:54:25 +0000

your spelling.

By: Putuk

Putuk — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:37:44 +0000

What is scaryer?

By: LEAH

LEAH — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:45:11 +0000

YOU AIN’T LIEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: liz

liz — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:01:03 +0000

AHHHHH!!! THAT IS A SCARY PERSON!!! IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES!!! AND IS THAT DOG ALIVE OR DEAD????

By: Moon Pixie

Moon Pixie — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:45:11 +0000

I want that dog!

By: baronvoncookiehausen

baronvoncookiehausen — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:45:44 +0000

So, can you imagine waking up next to that face on your pillow?

By: sharles!

sharles! — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:26:42 +0000

sam, you will be missed!

By: HonorH

HonorH — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:32:45 +0000

Sam won the whole deal six times in a row before his death. His “wife,” Tater Tot, now regularly places in the contest. I dearly hope they never had kids! Although I’ve actually seen Tater Tot, and she’s the cutest ugly dog you’ve ever seen–this tiny, naked little thing with a fuzzy face.

By: Pam

Pam — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:19:12 +0000

Never thought I’d see a picture of somethin(one) who would make the Cryptkeeper look GOOD, but this dog definitely does it….

His owner should enter him in the next Ugly Dog contest – hw/she would win it for SURE!

By: jules

jules — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:04:33 +0000

agreed, ugly as sin

By: Aki

Aki — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:49:10 +0000

You’re an asshole.

By: Jen

Jen — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:16:26 +0000

I don’t think ANYONE would eat Sam!

By: pooped hammer sniffer

pooped hammer sniffer — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:37:53 +0000

really? so were you, sotadragon!!!!!!lmao-lol!!

By: sotadragon

sotadragon — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:46:12 +0000

Actually, I just watched the CNN report on Sam and he was NOT in a fire; he was just an accident of breeding.

By: LAURIE

LAURIE — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:34:30 +0000

YIKES YIKES YIKES.. BOTH SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRYYYYYYYY. LMAO

By: shoopithdawhoopith

shoopithdawhoopith — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:34:45 +0000

I agree totally.

By: neurolux

neurolux — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:26:09 +0000

Chinese Cresteds can look cute. This dog would’ve been amazing in a horror movie.

By: shoopithdawhoopith

shoopithdawhoopith — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:11:13 +0000

that is one uuuuuuuuugly dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: thepoliticalcat

thepoliticalcat — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:05:18 +0000

The dog is NOT a Japanese Chin, please correct. That’s a Chinese hairless crested. Chins are beautiful little dogs that exhibit a lot of catlike behaviour and very much loved by cat owners.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:08:40 +0000

Gives you insight into the reasons Asian’s started eating dog.

By: ravenlady13

ravenlady13 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:55:38 +0000

Sam was fairly old when that pic was taken, and he was in a fire when he was younger, causing scarring and corneal damage, as well as having dental problems common to the breed. Cresteds are a little different looking, but they’re actually very nice little dogs. I think it’s the fogged over eyes and missing teeth that give the resemblance. Although, for the record, Sam’s tongue is pulled back in the way dogs do when they’re yawning, they are unable to growl with their tongues on the bottom of their mouths, they have to press their tongue to the roof to snarl.

By: noobymonster

noobymonster — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:34:42 +0000

luckily so….. that dog is freaking creepy

By: JamieCakes

JamieCakes — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:55:57 +0000

that poor puppy looks like he is rotting!!!

By: mykaela

mykaela — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:02:48 +0000

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By: Sky Wolfsong

Sky Wolfsong — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:33:41 +0000

Geez Louise!! And I thought my neighbor’s dog was ugly.

By: shh

shh — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:37:43 +0000

Well maybe they dont care so much about showing off their genetic manipulation skills, as they do about their dog.

By: Lethal Larry

Lethal Larry — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:35:11 +0000

I showed this to my kids – they weren’t sure which creature was scarier.
I mean, sure, the crypt keeper thingy is gross – but you wouldn’t ever find one o’ those in yer home. Now, a dog, you might…. imagine, just IMAGINE being woken up in the morning with that…. vision in yer face.

By: Joe Pesci

Joe Pesci — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:21:01 +0000

lolwut

By: kk

kk — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:53:03 +0000

Sam is from Santa Barbara, CA … RIP

By: christopher

christopher — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:52:26 +0000

The breed has shallow rooted teeth. And sam was in a fire.

By: guitarfreak

guitarfreak — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:36:52 +0000

the dog is Sam. He won the title for Worlds ugliest dog. I have to say they do look alike!