Comments on: Joe Satriani

By: gena

gena — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:03:01 +0000

if satch is Voldemort then Coldplay is Harry Potter

By: mia_the_feline

mia_the_feline — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:17:41 +0000

tarik, the person who made this pic wasn’t doing it to insult Mr. Satriani. They just did it to point out a similarity about the facial area. They’re not saying that Mr. Satriani kills people in his spare time, they just noticed that the special effect/makeup combo used on the actor who plays Voldemort looks remarkably like Mr. Satriani. Please don’t take it so seriously.

By: loleu

loleu — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:36:16 +0000

I absolutely don’t want to see him at night!!!!!brr..

By: tarik

tarik — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:31:37 +0000

the one he pot this picture he is so stupid or mybe he dont have the capacity to play satriani music and he is jalos
all we like joe satriani and we dont want stupid pips.. to say any think about satriani
and joe … work so hard to make music for us so can here it and play it if we have good memory card in our bri..n so just dont mess with joe …. pls
and he is good man
so the one he put this picture just keep it for ur self we dont want to see it

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:34:51 +0000

THEY ARE THE SAME GUY

By: alice

alice — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:37:24 +0000

FINALLY a voldy-lookalike that isn’t just based on the fact that he’s bald. There’s definately some resemblence in the eyes, there, and the shape of his head.

By: BOUNTYHUNTER

BOUNTYHUNTER — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:40:47 +0000

now i am back in Gryffindor. PERMINATELY!!!

By: BOUNTYHUNTER

BOUNTYHUNTER — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:37:18 +0000

AAUUGGHHH!!! I going to go hide from
You-Know-Who.
Because i used to be a deatheater.
Please, don’t ask why!

By: maniacman

maniacman — Thu, 07 May 2009 01:06:19 +0000

Dude, the book is also a movie! Don’t you hear about Harry Potter movies on the Television?

By: maniacman

maniacman — Thu, 07 May 2009 01:05:22 +0000

IT IS THE ONE THAT SHOULD NOT BE NAMED, LORD VOLDEMORT! *something bad happens after I say “Lord Voldemort”* OMG!

By: ~ Miley Cyrus~

~ Miley Cyrus~ — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:25:22 +0000

that is funy

By: Slymer92

Slymer92 — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:05:28 +0000

So… you’re saying he looks like a character from a book that doesn’t have pictures in it…. maybe you should rephrase that one a little bit… or that line should be in the FAIL section!

By: Mwahohoho

Mwahohoho — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:17:50 +0000

Hahaha

By: the best

the best — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:50:18 +0000

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN…

By: crystal

crystal — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:35:38 +0000

your freakin kidding right?!

you need a music lesson man.

By: Connor

Connor — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:40:07 +0000

earlier, i was looking at vids of joe satriani, and i was thinking of how much he looked like him lol. and that he looked like vin diesel with his sun glasses on, like Broopar said.

By: ChicaLellow96

ChicaLellow96 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:37:09 +0000

type-o…..i guess

By: ChicaLellow96

ChicaLellow96 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:36:30 +0000

OMG no way!!! it’s totally true!!! By the way, who’s Joe Satrini???

By: Zgari

Zgari — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:17:12 +0000

Uncanny! xP

By: soggybomb

soggybomb — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:32:46 +0000

lmao! huge satch fan, but this is too funny. voldemort is satch’s “extremist”

By: meez

meez — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:47:33 +0000

o…k….

By: name

name — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:43:10 +0000

Wouldn’t that be Voldemort from the Harry Potter MOVIES? Thats not a picture from the book, its from the movie. It says Voldemort from the Harry Potter BOOKS.

By: Jade

Jade — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:05:51 +0000

awww….not fair! My EX boyfriend looks more like Satriani! That comparison just makes me sadder that I kinda dated an alien looking dude!

By: MommyWoman

MommyWoman — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:43:19 +0000

Well, wasn’t one of Satriani’s albums titled “Surfing With the Alien” or some such? Now we know why…

By: Yngwie r00les!

Yngwie r00les! — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:53:13 +0000

OMG…I guess I haven’t seen a picture of Joe in a while. Wow.

By: Short_of_Ordinary

Short_of_Ordinary — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:23:41 +0000

LOL! I’m not so sure….for Joe it’s a guitar, for Voldemort maybe just Guitar Hero. (red….blue….green…green….red….orange….DAMNIT…..I can never reach the orange!……Guitar Hero, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!)

By: salimo

salimo — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:18:19 +0000

ok.. um, are you guys sure that he didnt play voldemort, or are they twins??

By: Donnie Mac

Donnie Mac — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:48:22 +0000

Erm, Billy looks like Lord Voldemort….and like Joe.

Weird.

By: Donnie Mac

Donnie Mac — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:47:47 +0000

Hmmm….I was thinking more like Billy Howerdel myself.

JMHO.

By: newleaf31

newleaf31 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:06:49 +0000

Wow. Now I’m totally wondering if the Warner Bros. Powers-That-Be who designed Ralph Fiennes’ Voldemort face weren’t actually thinking of Joe Satriani when they did…. That would be kind of funny, actually.

By: lawlren

lawlren — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:47:36 +0000

he looks so much like voldemort it’s scary.

By: sams

sams — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:32:15 +0000

LOLz! looks just like him

By: The Incredible Bulk

The Incredible Bulk — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:15:15 +0000

Ah…so thats where Voldemort went for all those years he decided to join a band

By: Jsnip

Jsnip — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:13:18 +0000

my god. Voldemort can really shred that damn guitar