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you fail.
Thank you, you represent the thoughts of the people.
you better shut up he never did anything to you. he loved people and was probably more loved than you. ha
You are so fvucking stupid. And this goes to anyone that cryed when M.J. died, you people didnt know him at all. so heres a question if you were whatching the news and some random person died you HAVE NEVER MET would you vry about it.
Im shur u wod pu$$y.
Yes i would cry because im a pussy
Yes i did cry because im G@Y and im a PU$$Y
If you died I would not cry. MJ? yes.so stop hating…it is reported that over 50 million people worldwide cried about MJ and millions still do when they watch a youtube clip or hear a song-that means he meant more to strangers than YOU mean to your own family dude so shut up,stop hating and grab a tissue..;)
you hate too much-you must have been abused as a child.Just look at your chosen screen name here….tells alot about you AND your upbringing and family.It must really suck living eacvh day like that. You say “how can anyone cry for someone you never met”..but I ask YOU “how can you HATE so many people YOU’VE never met????
You are so completely right mario. You could tell Michael had so much love for the world and its people just by listening to his music.
That’s understandable, however he did not write his only music, he just sang along..
No sir you fail, because ur a Fvck Face A.K.A FF
Michael Jackson IS A G@Y F@GGET
Don’t hate on Michael cause you know he’s done more in half his lifetime than you will ever do! Hey for all we know, YOU could be the g@y f@g. Just LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE!
im am a fat boy.i am currently on a weight watches program, they think im am over weight but i am only like 140 kgs
Hah! That’s pretty funny.
no it is not
The real question is…who has the better nose?
I don’t know, they’re both pretty busted…
At least we can assume that before the Egyptian’s nose fell or was broken off that it was the original nose intended by his creator!
Wrong chin
Yes, but didn’t Michael Jackson have that chin last month or so?
i think your mom had that chin last week…. oh oh
HAHA good one
No i didn’t
Dude, that just proves he’s an alien. Aliens helped build the pyramids, and his race is back to conquer us all through flagrant dancing and high-pitched squealing!!
If they’re bringing Thriller back they can conquer me all they want.
You’re a sick wo/man!
Don’t forget crotch grabbing with that squealing…lol
Hee heeeeeee, shamonnna
I just lol’ed. xD
lol lol lol- good one!!!
Seriously, I agree. The faces are scarily similar. I’ve been convinced that MJ is not of this world. Haha
oh god, his face shouldn’t allowed in public. or in private for that matter
Very real… perhaps Michael is reincarnated. The statue looks like him… pre-surgery. Time can erode any statue parts… let alone a nose. The statue reminds me of the Jackson family.
Learn about Ancient Egypt, ancestors..
Hater’s… he was found ‘not guilty,” so get over it!
So was OJ. Hater or not, it doesn’t mean they aren’t guilty.
and drew peterson!!
You people that think you know everything, NEED to get a life and stop listening to the media, the very LIBERAL media at that. Have ANY of you actually read about this man?? Have you EVER been molested? You have no idea what a pedophile is or what they do. For you to bare false witness against Michael is just ignorant. Pedophiles molest 24/7. They even do it in front of others. Michael does not have the hallmark of a pedophile. People like you can’t possibly understand Michael’s desire to really help a child from the purest & deepest part of his soul, because your heart, as well as your mind is corrupted!!! Pedophiles do not molest children once every 10 years!!! It is believed that a pedophile molests approximately 240 children in their lifetime. Where are all the other victims? My husband is a survivor of child molestation. Please educate yourself & stop mindlessly repeating what you HEAR other say. Did you do your research on his accusers? In the 1st case with Jordan, his father was trying to extort money from MJ? Here watch this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lVUvOLdg50&feature=PlayList&p=8579428DE5035F1C&index=0&playnext=1
God forbid this ever happened to you…..His pain was immense to the point where he started medicating himself to deal with this profound hurt. He died at the hands of an incompetent doctor….
ALONE….WHERE FOR GOD SAKE IS YOUR COMPASSION?????????
no body cares
Ha, wow, that’s actually… pretty dead-on.
my thoughts exactly
The facial structure is rather reminiscent of Akhenaten…
wtf?
Wouldn’t it be funnier if instead of having the caption ‘totally looks like’, it just had both photos side by side with Michael Jackson written under the statute photo and egyptian statue written under the photo of MJ?
I guess that would ruin the URL of the site though…still, it’s better je pense
should be statue not statute. Let’s not get the law involved
The statue looks better, by far!
I’ve seen this exact side-by-side in MAD Magazine. Cmon, do something original!
this is the internets. the original stuff could fit in a commodore 64.
that said, this is quite good.
It’s funny, on most other fora no one would know what a Commodore 64 *was*, much less get why that’s funny. Now I feel old. Thanks, boom!
You, madam, have made my entire day!!! I thought I might be the only one (besides my hubby) who knew enough about Latin plurals to realize that the word should be “fora” or perhaps “fori” instead of “forums” (which BTE is completely recognized as okay by current english standards).
Thank you for renewing my faith in proper grammar in an age of horrid ebonics and texting lingo!
Actually, I’ve got the feeling that the age of text speak and other-language-referance literature is behind us, to be soon *slowly* replaced with relatively better grammar & spelling
That said, I think it’s gonna be a long while before “lolspeak” leaves us all, but I’m fine with that
*Looking up at own sentances* … Maybe I should be using text speak like the rest of the 15-yr-olds out there? Meh.
It’s fora – forum is a second declension neuter noun, and fori would therefore be the genitive form. If fori was the plural form, it would be a second declension masculine noun, and the singular would be forus.
/linguistics geek
Girls, girls, no shoving, form a nice and tidy line, that’s it… :p
I’m 13, and I own a C64!
yay! im not the only 13 year old with a commodore 64!
Ancient Egyptians predicted the future and showed as the image of the great destroyer…. and child rapist.
I think the statue has had fewer nose-jobs…
At least the statue can’t molest any little kids. Not without real effort.
If the statue molested anyone, I think it could actually use the defense of having a willing and compliant victim.
And since teh statue *is* missing his nose, maybe someone has been molesting the poor thing. Maybe with a chisel. Or at least the winds of time…
Michael DID NOT molest any kids! He was found innocent F.Y.I.
“Found not guilty” is a legal term, not a moral judgement. Just because he was found not guilty by the jury doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. Only that it wasn’t proven to the jury. It’s pretty clear to most folks that he did molest kids and paid off the families so the true evidence would not be presented at trial. He was a tremendously talented entertainer but, unfortunately, also a wretched human being.
Why don’t you read about this man for yourself, instead of listening to the LIBERAL media. Are you a parent??? I am a mother of two and I would NEVER accept money from my child’s supposed molester. Use your brain. Would YOUR mother and father take money from someone that touched you in inappropriate ways? I never would!! Why would someone stoop that low. They must REALLY have needed the money. Give me a break!! Plus Michael’s insurance company is the one who paid the people. He had no control over it. So get a like and do research for yourself! Damn it is like a giant game of telephone!
all i can say is….damn that is creepy…
Well, now we know what photo MJ gave his plastic surgeon to work from.
Reading through these hilarious posts … this one has to be the best! LOL
thats actually…….kinda scary.
that’s uncanny. it does look just like him. i wonder if that’s the picture he’s been taking to his surgeon all these years.
LOL! The statue is missing a real nose too!!! Priceless.
I was so going to submit this one. Funny that the statue is of an Ancient Egyptian woman…
It’s a man. It’s a late 18th dynasty-early 19th dynasty statue of a wealthy official.
so he appears as an egyptian with eddie murphy he finds the head and becomes it…. am I missing anything?
wow. i’ve never seen a picture of micheal jackson befor and he looks fake!
You’ve never seen a picture of Michael Jackson before? Srsly?
Is Michael INTENTIONALLY trying to look like this statue ?! His transformation really started to take off, when he did that Egyptian video with ….Eddie Murphy as Pharoah ?
Yes ….he really is messed up enough to do something like that. Anyone who takes little boys and chimpanzees to the Grammys with him …..yep.
Actually, I think Mickey is trying to look like Joan Crawford,cause he sure does look like her.
oh my goodness I have actually seen that statue at the museum in Chicago and I took a picture of it just because it looked like Michael Jackson!
Holy crap! I saw it there too and I said that it totally looks like Michael Jackson! I don’t remember if I took a pic of it or not.
Michael jackson looked so much better on the cover of Thriller! Michael jackson looks like a girl now! He needs a coupon for a haircut! I hope he dies and when he does, I hope he looks like a guy again!!!
Stunning comparison. Wacko should look into the wig maker the statue uses, though, because it’s much better than his crappy LaceFront wigs. And the statue looks healthier. Got that, f’loons? Wacko’s skin looks worse than aged stone.
Totally indeed! Looks like a perfect match….
hes hot
I literally LOL’d This one is right on!
We think that that Egyptian statue would be very offended by this outrage! lol!
This is real. I saw it at the museum in Chicago!
I could not believe my eyes. It was so bizarre to see his face on an ancient statue.
Something to be said for re-incarnation. HMMM.
the statue actually looks pretty good–it was intended to depict a woman, not a man(?)…
Oh, this just made my day.
the statue is better looking and i think Egypt people could create people to appear in the years to come this was made by an evil man to kill and mentally scar children
The similarities are undeniable! But does anyone have a picture of the female monkey from The Planet of The Apes. She’s a dead-ringer for MJ too. Funny, how no matter what he always seems to remind us of some woman. I’m starting to wonder if Micheal has a vagina!
The statue’s nose has fallen off. How ironic.
jackson looks like a girl:D
U look like a girl….And if you are a girl u look like a guy. How bout that! LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE!
OMG! That statue is in the Field Museum. I took a picture of it back in 7th grade because I thought it looked like MJ. That’s hilarious.
How care you compare that man to an awesomly interesting culture?!?!?!?!?!?!
LOL. Scarily appropriate, the eyes creep me out.
*snickers* i love the fact that the statue’s nose is gone xD
*snickers* i love the fact that the statue’s nose is gone xD
I have to sa ythe statue is MUCH better looking that MJ XD
I swear that’s my pic I sent out in e-mails last year! Field museum Chicago, Il Egyptian section, I saw it, started laughing, and pulled out my cell.
looks like someone knew what was gonna happen…
That… is really creepy, actually. 80
still funny, though.
Except the Egyptian statue isn’t a paedophile.
ARTYFISHALL BUT YOUR MOTHER IS!! YOU STUPID MORON.. AND TO ALL THE MICHAEL BASHERS. SUCK A BIG NUT OUT OF A DONKEY’S DYCK YOU PRICKS…
Oh God..lemme guess…you’re the “Leave Britney alone” guy,right?? LOL
Maybe that’s where the Greeks got their ‘ideas’
I’ve seen this one before, it’s crazy!
No way could that be a coincidence? come on the features match too much. Could MJ been an egyptian in his past life? this is fascinating.
By Jove, this proves my theory that Michael Jackson is actually an Ancient Egyptian Diety come up from the Underworld to steal away our children! Stock up on Mayonaise. Lots and lots of Mayonaise. It’s the only thing that can stop him. But ROFLMAO works just as well.
EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.
Now that…is amazing.
Joan Crawford from Mommie Dearest.
Cool. Maybe we could send him back in time and he could be their God.
RIP MJ… I don’t think we would make fun of his features for a while now.
No Dharni, I think we’ll be making fun of his features more now. Welcome to the internet.
I bet you regret making this photo now.. :S
R.I.P MJ
I will surely miss Michael Jackson, he is really worthy of the name King of Pop and he is certainly one of the greatest musicians of all time.
He’s certainly beyond caring about what other people think of his appearance — in fact he must have been even while alive, if you think about it. Now he’s probably as tickled by the absurdity of it all as the rest of us have always been.
kewlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Hee is a link to the Chicago museum of the statue:
http://byteful.com/media/v/Photography/Travel/Field-Museum-Chicago/Remains+of+a+Coffin+_ie+Michael+Jackson_s+ancestor_.jpg.html
Wow, unbelievable we thought he was trying to get away from being black just to get chopped up and still be black like that statue in Egypt (Africa). Peace and Love MJ!
well if u r a MJ LOVER y r u sayin tht ??
im the BIGGEST MJ FAN ARO*ND
that is so wierd that means he should be from england
wwiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd that meeeeeeeeeeaaannnnsssss hhhhe sssshoullllllllddddddddd bbbbbeeeee froooooooooooooommmm englanddd
Wow if I didnt know any better id think it was the same thing
Haha, he’s dead now.
u ppl r sick did u no im A HUGE MICHAEL JACKSON FAN nd if any 1 dare take the piss awt ov him thay can deal wiv me feirst
If you ever need any help bodily harming the haters just ask
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Mathew shut your fukin mouth b4 i smack it mate
michaek woz a leagend n still is..
u make fun of his feacherss but ur probz nt no oil painting urself………aye
so SCREWW F***ING YOU!!!!!!
/BA**ERDS THESE DAYS/
WOW THAT IS VERY FREAKYYYYYY :O
MJ rules and he has a better nose than the statue.the statues nose is jacked up and it even looks like an alien,no offense.Michael was completely innocent.RIP MJ!
THANK YOU! Finally someone who is not completely insane! Michael rocked this world and everybody knows that if he was not THE BEST, he was definetly ONE OF THE BEST. R.I.P MJ!<3
WOW HE’S A FREAKIN PROPHET
did you see how much that looks like him maybe he did that stuff to himself to look like a god or king
do you no that taj Jackson looks like tutangamon? also an egypt antient person? did you see it? i would not serprised if the whole family did came out of egypt after they left in early years afrika!
do you see that taj jackson looks like thutankamon also een acient egypt? i wonder if they all come out of egypt after they left afrika in the early years. and wat about tj who looks like michael jackson and the statue??????
Look who finally joined the party….
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Bust-Check-Out-MJs-Bust-52512812.html?yhp=1
WOW!!! That’s dead on!
haha who’s dead? not 3t. i hope . I hope I they will go on with singing.I am an fan of this family for about 40 years. so whatch out for wat you saying hihi. I love you more!!!!!!! cry out loud.tssssssjj.
i don’t hate him . I have the same age as michael thats why I’m shockt so bad. I mis him . every day I wake up and somtime I speak uot loud but often wisper : good morning michael I love you more. I have an nice photo next by my bed so?
just a thought here…. what if he actually saw some statue that resmbles it and wish to look like it…..
and.. for those of you who think it has something to do with reincarnation…. this ISNT what he would look like if he let himself age normally…. not just as far as color, but his features wernt natural either
his appearance was mainly things that he chose to look like or have.
Give me a break, has noone thought that this was altered to look like him? Really good though!
I just read y’all comments and lemme get this straight MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A LEGEND AND ALWAYS WILL BE. SURE HE WAS KINDA STRANGE BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN. SO SHUT IT HATERS!!
Sorry I ment SOME of that. Word of advise, when typing comments DO NOT listen 2 slipknot. Soz ppl. IT.MAKES.U.CRAZY
What a freak of nature.
I really wonder how would have Michael Jackson looked with an afro.
ROFLMFAO!!
XDDDDDDDDDD
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yes he really look like that statue i have been to egypt/kemet and they are all totally black on all ancient temples and those in the ciro museum you could see they were ancient black one day the truth will be told