Michael Jackson Totally Looks Like An Egyptian Statue
Singer Michael Jackson totally looks like an Egyptian statue
Submitted by Laura R
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First?
you fail.
Thank you, you represent the thoughts of the people.
im am a fat boy.i am currently on a weight watches program, they think im am over weight but i am only like 140 kgs
Hah! That’s pretty funny.
The real question is…who has the better nose?
I don’t know, they’re both pretty busted…
At least we can assume that before the Egyptian’s nose fell or was broken off that it was the original nose intended by his creator!
Wrong chin
Yes, but didn’t Michael Jackson have that chin last month or so?
i think your mom had that chin last week…. oh oh
Dude, that just proves he’s an alien. Aliens helped build the pyramids, and his race is back to conquer us all through flagrant dancing and high-pitched squealing!!
If they’re bringing Thriller back they can conquer me all they want.
You’re a sick wo/man!
Don’t forget crotch grabbing with that squealing…lol
Hee heeeeeee, shamonnna
I just lol’ed. xD
lol lol lol- good one!!!
Seriously, I agree. The faces are scarily similar. I’ve been convinced that MJ is not of this world. Haha
oh god, his face shouldn’t allowed in public. or in private for that matter
Very real… perhaps Michael is reincarnated. The statue looks like him… pre-surgery. Time can erode any statue parts… let alone a nose. The statue reminds me of the Jackson family.
Learn about Ancient Egypt, ancestors..
Hater’s… he was found ‘not guilty,” so get over it!
So was OJ. Hater or not, it doesn’t mean they aren’t guilty.
and drew peterson!!
Ha, wow, that’s actually… pretty dead-on.
my thoughts exactly
The facial structure is rather reminiscent of Akhenaten…
wtf?
Wouldn’t it be funnier if instead of having the caption ‘totally looks like’, it just had both photos side by side with Michael Jackson written under the statute photo and egyptian statue written under the photo of MJ?
I guess that would ruin the URL of the site though…still, it’s better je pense
should be statue not statute. Let’s not get the law involved
The statue looks better, by far!
I’ve seen this exact side-by-side in MAD Magazine. Cmon, do something original!
this is the internets. the original stuff could fit in a commodore 64.
that said, this is quite good.
It’s funny, on most other fora no one would know what a Commodore 64 *was*, much less get why that’s funny. Now I feel old. Thanks, boom!
You, madam, have made my entire day!!! I thought I might be the only one (besides my hubby) who knew enough about Latin plurals to realize that the word should be “fora” or perhaps “fori” instead of “forums” (which BTE is completely recognized as okay by current english standards).
Thank you for renewing my faith in proper grammar in an age of horrid ebonics and texting lingo!
Actually, I’ve got the feeling that the age of text speak and other-language-referance literature is behind us, to be soon *slowly* replaced with relatively better grammar & spelling
That said, I think it’s gonna be a long while before “lolspeak” leaves us all, but I’m fine with that
*Looking up at own sentances* … Maybe I should be using text speak like the rest of the 15-yr-olds out there? Meh.
It’s fora – forum is a second declension neuter noun, and fori would therefore be the genitive form. If fori was the plural form, it would be a second declension masculine noun, and the singular would be forus.
/linguistics geek
Girls, girls, no shoving, form a nice and tidy line, that’s it… :p
I’m 13, and I own a C64!
yay! im not the only 13 year old with a commodore 64!
Ancient Egyptians predicted the future and showed as the image of the great destroyer…. and child rapist.
I think the statue has had fewer nose-jobs…
At least the statue can’t molest any little kids. Not without real effort.
If the statue molested anyone, I think it could actually use the defense of having a willing and compliant victim.
And since teh statue *is* missing his nose, maybe someone has been molesting the poor thing. Maybe with a chisel. Or at least the winds of time…
all i can say is….damn that is creepy…
Well, now we know what photo MJ gave his plastic surgeon to work from.
Reading through these hilarious posts … this one has to be the best! LOL
thats actually…….kinda scary.
that’s uncanny. it does look just like him. i wonder if that’s the picture he’s been taking to his surgeon all these years.
LOL! The statue is missing a real nose too!!! Priceless.
seems to me that the statue came first, then the video with Eddie Murphy and then the facefucking….. Hmmm
I was so going to submit this one. Funny that the statue is of an Ancient Egyptian woman…
It’s a man. It’s a late 18th dynasty-early 19th dynasty statue of a wealthy official.
so he appears as an egyptian with eddie murphy he finds the head and becomes it…. am I missing anything?
wow. i’ve never seen a picture of micheal jackson befor and he looks fake!
Is Michael INTENTIONALLY trying to look like this statue ?! His transformation really started to take off, when he did that Egyptian video with ….Eddie Murphy as Pharoah ?
Yes ….he really is messed up enough to do something like that. Anyone who takes little boys and chimpanzees to the Grammys with him …..yep.
Actually, I think Mickey is trying to look like Joan Crawford,cause he sure does look like her.
oh my goodness I have actually seen that statue at the museum in Chicago and I took a picture of it just because it looked like Michael Jackson!
Holy crap! I saw it there too and I said that it totally looks like Michael Jackson! I don’t remember if I took a pic of it or not.
Michael jackson looked so much better on the cover of Thriller! Michael jackson looks like a girl now! He needs a coupon for a haircut! I hope he dies and when he does, I hope he looks like a guy again!!!
Stunning comparison. Wacko should look into the wig maker the statue uses, though, because it’s much better than his crappy LaceFront wigs. And the statue looks healthier. Got that, f’loons? Wacko’s skin looks worse than aged stone.
Totally indeed! Looks like a perfect match….
hes hot
I literally LOL’d This one is right on!
We think that that Egyptian statue would be very offended by this outrage! lol!
This is real. I saw it at the museum in Chicago!
I could not believe my eyes. It was so bizarre to see his face on an ancient statue.
Something to be said for re-incarnation. HMMM.
the statue actually looks pretty good–it was intended to depict a woman, not a man(?)…
Oh, this just made my day.
the statue is better looking and i think Egypt people could create people to appear in the years to come this was made by an evil man to kill and mentally scar children
The similarities are undeniable! But does anyone have a picture of the female monkey from The Planet of The Apes. She’s a dead-ringer for MJ too. Funny, how no matter what he always seems to remind us of some woman. I’m starting to wonder if Micheal has a vagina!
The statue’s nose has fallen off. How ironic.
jackson looks like a girl:D
OMG! That statue is in the Field Museum. I took a picture of it back in 7th grade because I thought it looked like MJ. That’s hilarious.
omg this is fucking genius
How care you compare that man to an awesomly interesting culture?!?!?!?!?!?!
LOL. Scarily appropriate, the eyes creep me out.
*snickers* i love the fact that the statue’s nose is gone xD
*snickers* i love the fact that the statue’s nose is gone xD
I have to sa ythe statue is MUCH better looking that MJ XD
I swear that’s my pic I sent out in e-mails last year! Field museum Chicago, Il Egyptian section, I saw it, started laughing, and pulled out my cell.
looks like someone knew what was gonna happen…
That… is really creepy, actually. 80
still funny, though.
Except the Egyptian statue isn’t a paedophile.
ARTYFISHALL BUT YOUR MOTHER IS!! YOU STUPID MORON.. AND TO ALL THE MICHAEL BASHERS. SUCK A BIG NUT OUT OF A DONKEY’S DYCK YOU PRICKS…
Oh God..lemme guess…you’re the “Leave Britney alone” guy,right?? LOL
Maybe that’s where the Greeks got their ‘ideas’
I’ve seen this one before, it’s crazy!
No way could that be a coincidence? come on the features match too much. Could MJ been an egyptian in his past life? this is fascinating.
By Jove, this proves my theory that Michael Jackson is actually an Ancient Egyptian Diety come up from the Underworld to steal away our children! Stock up on Mayonaise. Lots and lots of Mayonaise. It’s the only thing that can stop him. But ROFLMAO works just as well.
EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.
Now that…is amazing.
Joan Crawford from Mommie Dearest.
Cool. Maybe we could send him back in time and he could be their God.
RIP MJ… I don’t think we would make fun of his features for a while now.
No Dharni, I think we’ll be making fun of his features more now. Welcome to the internet.
I bet you regret making this photo now.. :S
R.I.P MJ
I will surely miss Michael Jackson, he is really worthy of the name King of Pop and he is certainly one of the greatest musicians of all time.
He’s certainly beyond caring about what other people think of his appearance — in fact he must have been even while alive, if you think about it. Now he’s probably as tickled by the absurdity of it all as the rest of us have always been.