Michael Jackson Totally Looks Like An Egyptian Statue
Singer Michael Jackson totally looks like an Egyptian statue
Submitted by Laura R
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First?
you fail.
Hah! That’s pretty funny.
The real question is…who has the better nose?
I don’t know, they’re both pretty busted…
At least we can assume that before the Egyptian’s nose fell or was broken off that it was the original nose intended by his creator!
Wrong chin
Yes, but didn’t Michael Jackson have that chin last month or so?
i think your mom had that chin last week…. oh oh
Dude, that just proves he’s an alien. Aliens helped build the pyramids, and his race is back to conquer us all through flagrant dancing and high-pitched squealing!!
If they’re bringing Thriller back they can conquer me all they want.
You’re a sick wo/man!
Don’t forget crotch grabbing with that squealing…lol
Hee heeeeeee, shamonnna
I just lol’ed. xD
lol lol lol- good one!!!
Seriously, I agree. The faces are scarily similar. I’ve been convinced that MJ is not of this world. Haha
oh god, his face shouldn’t allowed in public. or in private for that matter
Very real… perhaps Michael is reincarnated. The statue looks like him… pre-surgery. Time can erode any statue parts… let alone a nose. The statue reminds me of the Jackson family.
Learn about Ancient Egypt, ancestors..
Hater’s… he was found ‘not guilty,” so get over it!
So was OJ. Hater or not, it doesn’t mean they aren’t guilty.
Ha, wow, that’s actually… pretty dead-on.
my thoughts exactly
The facial structure is rather reminiscent of Akhenaten…
wtf?
Wouldn’t it be funnier if instead of having the caption ‘totally looks like’, it just had both photos side by side with Michael Jackson written under the statute photo and egyptian statue written under the photo of MJ?
I guess that would ruin the URL of the site though…still, it’s better je pense
should be statue not statute. Let’s not get the law involved
The statue looks better, by far!
I’ve seen this exact side-by-side in MAD Magazine. Cmon, do something original!
this is the internets. the original stuff could fit in a commodore 64.
that said, this is quite good.
It’s funny, on most other fora no one would know what a Commodore 64 *was*, much less get why that’s funny. Now I feel old. Thanks, boom!
You, madam, have made my entire day!!! I thought I might be the only one (besides my hubby) who knew enough about Latin plurals to realize that the word should be “fora” or perhaps “fori” instead of “forums” (which BTE is completely recognized as okay by current english standards).
Thank you for renewing my faith in proper grammar in an age of horrid ebonics and texting lingo!
Actually, I’ve got the feeling that the age of text speak and other-language-referance literature is behind us, to be soon *slowly* replaced with relatively better grammar & spelling
That said, I think it’s gonna be a long while before “lolspeak” leaves us all, but I’m fine with that
*Looking up at own sentances* … Maybe I should be using text speak like the rest of the 15-yr-olds out there? Meh.
It’s fora - forum is a second declension neuter noun, and fori would therefore be the genitive form. If fori was the plural form, it would be a second declension masculine noun, and the singular would be forus.
/linguistics geek
Girls, girls, no shoving, form a nice and tidy line, that’s it… :p
I’m 13, and I own a C64!
Ancient Egyptians predicted the future and showed as the image of the great destroyer…. and child rapist.
I think the statue has had fewer nose-jobs…
At least the statue can’t molest any little kids. Not without real effort.
If the statue molested anyone, I think it could actually use the defense of having a willing and compliant victim.
And since teh statue *is* missing his nose, maybe someone has been molesting the poor thing. Maybe with a chisel. Or at least the winds of time…
all i can say is….damn that is creepy…
Well, now we know what photo MJ gave his plastic surgeon to work from.
thats actually…….kinda scary.
that’s uncanny. it does look just like him. i wonder if that’s the picture he’s been taking to his surgeon all these years.
LOL! The statue is missing a real nose too!!! Priceless.
seems to me that the statue came first, then the video with Eddie Murphy and then the facefucking….. Hmmm
I was so going to submit this one. Funny that the statue is of an Ancient Egyptian woman…
so he appears as an egyptian with eddie murphy he finds the head and becomes it…. am I missing anything?
wow. i’ve never seen a picture of micheal jackson befor and he looks fake!
Is Michael INTENTIONALLY trying to look like this statue ?! His transformation really started to take off, when he did that Egyptian video with ….Eddie Murphy as Pharoah ?
Yes ….he really is messed up enough to do something like that. Anyone who takes little boys and chimpanzees to the Grammys with him …..yep.
oh my goodness I have actually seen that statue at the museum in Chicago and I took a picture of it just because it looked like Michael Jackson!
Holy crap! I saw it there too and I said that it totally looks like Michael Jackson! I don’t remember if I took a pic of it or not.
Michael jackson looked so much better on the cover of Thriller! Michael jackson looks like a girl now! He needs a coupon for a haircut! I hope he dies and when he does, I hope he looks like a guy again!!!
Stunning comparison. Wacko should look into the wig maker the statue uses, though, because it’s much better than his crappy LaceFront wigs. And the statue looks healthier. Got that, f’loons? Wacko’s skin looks worse than aged stone.
Totally indeed! Looks like a perfect match….
hes hot
I literally LOL’d This one is right on!
We think that that Egyptian statue would be very offended by this outrage! lol!
This is real. I saw it at the museum in Chicago!
I could not believe my eyes. It was so bizarre to see his face on an ancient statue.
Something to be said for re-incarnation. HMMM.
the statue actually looks pretty good–it was intended to depict a woman, not a man(?)…
Oh, this just made my day.
the statue is better looking and i think Egypt people could create people to appear in the years to come this was made by an evil man to kill and mentally scar children
The similarities are undeniable! But does anyone have a picture of the female monkey from The Planet of The Apes. She’s a dead-ringer for MJ too. Funny, how no matter what he always seems to remind us of some woman. I’m starting to wonder if Micheal has a vagina!
The statue’s nose has fallen off. How ironic.
jackson looks like a girl:D
OMG! That statue is in the Field Museum. I took a picture of it back in 7th grade because I thought it looked like MJ. That’s hilarious.