Sisqo

Rapper Sisqo totally looks like Donkey Kong
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too bad dk is brown
Yup. Although I would have accepted “Yeti Donkey Kong” for this picture.
FAIL.
It’s Old Mankey Kong.
no it’s not, old mankey doesn’t wear a tie with the initials DK on them
YOU FAIL!
dumb, all of you, it’s white dk from either ssb melee or brawl most likely brawl
It’s from Brawl, check out the stage, it’s the ice climber stage form the second game. Glacier.
To the OP:
Too bad that is a version of DK from Super Smash Bros. Brawl
this one is spot on-
LOL WUT! Sisqo is brown.
they still look pretty similar in the fact that they are both monkeys
Isn’t it Sisqo? Cisco makes networking systems….
Fail!
Who on earth said cisco?? The photo and title clearly say Sisqo.
Correction FAIL!
The url says cisco. Overcall fail.
it is Sisqo the thong guy who hasnt had a hit in years.
Let me see that Kong kong kong kong kong!
best. comment . ever.
COMMENT WIN.
Ok, I spelled his name wrong. But now it’s right so everything can get back to normal.
To quote Adam West:
- “maybe if I jingle my keys out the window they’ll go away…”
- (flying brick hits me in the nose)
- “Oh my God! I’m a tomato!”
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
umm… racist much?
Wait wait, so if I compare a person of differing ethnicity to something else, that means I’m racist? I’m clearly confused on the concept here, but ok that works for me.
I think he was looking WAAAAAAY into the black man/ape comparison. Mind you, it has nothing to do with the pose and the fact that Sisqo is wearing a small animal on his chest.
‘See my vest, see my vest, it’s made from real gorilla chest…’
Mr.Burns
Spot on, Monty.
They both have white hair.
Racist fail.
Racist? And I suppose that the “Val Kilmer looks like a caveman” post wasn’t. I’ve found that those who most often cry “racism” themselves tend to be racists. He who smelt it, dealt it!
ummm yeah this is a bit racist, don’t you think?
nope, gray hair, similar pose, and both gorillas and sisqo are loud and obnoxious. there’s three similarities that aren’t based on race, but if you’re determined to see it as racist, go right ahead
oh, and the side-burns
If you’re constantly looking for racism, you _will_ find it.
Donkey THONG! LOL
XD
Oh wow. The mental image for that is just awful.
What has been mentally seen cannot be unsenn.
Er… “unseen.”
Donkey Thong, oh gawd the visuals that appeared
I guess white people can’t distinguish between R&B singers and Rappers.
Tell me the Thong Song wasn’t rap. Who’s white here?
Thong Song wasn’t rap, it was pop crap.
Wasn’t rap. R&B, definitely (Which also happens to be the type of singer he is! Whhaaaaaattt??).
“White people”—-sounds racist to me.
Generally, R&B “singer” are fags, while rappers are faggots.
That was…er…yeah I got nothing here, it’s just easier to assume you’re an idiot.
uh, no, s/he wasn’t looking wayyyyyy too much into anything - comparing a black person to a monkey, cartoon or not, similar pose or not, is kind of not done. it’s a pretty long-standing racist meme.
You just keep telling yourself that.
Racism is the belief that one race is inferior to another. No where in this comparison does the poster imply superiority or inferiority. In fact, it is the interpreter that chooses to imagine racist intent with what little information is supplied.
In the end, it’s a silver-haired pose matched by a silver-haired posed. It could be Justin Timberlake or Michelle Quan — neither of which you would have looked into too deeply. It’s *you* that sees racism in it and thus either you’ve been over-sensitized and scared into straying from all things potentially controversial to others or you just don’t understand the definition presented at the beginning of this post.
Nicely said! You’re so right!
Uhm, one of the first pics on this site compares Bush to a chimp. If you think comparing a white guy to a primate is OK, and comparing a black guy to an ape is NOT okay, what criteria are you using to make that determination? Could it, possibly, just maybe, be race? And if so, what does that make you?
So… comparing a white talentless singer to donkey kong would be okay?… Seriously, reading too deeply into a farcical comparison is in itself a bit racist if you ask me. When you can look beyond old racist “meme”s, perhaps you can come back and play with the adult humans on this site.
And yes… I’m black, so suck it!
Anybody else savoring the irony that a black man has the “Bobo the Chimp” on this racially tense comment thread? Anybody?
No, but now that you mention it, I’m wondering if he’s a fan of MST3K.
Who isn’t a fan of MST3K, I mean, really.
I’m not. I have no idea what it is. (yes, this is a useless reply. I know)
I’m the real sisqo and I find that pic little racist but it’s all fo shits and giggles
“So… comparing a white talentless singer to donkey kong would be okay?”
Yep.
Oh yeah, one more thing; I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEONE COMPARED CATE BLANCHETTE TO A CAT!!! HOW SEXIST IS THAT?!?
Yup, cat=pussy=vagina. When will the stereotyping end? When can we see this talented actress for more than just a singular part of her body? WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? (imagine a black guy [me] crying like Chris Crocker during this part).
Seriously though, it’s all in good fun. Nobody’s trying to be racist or sexist. Just chill and enjoy the laughs. If your sense of humor isn’t developed enough to do that, then maybe you should check out some other site.
And Sisqo’s retarded-ass silver hair combined with that monkey pose made him look just like yeti-kong, so that was a great comparison!
agreed!
people look way to damn much into things.. that yeti kong looks just like him.
even posed the same for hells sake.
People are saying it’s racist because of the history of racists comparing black people to monkeys.
But I really don’t give a shit.
HA! Glad someone got it! Seriously though, if someone says “you’ve got chimp lips” my comment is “well, so does my mama”. Hmm… Actually we all do (humans), and so do monkeys, and orangutans, and gorillas… HOLY CRAP YOU MEAN WE’RE PRIMATES JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!?!?!? Yup. It’s true. I’m just glad that we’re not close cousins to mandrills and baboons. Imagine that “man, look at her sweet blue butt!”.
And I find that the people who actually mean harm by comparing us to monkeys etc… are usually the ones who are a bit lower on the evolutionary staircase. And, I’m going to add to that list, people who take those kinds of insults too seriously. C’mon, it’s more a reflection on the idiot who said it, not you (unless you take it personally and seriously).
Seriously, I’m white and when I first saw this comparison, the infamous Howard Cosell “Look at that monkey run” statement came up in my mind along with all the other contriversal comparisons that white people have put on african americans to monkeys, apes or gorillas. Its been a VERY long standing issue and personally, even being white. I do as well find the comparison offensive. I understand how some that are ignorant to the issue posted this along with their “lolz” comments. But the issue is not funny. I’m personally in favor of the deletion of this particular post.
This is indeed racist and those of you that dont believe so need to do some reading and become less ignorant to what is racist and whats not. You can bet if someone compared a picture of a white person to a picture of a cracker shaped like a face, there would be an outcry. Especially if the post was by an african american person.
GROW UP PEOPLE!
P.S. Evolution from Primate to Human does not exist (primates that have existed for centurys still exist), Creation Does (There is a God). However thats an entirely different conversation. To say that we all evolved from primates shows that you’re on a lower level of intellegence as archeology and other scientific studies have proven otherwise. Go back to school.
Jesus in a racecar! Get a sense of humor!
As yes, let’s say archeology and other scientific studies have proven otherwise, completely ignoring such finds as Australopithicus afarensis, Homo habilis, Australopithicus robustus, and all the other various hominids linked to the evolution of modern man. And of course there are still primates around that have existed for centuries. Evolution and extinction can be quite mutually exclusive at times.
As for if the picture is “racist”, well, if you want to believe it’s racist, go right ahead, nobody really cares to stop a fool determined to be a fool. The basic fact is, the man, who happens to be black, dyed his hair funny, and is in a pose similar to a cartoon gorilla, who happened to be silver as well. It would be racist if the picture was “Any average black man looks like…”, but it’s not. It’s a specific individual who quite frankly, looks like Donkey Kong, and it doesnt’ quite matter what color his skin is, the individual made himself look funny.
It’s knee-jerk reaction. THAT is a sign of low intelligence. Either in going along with the age old stereotypes, or railing against them… both are just validating and perpetuating those stereotypes and keeping them more alive than they deserve to be.
Take another example. You have a guy on a TV sitcom sit down at the family picnic, and he smiles happily as he gets a big piece of let’s say…. watermelon. If it’s Ray Romano or such, we laugh, what a dope. If it’s Damon Wayans though, oh watch out, it’s racist! Only people allowed to enjoy watermelon are non-black! Right?
Or we could all just grow up, leave racial stereotypes and fears in the past where they belong and just laugh at each other as equals who realize, we all look kinda funny and ugly.
Humans didn’t evolve from apes- they both evolved from a common ancestor. And even if they had, saying “apes still exist” wouldn’t disprove it. Take a sixth grade science class, whydontcha?
Your comments on the theory of creation vs. evolution are irrelevant to the conversation. To argue that the theory of creation is factual based merely shows that you are yet another ignorant person keen on arguing your faith against scientific fact.
By the by, true science and archaeology (notice the correct spelling.) has proven that creation is a myth.
Good for you if you believe otherwise, but unless you relish sounding like a bible-thumping ignoramus, refrain from spewing your bs on secular websites.