Comments on: Chris Rock Totally Looks Like Kammron Taylor

By: solo piano

solo piano — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:27:07 +0000

YES! it’s his double life!

By: powerrings

powerrings — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:02:40 +0000

who knows the kid might be rocks illegitimate son…

By: kayla

kayla — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:57:25 +0000

OMG! Comparing a black man to another black man???? SO RACIST!!! J/k that was sarcasm this is just the first black person comparison I have come across where someone wasn’t crying “racist”.

By: valcapone

valcapone — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:31:30 +0000

iam totaly against racism but when it comes to say that : when someone says that 2 black people looks alike its racism… I think youre mixing 2 different thing…I think that sayin thta IS RACISM because you think that all white people thats comparing 2 black man are racists si its racism…its offending for both a white man or a black man to be compared to a chimp…and dont tell me its because in history they compared black mans I.Q to the chimp’s …WE ARE IN frikin 2009…U.S.A president iiisss A BLACK MAN and almost everybodys voted for him black asian white or native…they use someone that looks like obama for his security…oooooh thats racism (sarcasm) …come on …get over it…its lame …

(sorry for my english i only speak spanish im not from the US)

By: skitz1015

skitz1015 — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:44:47 +0000

hey I’m black so that makes me the authority and I confirm that these two people totally look like each other. And for the super serious ppl out there, note the sarcasm in the first half of my sentence. Not the I’m black part (um, I AM black), just the authority part.

By: Matz

Matz — Thu, 21 May 2009 09:39:13 +0000

Quite a resemblance, indeed.

By: TomBomb

TomBomb — Fri, 01 May 2009 03:15:27 +0000

I have been looking for this comparison for awhile now. I always laughed when he stepped onto the court in Btown.

By: dqavo

dqavo — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:20:51 +0000

they look exactly the same except chris rock is one skinny negro and the other guys is buffed up

By: nghs

nghs — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:54:25 +0000

This one really is uncanny.

By: jullee

jullee — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:47:33 +0000

Uncanny!

By: Stovo

Stovo — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:31:55 +0000

Hey, I’m offended by offended people!

And yeah, they look alike. Totally alike, even.

By: hlyshtvwls

hlyshtvwls — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:10:00 +0000

Thing is, Chris Rock doesn’t look all that much like a chimp. Bush is a DEAD RINGER for one. Show me a black guy that really looks like a chimp, and I’ll lol just like I did for Bush.

By: frenchrangoon

frenchrangoon — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:02:25 +0000

Samesies.

By: magnolia

magnolia — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:35:55 +0000

Nope. It’s offensive to compare a Black person to a monkey because of the specific history involving Black people being compared to monkeys in a derogatory way in the time of slavery and Jim Crow as a way of conflating their blackness with being less than human.

Whites don’t bear that association so it’s less insulting to compare a buffoon-like white person to a simian. It’s a comment on how silly they are, but not a direct reference to a time of intense bigotry, inequality, and oppression of their race.

By: T-Rocka

T-Rocka — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:28:35 +0000

and don’t forget they both look like mario too

By: Steve Sherman

Steve Sherman — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:35:53 +0000

Whoops, it was Nike, not Sprite.

By: Steve Sherman

Steve Sherman — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:12:15 +0000

GREAT ! Maybe someday there will be Kammron and Lil’ Kammron commercials !!!

Remember about 10 years ago, Chris Rock did the voice of Lil’ Penny….in commercials for … I believe it was Sprite. Those commercials signalled the downfall of Penny as a basketball player, and the rise of the comedy of Chris Rock.

By: lolo

lolo — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:55:59 +0000

Isnt that Dave Chappelle?

By: Juice

Juice — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:43:57 +0000

RACISTS!!!!

just kidding

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:53:28 +0000

Hey…good comparison..they’re both NOT very good at what they do…right on…

By: Races

Races — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:55:07 +0000

You prefer jam?

By: uwbadger fan

uwbadger fan — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:48:56 +0000

As another UW alum who attended school all four years Kam played, I can also vouch that this comparison has been made since he first started playing. It was ESPN his senior year.

By: Pippin

Pippin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:27:27 +0000

Well, considering that I had never heard of Kammron Taylor, I would have to say that Chris is the most famous.

By: marishka

marishka — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:47:23 +0000

Enough with the cries of racism…no one got upset about two white dudes (Skeet Ulrich and Johnny Depp?)….I’m more concerned with….shouldn’t it be Kammron Taylor TLL Chris Rock? Who’s the more famous one here? Really, people. Respect!

By: Pippin

Pippin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:30:30 +0000

Hey, i’m offended by coffee spitters!

By: Pippin

Pippin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:29:21 +0000

Actually, just the other day we compared a white guy to a cookie, not much difference. In fact, if the white guy and the cracker bore similarities, other than the color white, then I would find it quite funny. If not, I would just find it stupid. I would never be offended by it. Being offended by something like that is just plain dumb.

And being offended by the Chris Rock comparison is just plain dumb. Did we compare Chris Rock to O.J. Simpson? No. What about Fred Sampson? No. Or even Eddie Murphy? No. Why? Because they NO NOT LOOK ALIKE!

By: Vino

Vino — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:21:07 +0000

Lol! This made me spit coffee on my screen!

By: dutch guy

dutch guy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:34:00 +0000

hey, i’m dutch, and i’m offended by your dutch-ism!!!!!

By: BigDingo

BigDingo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:53:32 +0000

The only things that offend me are people that are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the dutch

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:14:07 +0000

But if you compared the white guy to a *cracker*….

By: An Actual Badger Fan

An Actual Badger Fan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:40:37 +0000

As a former UW-Madison student and current Badger athletics fan, I can vouch for the fact we’ve been making this comparison since Kam made his debut on the court.

Some people need to stop looking for things to be offended by.

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:30:44 +0000

Here’s a test to see if you’re a racist. Imagine if Chris Rock was being compared to a chimpanzee, would you find that offensive? After you’ve figured that out, look at the one about George W. Bush being compared to a chimp. (http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/15/george-bush/#comments) Did you find that offensive? If you answered yes to one and no to the either, you’re being racist. It doesn’t matter which one of the two you were offended by, either way you are making the rules different based on race ergo being racist. If you said no to both then you’re being reasonable. If you said yes to both you probably don’t like this site much but at least you’re consistent.

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:03:32 +0000

If that were true, none of the pics on this site would be valid. Go away.

By: SKW

SKW — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:54:44 +0000

Nope, just these two.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:59:17 +0000

compart=compare

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:58:50 +0000

Sooooooo, out of fear of being racist we can compart all the white people we want (to say nothing of muppets and animals) but we can never compart black people? Because black people never look like other black people? Why don’t you save the racist card for when it’s needed, oh boy who cried discrimination.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:57:25 +0000

Accent, srsly? This is totally LOOKS like, not totally sounds like.

By: Jayson

Jayson — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:56:26 +0000

That’s right. The poker guy REALLLLY looked like a cookie – and that’s totally okay. But it’s not okay to remark that someone looks like someone else of the same ethnic background… when they look alike (at least in that picture).

You’re both ridiculous.

Let me get this straight.

Comparing anyone (or thing) with anyone (or thing) else is okay unless one of them is someone of African descent. Everything else is okay though.

RACISTS!

By: A Black Man.

A Black Man. — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:06:18 +0000

HOLY CRAP.

A black man looks like another black man? PREPOSTEROUS! UNTHINKABLE!

… just a little bit racist also…

By: nig nog

nig nog — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:45:36 +0000

oh so all black people look the same

By: Bobbidylan

Bobbidylan — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:34:08 +0000

Holy crap that’s dead on…

By: clarification

clarification — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:19:17 +0000

You’d also have to rule out age, coloring, accent and about a dozen other physical differences between the two before you could ever believe they were the same.

By: ellahydew

ellahydew — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:17:15 +0000

Pretty darn certain, unless Kammron wears lifts when he plays.

By: Speed

Speed — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:11:12 +0000

Nasty

By: Febtober

Febtober — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:46:40 +0000

How sure are we this isn’t the same dude?

By: Reno

Reno — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:35:57 +0000

I prefer syrup!

By: hola

hola — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:19:44 +0000

right on