Comments on: John Edwards Totally Looks Like A Ken Doll

By: BraystreetLad

BraystreetLad — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:17:09 +0000

I'm happy to say that I'm a Brady doll-that is,I'm a bald,muscular,beefy(5'9'',214 lb.,48'' Chest Normal,50'' Chest Expanded,42'' Waist,19'' Biceps),classically handsome,VERY LUSTY black lad,55,said to look 35-40 and ALWAYS after a buxom blonde(her bra,36D-40D), 25-39,5'4'',120 lb.-5'8'',140 lb.How 'bout THAT,girls?

By: Lizzie

Lizzie — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:40:47 +0000

I can kinda see it but he REALLY looks JUST like the guy in the Sunsetter Retractable Awning commercial!!

By: BAW

BAW — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:41:55 +0000

And Ken & GI Joe were seen boarding a plane for New England immediately afterwards.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:18:05 +0000

That was his hit man. The doll explodes after sex.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:16:21 +0000

Yeah, John left Barbie for Toupee Dog.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:14:44 +0000

Ken comes with Barbie. He just fakes it with John.

By: Stevie W

Stevie W — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:31:47 +0000

And they are both equally genuine. But Ken has more insightful political views.

By: me

me — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:11:58 +0000

Lol yeah like i said, ken changed, went metro for her lol.

By: me

me — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:11:00 +0000

Lol! It’s true! Isn’t she with some metrosexual guy now, and then ken got pissed and he went metro to try and win her back.

The creepiest thing about barbie is that barbie was the makers daughters name and ken was her sons name…

By: Recant

Recant — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:44:35 +0000

OMG! It all makes sense now!

By: Eddy

Eddy — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:19:27 +0000

Actually Maureen Dowd of the New York Times made this comparison many months ago and Jon Edward sent her a Ken Doll because he was upset by it. True story.

By: Phee

Phee — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:01:16 +0000

I can’t believe you looked for the backstory.

By: Pete

Pete — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:17:25 +0000

Oh no wait, looks like they got patched up in Feb 2006… frick I can’t believe they have back story…

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:16:09 +0000

Or with John Edwards…

By: Pete

Pete — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:14:05 +0000

Officialy speaking Barbie and Ken are no longer together (no seriously) Matel made a press release about it.

Although there have been “wedding” barbies, the ceremony has never officially taken place, that’s left up to the consumers.

Thus if you own a Barbie and a Ken doll who have completed their vows, you’ll need Lawyer Skipper and Lawyer Kelly to battle it out before of Justice Todd.

By: kdiddy

kdiddy — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:51:34 +0000

They both have Lee Press-On Hair!

By: ReTARDIS

ReTARDIS — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:47:08 +0000

Sure he is. Just ask his mistress.

By: Stark

Stark — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:35:18 +0000

Yes, yes he is. With GI Joe.

By: Cgroves

Cgroves — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:03:39 +0000

OMG … is Ken cheating on Barbie????

By: IndyChick

IndyChick — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:53:25 +0000

That’s one sexy Democrat……unlike Ken, John is anatomically correct (probably).

By: Destiny

Destiny — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:46:08 +0000

I think the Ken doll looks a little young…

By: Bastet11

Bastet11 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:08:27 +0000

Why yes..yes he does.

By: ReTARDIS

ReTARDIS — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:06:36 +0000

OMG, yeah, they do except for the eyes, nose and mouth.