Comments on: Tharin Gartrell Totally Looks Like Cletus

By: hanna

hanna — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:44:01 +0000

obama rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: I want my Nickleback

I want my Nickleback — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:01:05 +0000

so do I. w00t

By: perspective

perspective — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:49:01 +0000

Yeah Obama may be screwing up the nation by doubling our debt and supporting terrorists in Palestine (we all know it’s happening), but like Gartrell, this Nate guy has no right to say he should be killed. Sheesh

By: Dane

Dane — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:43:51 +0000

Melanie, Courtney, Zackariah, Flo, Mo, Bobby, Jimmy, Marsha, Tommy, Billy, Sue, Jo-Jackson, Quincy, Mary, Martha, Aaron, Leon, Sally….

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:11:24 +0000

Cracker? It sounds like you’re the idiot racist dumber than any inbred wearing a sheet.

By: alicia

alicia — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:33:51 +0000

cry884 i agree with you!

Nate – go and get some help for that head of yours!

By: Mary

Mary — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:03:25 +0000

Woah. That guy is a total meth-head. I think he has maybe two brain cells left. Not a threat – he couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag.

By: goshimneat

goshimneat — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:36:44 +0000

but…he won

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:41:54 +0000

I think this guy is the real-life version of cletus

By: ali

ali — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:25:22 +0000

yes.. that is nathan johnson. not tharin gartrell

By: Darian

Darian — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:32:13 +0000

Yea, the 2nd guy DEFINATELY has more issues … wayyy more

By: goshimneat

goshimneat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:02:11 +0000

Plus, meth makes ya think…REALLY hard.
I bet they thought bunches about the fact that they screwed up their lives while sitting awake for 2 days in a city jail cell.
With all those other black guys that are in the city jail.
bwhahahaha.

By: goshimneat

goshimneat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:59:16 +0000

you know what makes ALL this funny? These guys were just meth addicts and were in no way charged with the crime of trying to assasinate anyone. But you all are SO damn smart, you forgot to read more than one article. Tharin is a fairly normal drug addict, the other guy is a dirty scum. Get our facts right before we post!

By: Stevie W

Stevie W — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:12:05 +0000

Even slack-jawed yokels can see Obama is bad for the country. (of course murder is wrong) Obama is a Communist.

Look at his voting record. He is even to the left of the only Socialist in Congress.
Look at his preacher. Black liberation theology originated with a Communist … James Cone.
Look at his professors. Well, many professors are Communists.
Look at his mentors. Frank Marshall Davis and that guy in the Weather Underground. At least one was an admitted Communist terrorist.

By: MSCR

MSCR — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:51:38 +0000

I like the way all his genetic defects are plain for all us to see. What is he? A white supremacist attack pig/dog/monkey?

By: MacKenzee

MacKenzee — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:38:47 +0000

i hate ur name

By: MacKenzee

MacKenzee — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:38:27 +0000

those dont look alike at all

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:51:46 +0000

Uhh, just because someone disagrees with your political views, you ought to “kill the bastard”? Make that two people who should be checked out mentally.

By: nickelbacksucks

nickelbacksucks — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:58:17 +0000

God hates you?

By: rabidlemur

rabidlemur — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:57:15 +0000

I never submitted the name, I submitted it as “Obama wanna be assassin” you assumed and therefore you FAIL.

By: Mr. Spork

Mr. Spork — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:13:34 +0000

Why is it that I submitted a properly named TLL (*Nathan Johnson* totally looks like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel) it didn’t even show up on the voting page, but this, which was submitted later and got the guy’s name wrong was voted up and made it to the front page? FAIL

Of course, I screengrabbed this TLL when it was in voting and submitted it to Failblog – didn’t show up there either.

*grumble grumble*

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:17:01 +0000

Cletus the slack-jawed yolkel

By: Dezean

Dezean — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:35:27 +0000

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:56:46 +0000

I do understand why you’d want someone to kill him. It’s the only way your candidate has a *shot* at getting into the white house.

By: operator

operator — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:27:32 +0000

that guy looks like the fruit of a family tree that does not branch

By: Kelio

Kelio — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:35:10 +0000

lolz, i agree

By: A

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:50:53 +0000

“Legit” is not a synonym for freelance. I guess I just read better than you.

By: leah

leah — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:54:13 +0000

Except your first submission is incorrect in that the name doesn’t match with the correct face.

By: Jujube

Jujube — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:49:48 +0000

Aw, c’mon guys! Give poor Cleetus a break. He’s 10 times better looking, sounds much smarter & looks cleaner too.

Check out this video of Nathan Johnson -
http://www.mahalo.com/Nathan_Johnson

Honestly, the creep’s so stupid, I found it hard to believe. Couldn’t bear to listen to it through – worried my brain would shut down in protest. Take a look at his T-shirt. It says “If I can’t remember it, it didn’t happen.” Well, THAT explains everything!! Too bad mandatory sterilization has been outlawed.

By: rabidlemur

rabidlemur — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:28:06 +0000

Woot my first submission made it to the front page, argh! they spelled my name with a C, damn them!

Erik Montoya

By: podgirl

podgirl — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:06:27 +0000

um…the general consensus seems to be that Bobby Kennedy was “assassinated” when he was a US senator and presidential hopeful…just like Barack Obama…hmmm…

check your premises.

By: BrghtEyes28

BrghtEyes28 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:55:09 +0000

With all these people that look like Simpsons characters, why doesn’t someone make a real life Simpsons movie?

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:03:28 +0000

i meant legit as in not hired by the government you idiot, go read a book

By: Barr 08

Barr 08 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:41:48 +0000

Somebody tried to kill Obama? Didn’t see it in the news….

Note: He’s not important enough to “assassinate” (yet, hopefully never) – hence my use of the other word.

By: sbd

sbd — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:28:40 +0000

Need to rope off his end of the gene pool, pour gasoline on top and set fire to it.

By: LBS

LBS — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:29:57 +0000

Inbred sheet-wearing crackers are “legit” people? Whatever, retard.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:44:10 +0000

notice how when the government assassinates a threat to the system it works, but when a legit person tries to assassinate a system-server they don’t get thru security

By: cry884

cry884 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:39:39 +0000

Um… yeah, I hope they track your IP and get you checked out (mentally).

Yeah.

Obama/ Biden 08!!!!!

By: LINK

LINK — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:47:45 +0000

dude, i already saw this about a week ago in my newspaper.

By: Nate

Nate — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:49:08 +0000

WHY DIDNT HE KILL THE BASTARD

By: omg

omg — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:04:50 +0000

Nathan Johnson, Tharin Gartrell big dif!

By: MJ

MJ — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:36:14 +0000

That’s Nathan Johnson. Sheena, you’re correct is saying that Tharin has the blonde hair and looks like a Rollins roady reject. These guys are idiots.

By: B-Roy

B-Roy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:58:32 +0000

comments FAIL

By: Sheena

Sheena — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:57:10 +0000

Isn’t that Nathan Johnson? I thought Tharin Gartrell had the bleached blonde do?

And Nathan Johnson also totally looks like: MacKenzie Crook

By: walker

walker — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:09:20 +0000

Lawl he kinda does