Comments on: Carrot Top Totally Looks Like Jackie Stallone

By: fir3

fir3 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:42:17 +0000

carrot top also looks like madonna, i gotta find that pic TMZ used and submit it

By: NIGHT-MERE

NIGHT-MERE — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:02:31 +0000

I think they do look totally alike. But I hate it when ANYBODY with red hair is compaired to carrot top. It is just insulting.

By: nghs

nghs — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:41:23 +0000

I don’t know which one is scarier….

By: ARTYFISHALL

ARTYFISHALL — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:21:40 +0000

The only thing that these two freaks have in common, is a liking to too much plastic surgery.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:45:28 +0000

THIS is what Carrot Top will look like at 75

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:31:09 +0000

Anyone know how old Carrot Top is?
Few times I’ve seen clips of him, he was hilarious, but so … weird!

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:58:22 +0000

what the hell happened to Carrottop?.?.?. He was never attractive but now hes just hideous…..Way to many sterroids perhaps and one to many surgerys

By: mj

mj — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:36:29 +0000

they are both UGLY! & look like they are wearing a mask!
but Jackie Stallone also looks like Michael Jackson! … or is she/he????
YIKES!!! & Halloween is right around the corner!

By: relly

relly — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:21:09 +0000

their faces look like they’re made out of play dough. *shudder*

By: Anon

Anon — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:07:13 +0000

Carrot top makes me ill…he could pull off being geeky before he buffed out, but now he just looks scary.

By: Renee

Renee — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:57:25 +0000

They’re both pretty hideous.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:04:20 +0000

Dark eyeliner? Check.
Plucked off and re-drawn eyebrows? Check.
Plasticized face from surgery and/or steroids? Check.
Lips lookin’ like they want to suck chrome off a trailer hitch? Double check.

By: supersiren

supersiren — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:57:15 +0000

can Jackie even manipulate her facial muscles enough to smile? doesnt look like it.

By: Ssssss

Ssssss — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:17:43 +0000

I loathe both of them x.-

By: more cowbell

more cowbell — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:31:53 +0000

I think he kinda looks like Debra Messing… if she gained 100 pounds of course

By: jujube

jujube — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:56:13 +0000

And they’re both smiling like doughnuts. On your knees, byotch!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:51:51 +0000

The analogy doesn’t work. Carrots make you see better and looking at Carrot Top could make you go blind. I wonder why he decided to buff up like he has. I mean it worked so well for Joe Piscapo.

By: smwhtdmgd

smwhtdmgd — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:23:00 +0000

They are a couple of ghouls aren’t they?

By: Under the Radar

Under the Radar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:48:44 +0000

No, Carrot Top wants to BE Jackie Stallone.

By: supersiren

supersiren — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:29:55 +0000

Jackie Stallone, leave the botox alone.
What posesses a person to think this looks natural?

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:03:14 +0000

They actually went to plastic surgeons and requested this look?

By: disturbedmonkey

disturbedmonkey — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:54:06 +0000

so did hers!

By: sbd

sbd — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:19:29 +0000

OH GOD MY EYES JUST MELTED!!!!!!!!!

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:09:20 +0000

Jackie has had at least one too many surgeries and the result is grotesque! YUCK!

By: ryszard

ryszard — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:55:44 +0000

Carrot Top is merely calculatedly bizarre. Stallone is grotesque, in a New-Age Tammy Faye Bakker kind of way. Eww.

By: rosekathleen

rosekathleen — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:38:56 +0000

Jackie actually looks like Carrot Top and Mike Meyers had a baby.

By: WannaSmile.com

WannaSmile.com — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:21:12 +0000

OMG. That’s just scary.

By: SnowLovingGal

SnowLovingGal — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:23:10 +0000

They both need help!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWW!

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:05:47 +0000

Why have we not yet seen Carrot Top and an actual Carrot?

By: Lethal Larry

Lethal Larry — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:03:18 +0000

are either of them human?

By: rosekathleen

rosekathleen — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:25:29 +0000

OMG, I would have thought that Jackie Stallone pic WAS Carrot Top

By: x-bert

x-bert — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:17:19 +0000

Naww… she does a better job of painting on her eyebrows