Comments on: Maury Povich Totally Looks Like Newman’s Own

By: llc

llc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:22:26 +0000

maury loves a good salad!

By: ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:59:11 +0000

LOL

By: XnewxskinX

XnewxskinX — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:32:35 +0000

Is it just me or are his eyes really far apart? (Maury’s)

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 17 May 2009 08:23:23 +0000

easily the number 1 most accurate look-a-like on this website.. and there are some gems… anyone who doesn’t see this should be put in an institution.

By: koolaid

koolaid — Sat, 09 May 2009 04:36:29 +0000

let us not forget the many times he’s had the “guess if this is a guy or girl parading around” shows

By: ARTYFISHALL

ARTYFISHALL — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:12:57 +0000

Maury, we have the results, and you are not like the Newman’s own bottle.

By: Biz

Biz — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:27:48 +0000

I’m convinced that label was modeled after Maury

By: Latrice Johnson

Latrice Johnson — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:44:02 +0000

Maury is better looking than Paul Newman now, Paul Newman done gotten old rest his soul maybe 20 years ago.

By: heck yeah

heck yeah — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:07:47 +0000

Somebody else noticed that too!
Heck yeah they do.

By: Tuc

Tuc — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 21:39:49 +0000

lmao i have newman’s grape juice and dressing salad and i notice and tell my brother and sister”hey its maury!”

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:27:12 +0000

Not even close. Maury is a dog.

By: Stevie W

Stevie W — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:05:55 +0000

Oh no, does this mean Maury Povich is gonna die, too ?

….too soon to make jokes ?

By: Where's my refund?

Where's my refund? — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:31:09 +0000

Sarcasm understanding fail.

By: Rakasha

Rakasha — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:06:09 +0000

AHAHA This is perfect!

By: Turtlefr33k4

Turtlefr33k4 — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:08:16 +0000

IRONY!! I saw the pic and then i heard like 10 minutes later… Definite timing fail

By: Dennis

Dennis — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:38:29 +0000

Wow…talk about timing. RIP Paul. But the resemblance is definitely there.

By: Kerfuffle Monger

Kerfuffle Monger — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:29:34 +0000

Bye, Paul. Thanks for everything.

By: Awesome

Awesome — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:14:17 +0000

Timing fail.

By: frances p.

frances p. — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:41:20 +0000

did i….did i just kill paul newman?

By: HorriblePenisMonger

HorriblePenisMonger — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:47:26 +0000

R.I.P Paul Newman.

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:36:11 +0000

you killed him!

By: SgL

SgL — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:43:51 +0000

Finally, someone that agrees with me! I’ve been trying to convince my Mom for years that the illustration on the bottle and Maury look alike. She still doesn’t believe me, because she seems to think that the word “alike” means “identical”, or something like that.

By: leah

leah — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:31:25 +0000

RIP Newman’s Own

By: mike

mike — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:09:37 +0000

Put this white thing around Maury Povich’s neck and it’s the same person.

By: Alicat

Alicat — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:27:50 +0000

More “baby daddy” and “you’re not the father” than troubled teens…

By: leah

leah — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:46:51 +0000

Oh. Thanks. *didn’t know by the obvious dressing*

By: leah

leah — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:46:08 +0000

Finally someone gets it.

By: Jayson

Jayson — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:50:07 +0000

No, he just has it backwards, they used Paul Newman to design Maury.

By: michelle

michelle — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:16:43 +0000

Sick!! Lol!

By: me

me — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:46:31 +0000

Wow, dunno who Paul Newman is Hm?

By: Where's my refund?

Where's my refund? — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:46:39 +0000

Duh, Maury was the model for the picture on the bottle.

By: telefil

telefil — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:20:12 +0000

I think that the point isn’t that Maury looks like Paul, but that Maury looks like the cartoon illustration of Paul on the bottle.

By: Connie

Connie — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:19:21 +0000

The ironic thing is Maury uses this dressing as a lube.

How’s that for a balsamic vinaigrette?

By: GreyArt

GreyArt — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:40:14 +0000

The picture on the bottle is of Paul Newman, the actor.

By: Onion

Onion — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:34:13 +0000

Lol

By: the guy

the guy — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:59:05 +0000

Duh, it was designed that way!

By: leah

leah — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:31:39 +0000

^^^^^^^
Noticing caption indicating Maury looks like the salad dressing bottle & NOT the actor FAIL.

By: sarah

sarah — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:55:19 +0000

comparing maury povich to paul newman? no way.

By: AnoleX

AnoleX — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:54:59 +0000

The only resemblance I see is they are both greasy (BA-ZING!).

By: Lefty

Lefty — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:53:05 +0000

Salad dressing > troubled teens week after week.

By: GreyArt

GreyArt — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:18:28 +0000

No way, now how, does Maury Povich look ANYTHING like Paul Newman.