John McCain Totally Looks Like Evil Monkey
John McCain totally looks like Evil Monkey
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Except for the hair…
Yea, if the monkey had gray hair, then, maybe… but even then… poor monkey! =O
he looks shit
Yes, only McCain is more evil.
And Evil Monkey doesn’t have Brainless Barbie as a backup.
And the monkey is more highly evolved.
Idk its cutin it pretty close. he scared me. i thought he’d die of an heart attack if he got 2 excited!!
Try “a” heart attack…grammar fail.
Wow, and when I wear a suit and point like that, I look like them too.
Really? I always end up looking like Disco Stu…
You’re pointing too high. Shoot for an angle between 0 and 30 degrees. More than 30 degrees and you really risk looking like Disco Stu. This probably goes without saying, but don’t have an afro or wear sunglasses either.
Monkey’s throw their poo…
Looks like? Don’t you mean IS?
Why does “Republican” automatically = evil?
Because Democrats don’t know enough except what their talking heads and politicians tell them. Bread and circuses, that’s what they’re all about. They don’t believe in taking care of themselves. They wants dah gubment to give them everything.
Whereas a government who leaves the weakest to fend for themselves whilst screwing over the middleclass equals a total win, right?
It’s not a total win until you offer the wealthiest 5% massive tax breaks and corporate welfare.
Poor Herb doesn’t know the weathiest 5% make the country roll.
Poor Yimmy thinks that the weathiest 5% desperately want to create more jobs to boost the overall economy as opposed to their own individual profits.
Ah yes, they trickle down their wealth to us. Or piss on us all from a great height, what ever you prefer.
I didn’t know that Wall street was run by Democrats, what with them wanting the govt to give them everything and whatnot. and at least Evil Monkey never called his wife a c**t
Many men call their wives c#&ts…they just do it under their breath cuz they are pussies. This monkey comparison sucks. Ooooh McCain is a monkey and evil!
Bread and Circuses is provided by the media on behalf of the Republicans and Democrats in thanks to their loyal support to their corporate sponsors.
Yay!
Clowns with croissants!
Because Republicans don’t know enough except what their talking heads and politicians tell them. Bread and circuses, that’s what they’re all about. They believe in thinking only about themselves. They wants to give nothing to dah gubment so that there’s no purpose for our country other than waging war. I can spin stuff too, ya know…
You people make me sick. It’s so unfortunate that politics always have to creep into a site like this. Why is it that you people just love to smell your own farts whenever you get the chance? I submit a Russell Brand (the Brit jerk that hosted the MTV awards and trashed our country on national TV while being paid by an American company ) looks like a Horses A$$ comparison that never gets posted, but McCain is an evil monkey? Oh yeah, real evil monkey that elected to stay in captivity and be tortured fighting for the country he loved so much, while you people just sat around looking for something else to blame on others. Piss off.
I’ve got a friend who’s been kicked in the nuts quite often when he was still in school… let’s make him a senator!
except that, per the Republican party’s parsing and stretching and redefining the meanings of certain words, his own party would now have to say he WAS NOT tortured, but merely subjected to “enhanced interrogation techniques” and since he needed to make nice with his own partisans to get the nomination, even Mr. Maverick Straight-Talk person caved in and supported the Party’s move to legitimize many of the same treatments to which he was subjected…Plus, Articles III, IV and V of the Code of Conduct for Prisoners of War doesn’t really make opting for an early release a viable choice at least if you don’t want to be viewed as some sort of disgrace, so, in short, Screw yourself “screwyourselves” and while we’re at it…eat a bag of d**k
Because having your arms broken and having water poured on you are the same thing.
Oh, and the CoC for POWs wasn’t made until after Vietnam, from the lessons. Idiot.
If that was true, why were Japanese soldiers after WWII charged with violating the CoC?
Study some f**king history…the code of conduct was MODIFIED to its current status after the Korean conflict. And to the crotchwaffle who thinks that waterboarding is the only thing that falls under the nice, loosely defined “enhanced interrogation techniques” well, then i am sorry to tell you, but you fail.
Getting captured and tortured in a battle rather than killing the enemy and capturing their territory ? THAT’S A FAIL. DO NOT WANT.
How do you capture enemy territory from a jet… FAIL
being a POW and loving a country many years ago does not make capable nowadays of suddenly being able to run government when less than a year ago he admitted that he didn’t understand the economy
and being a street captain in Chicago does?
Yeah, I’ve submited stuff that made more sense and was funnier, but it got skipped over for this. I didn’t know why untill I read the comments. Now it makes sense. Just like bush looks like a chimp. I wonder if they’d ever post an Obama looks like Karl Marx.
Imagine if they posted an Obama that looked like a monkey!
They would never allow an “Obama totally looks like a monkey,” because that would be “RACIST”!
*massive eyeroll*
Obama looks nothing like Karl Marx, so I don’t think so.
Mist the point… FAIL
Why would you want a loser who got himself captured in a war which your country lost by a country mile ? Do you want some of that ‘magic’ brough to your current illegal wars too ?
Ohhhhh. illegal wars. How very predictible. Maybe if you had the ability to think for yourself and not have your thoughts pumped into your head from liberal news (print and tv) you could do about 10 minutes of research. The first gulf war was brought to a ceasefire (not an official end) mandated by the un that iraq must follow a number of resolutions or ceasfire is void. Iraq violated almost all resolutions. Or are you saying it is illegal because congress didn’t approve? Well congress hasn’t declared war in over 60 years. Korea and Vietnam were the same. They were both started by Democrats
Umm… duh, he was designed that way.
Seriously? Why on earth is this here? They don’t look similar. The only similarity comes from a nonsensical liberal agenda. This doesn’t make sense. Oh, I get it, they’re both pointing. Brilliant!!! I hope this gets taken down. More actually funny look-alikes please.
Quick, somone make a Totallylookslike.com totally looks like the Democratic National Convention.
I like a good bashing of the right wing as much as the next guy, but for crying out loud, at least try to make it clever and/or witty.
My point exactly. I submitted a graph that showed possible news coverage for Obama’s link to Ayers at like 3% and John McCain picking his nose at 97%, bu they’ll post the monkey that looks nothing like John McCain.
Dead on
I think it was Ghandi who said: “A country should be judged on how it treats its least fortunate people.” I could be wrong, I’ve been wrong before, I’m used to it.
Whoever said it (but I think you’re correct about Ghandi), it’s worth putting out there!
No, rich people need the MOST help!
I have no doubt that this site is run by Democrats. It is apparent at how slanted everything is. The post liberal BS like this all the time I guess to sway my vote. It won’t work. Comparing anyone to an Evil Monkey only makes me realize how desperate the other person was making the comparison. They have nothing intelligent to say. Besides, the only things that get posted are the ones that will get the most comments. I imagine it is how this site decides how much to charge for advertisements. The more comments the more money they can charge. So, here is my 2 cents so they can raise the price of ads on this site by 2 cents.
Haha after tonight’s debate the repressed anger republican fanboys would wish they had evil monkey running for them. Evil monkey could have held his own in a debate without looking like a scared four year old who knows he did something wrong.
Actually I thought McCain did rather well. Obama always seemed to have trouble speaking, like he wasn’t sure if what he was saying was the right thing to say. McCain at least seemed to know exactly where he stood.
I agree completely. After hearing Obama flub Ted Kennedy’s medical condition, the anecdote about Eisenhower writing a letter of resignation, his inability to pronounce the President of Iran’s name, not knowing the President of Pakistan’s name, calling our ally Pakistan a “failed state”, and accidentally admitting to US torture of Gitmo prisoners…
No, wait–
Not only scared and edgy, but rapid eye blinking! Eye blinking is a body language indication of lying, or making up a lie while you speak. I bet the next debate, he will force his eyes open and appear to stare.
It’s a stupid system when you look at it, isn’t it? You basically have two families who initially have all the siblings fight each other, and then when one of the siblings wins the family puts them up to go fight the neighbors.
Rapid eye blinking is an indication of lying? Wow. I guess I lie all the time since I can’t help but blink rapidly. How about Obama not letting McCain speak. It was a debate and Obama kept interrupting like he was still in high school. And the snide comments? Really shows how old Obama is since he has to put in retorts after everything McCain said. He thinks he is still in high school. And how do you suppose he plans on lowering the cost of health care, lowering the cost of oil/gas, increasing the funding for science regarding alternative fuels, fix the housing crisis, fix our financial institution, AND lower taxes? Where is the money going to come from? The government sure doesn’t have it.
I FRIZZING HATE POLITICS!!
It brings out the WORST in people!!
Amen! It brought Bush into the White House!
Kerf’s stuck in time. It does tho, doesn’t it, dub?
LOL!
Technically, given the ears, I would say Barak Obama has more resemblance to the monkey. Or are we technically saying Republican bad, Democrat Good? I seem to remember some guy sending people to die in Vietnam… must have been Reagan.
BTW, I’m not a Republican, I just think people should be a little more objective about facts and less about candidate demonization.
Partisan behavior and slander aside, McCain does not look like the evil monkey the way Bush does kind of look like a chimp. I’m not sure that anyone was saying that Republicans are evil, but McCain does get frazzled and grimaces and points frequently. On the other hand, Obama does have the big monkey ears. Hrm. McCain DOES kind of look like Grandpa Munster tho.
Just in the face I think he looks more lie Slimer from “Ghostbusters”.
I would have never thought of that!
I got a good laugh outta this one.
He SOUNDS like an evil monkey, too. Which is actually a change from the lobotomized one we have now.
The Evil Monkey dos not talk.. So.. How dos McCain SOUND like Evil Monkey?
That’s not a good comparison. What looks the same? That they’re both pointing? Obama literally looks like the monkey Curious George.
LOL – Well… McCain has been doing a lot of finger pointing lately.
http://www.mrshooah.com
More like Obama’s the Monkey because he’s bla….
Ohh, umm…
Wow…
Hold it! Phoenix Wright would like his pointy-finger move back!
OBJECTION!
so…who put up two pictures of McCain?
Personally, it makes me both sad and angry that the party of Lincoln, Roosevelt (Teddy, not Franklin), and Eisenhouer has been hijacked by a bunch of warmongering tools of the oil industry and a bunch of economic predators that would make the Guilded Age’s robber barons blush. (Carnegie, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, etc. at least used part of their money to found universities, museums, libraries, etc.)
It makes me sad that the party of FDR, Kennedy and Truman has been hijacked by a bunch of p*ssy, liberal, gun-banning, wealth redistribution socialists who think that higher taxes and bigger government is the answer.
I think it looks more like Obama…since they are both monkeys
don’t be a racist
Win!
Why doesn’t this one surprise me??
You have a distorted view… they don’t look similar in any way.
Where’s Obama and Curious George?
hehehehehe…. totally…..
You mean he is one?^^
Geez i thought this was suppose to be a fun site for comparing look alikes, I didnt realize this was political convention…you all just sucked the fun out of this.
epic fail.
lol…. McCain really looks like that monkey xD!!
funny, but not that accurate. 9/10 for humor, but 5/10 for similarity
omg, such an insult to the monkey xD
xD