Stanley Kubrick Totally Looks Like Salman Rushdie

Director Stanley Kubrick Totally Looks Like author Salman Rushdie
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Director Stanley Kubrick Totally Looks Like author Salman Rushdie
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dunno who either of these guys are
Director and author.
Two of the smartest people that ever lived. Rushdie is a famous critic of Islam, and Kubrick made legendary films such as 2001: A Space Odyssey, Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket. And if you know none of these or just the last one, get some education
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/09/24/sean-connery-totally-looks-like-ruhollah-khomeini/
So Sean Connery killed kubirck xD
We need more Rushdies and fewer Kubricks, IMO. Space Odyssey was SOOO boring, Clockwork Orange was … well perverted and example of desensitizing violence that the movie decries, and FMJ’s was more violent and seemed to be even more perverted.
Stanley Kubrick directed ‘2001:A Space Odyssey’, ‘A Clockwork Orange’ and ‘The Shining’. Salman Rushdie is best known for writing “The Satanic Verses’, getting sentenced to death by the Ayatollah Khomeini for doing so, and hiding.
Satanic Verses FTW!
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
LookED.
You know.. past tense.
Rushdie looks similar to the fat pig leftist Michael Moore.
Kubrick directed “A Clockwork Orange”, and “Apocolypse Now” I believe. His last flick “Eyes Wide Shut” before he died.
Eyes Wide Shut was the only Kubrick film that sucked, but then again, Tom Cruise did the chief part, which explains a lot
The really unfortunate thing was AI…begun by Kubrick and finished by Steven Spielburg.
The soul-raping parts? Those were Kubrick’s.
The syrupy crud? Spielburg.
Damn you, Spielburg.
Yeah, other than the fact that Michael Moore has a full head of hair, fair skin, no beard, and doesn’t wear glasses — yep, it’s a dead ringer.
Correction, I meant Full Metal Jacket….Doh!!!!!
Ironically, one of them still wears a Full Metal Jacket… and it ain’t Stanley.
I wonder if they’d still look the same without the beard and the glasses
Eyes Wide Shut killed Stanley Kubrick.
Trying to get a decent performance that isn’t the same as his acting in Top Gun out of Tom “gay midget” Cruise, and Nicole “Botox Queen” Kidman would have sent any director’s blood pressure through the roof.
Really, Eyes Wide Shut is almost a testament to Kubrick’s ability. Between Tom Cruise being awful, Nicole Kidman being awful, and their relationship/chemistry having its own entity of awful, he was crippled from the beginning. But he ended up making the movie pretty tense, only for the audience to find out at the end that nothing freaking happened. Not my favorite of his, by any means, but a talented job directing, as always.
i never actually knew what stanley kubrick looked like. kind of creepy. of course, his movies are as well. nevertheless, clockwork orange will never be the same.
And both of them look like my dad… Wierd! O_o