Bill Kaulitz Totally Looks Like A Polish Chicken
Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel Totally Looks Like A Polish Chicken
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that guy creeps me out!!
Yeah, apparently there is a particular age for girls, where they go from being attracted to that look (“OMG we can shop for clothes and do our makeup and hair together!!!!”) from being creeped out by it. I’m thinking that age is somewhere between 17 and 21.
I couldn’t tell from that pic so I Youtubed some Tokio Hotel stuff (it’s fairly lame music, BTW) and if I had to speculate, I’d say Bill Kaulitz isn’t gay, but transgendered.
that age is more like 12-16
Nah, more like 11-14 1/2
More like 0-2
You’ve taken that too far *sighs and shakes head*
omg lol just say its from 11-19 bc it actually is!! i have PROOF!! ppl i
like him from those ages…yeah….im bored. byebye now!
I WILL HAVE SEX WITH HIM NOW.
LOL, I want to Screw Bill Kaulitz Sooooooooooo BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fals!
I’m almost 20 and I love TH.
He can be stange but you have to admit there music is good! =)
For the people the dosent KNOW= Bill Kaulitz has 19 yars!
Born in Magdburg, on September 01 of 1989!
Any questions about the band, just ask me!
By: MabbyBastos
P.S.I’am from Portugal and Brasil. !Eurobrasiian!
wow… you know a birth date :O
dont try to be smart ya dumbass
He isn’t a transsexual. And he isn’t gay, and their music is not lame you just never gave it a chance. AND HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A POLISH CHICKEN! loser!
There is no particular age for girls to like him (or the whole band) I mean come on my cousin even likes their music and he’s like 23.
He could not look gayer if he had a dick hanging out of his mouth.
Seriously. Being caught in the act of fellatio would not make him look more gay than he already looks.
True dat.
second.
third (or however you say that)
Well that was just not necessary.
nor were this comment or the one above it
THE ONLY NECESSARY COMMENT IS THAT I WILL PUT MY BALLS IN HIS MOUTH
nah i think he is bad ass, and his mucis is not dat bad
you do realize if anything the dude looks like a chick and would make a hot chick and he prolly is a fag lol srry but come on look at him he a fag lol i mean im a guy in to girls prolly too much if tht posible but he would make a hot chick and if he relly is a guy he jus missing sumtin in his ass cuse he as gay lookin as day is long
th sucks he dreses like a girl and puts makeup on like a girl freaks
I could kill you for that.
)
Stupid fucktard.
you know, they make this thing called “anger management” now. you should check it out.
im showing a polish chicen next year im going to name it pompomXD
If you need any help with that killing, im here to help.
HATE YA!!!!!! Bill is sooooooooooo pretty! and his not gay.. i get so mad when everyone says that he’s gay:( thats not true
Yes, people make me so mad when they say that crap.
He’s frickin’ hot!!!!
he is tooooo gay have you seen his makup seriously
I’m a big fan of TH, but I have to say the resemblance is quite funny ;P
I am 35 and I think he is hot!!!
is your cousin gay?
LOL, YOU calling someone a LOSER, admitting you like tokio hotels (what the fuck name is that for a band!?!) tripe and getting all upset because this douche bag looks like a polish chicken is hilarious!!!
he also looks like a toilet brush, lol
Bill is NOT a douche bag or a toilet brush
well said!! and thankyou!!! and I totally agree!!
You have just nailed it. I am convinced he is transgendered if he isn’t gay.
i wish he were too
haha, Transgendered!!!!! NOOOOO, He isn’t a Trans, or a Homo, or Anything! He is Straight, also he has a Twin Brother! Tom Kaulitz, HELLO. Take away Bill’s hair, and makeup, and take away Tom’s hat and dreads; They do look like twins, cuz they R. Born same day, same year, same time. Plus, if Bill had a Gender Change, Tom Woulda had a Gender Change. And look at their yoiunger years, for example, They were born with Girlish Faces. They can’t help that, and some Girls, like me, LOVE THEM TO DEATH!!!!!!!!
please explain to me why him having a twin has anything to do with him being a trans-gender, gay, or any of the above. and let me explain something to you, even if people are identical twins, they are TWO diff people, that is why they have diff names, like bill and tom. so just because one has a sex change does not mean the other would HAVE to get one.
its not lame
Fortunately for me, Tokio Hotel didn’t exist before I crossed that age line.
If I were that chicken, I’d seriously be offended..
good point xavier guy… i think youre right. i think hes a transgendered. chick in a dude-box, but his dude-box has a wang, and that wang seeks other dudes, so id say hes totally gay, but more to the point or more specifically, hes a chick in a dudes body and that dudes body seeks other dude bodies
Whoa, slow down now. You lost me at “guy.”
third to infinite-eth. seriously, i think i might have an anxiety attack from his metrosexuality. ;_:
Ummm, so what if he’s metrosexual
he’s still freaking hot!
and an amazing singer
and in case you didn’t know the definition of metrosexual is a guys who cares about his looks
omg ppl. bill is a GUY. and he is STRAIGHT. got it? sheesh, theres nothing wrong with being gay anyway, but still dont label ppl when they’ve tried so hard to say that their NOT GAY AND THAT THEIR STRAIGHT! bill’s said that in a million interviews, so ppl just LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! goshhhhhh.
I’m so agree.
..what, first we had to leave Britney alone, now we gotta leave Bill alone too!??
..who are we gonna pick on next, huh?
lol, just kidding. I personally hate Tokio Hotel, so I couldn’t care less about Bill’s sexual orientation.
I hate the band, but hell, I don’t know any of them personally, so I can’t say I hate them as people..
Idk but I want a polish chicken..
Is that really a guy???
Yeah, he is a DUDE! and not a chick ok?! god, you guys really need to get it straight, youre jealous cuz you dont look as good as him. and besides, how could u think thats a chick, no boobs or anything that would hint of him being a chick, get it straight. God you guys seriuosly make me mad somtimes,
Smooth skin, feminine like features, no facial hair (And there are such things as flat chested females.)
One could easily mistake Bil Kaulitz as a female.
you know what? whatever. i can think of many guys who have those characteristics, and none of them look like girls
you know what? whatever. this one does.
Don’t know the band, don’t care… totally agree, i thought that was a girl too… sorry to disappoint you crayola crew person…..
how can you have feminine features and not look like a chick, that is an oxy-moron
what so now guys can’t have smooth skin and little to no facial hair.
I know woman who don’t have smooth skin, does that make them a man?
Just because he’s not rough and tough doesn’t mean he’s not a man.
I agree— i thought maybe it was bjork at first… then i was like …her name is bill??
Concerning what good looking men should look like, please do a Google image search for “Chuck Norris.” That should get you back on the right path. Please note the broad shoulders, strong jaw and excessive bodily hair.
uhm, i would bet that chuck norris is gay.
he’s disgusting. if that’s a real man i’m turning lesbian.
how does this not look like a chick? http://www.mtv.com/asm/sweeney_todd/bill_kaultz_crop.jpg
Well played!
oh my friggin god…i didnt really think he looked any more feminin than most emo/idol/zac efrons but after seeing that im convinced he does not have a penis, lol
Dunno if he is a guy or not, but he shure looks like the chiken.
ye hi shure duz luk lyk uh chiken.
It would have been better to use a pic of a black crested white polish rooster
im askeered
Bill Kaulitz Totally Looks Like a Chick.
No he does NOT look like a chick, and neither does he sound like a chick either. I really dont see were you people get the idea of him looking/sounding like a chick. You seriously tick me off
Smooth skin, feminine like features, no facial hair (And there are such things as flat chested females.)
One could easily mistake Bil Kaulitz as a female.
And on top of it all, he does have a moderately feminine voice.
you know what? whatever. i can think of many guys who have those characteristics, and none of them look like girls
and you yourself must look like a girl too, if you’re a dude. And his face doesn’t have that much of a feminine look to it. one of my best friends has those features too, and he is i GUY
Y’know, I get the funny feeling that I read a similar string of comments just a few moments ago…
Yโknow, I get the funny feeling that I read a similar string of comments just a few moments agoโฆ
wtf does me having to look like a chick have to do with bill kaulitz looking like a chick? the only thing i can think of is the fact that we’re both chicks so… thanks cap’t obvious?
Bill got stopped when he wanted to go to the men’s room, because the watchman thought he was a girl once time…..
Bill is freaking HOT!!!! i luv him<3<3
it scares me to think of just how much hair gel and spray and god knows what else is in his hair.
is that gel?
i’m thinking most of it falls into the “god knows what else” category…
I think it’s hair spray and a hell of a lot of hanging your head upside while drying/blow drying. And probably some thread.
that chick is hooott!!!!
Beastiality’s cool, I guess.
Poland’s not that warm.
it’s between 0 and 100 fahrenheit
it’s germany, actually.
The pourest definition of emo fag ever
probably why I like him haha
Pourest? It pours well?
Watch how you pour Bill, might get too much head…
/duhn duhn tsh
no he doesn’t
he is perfectly normal.
and gorgeous.
and so what if he is “emo”.
doesn’t matter either way
and if he is a “emo fag”
than what are you?
just a regular fag?
must be
get over what bill kaulitz looks like,
he’s hot!
OKAY!!!!!
You’re border-line satire here. Makes it hard to tell if you’re seriously that delusional…
i’m thinkin that bill’s knight in shining armor is a thirteen year old girl with a huge crush and bad gaydar
haha actually i have amazing gayday.
some aof my best friends are gay.
don’t you dare make fun of them
and i’m almost 18.
and bill just turned 19.
anything else you want to say?
didn’t think so
Bill is NOT gay! its nothing wrong to be gay, but i love him so i don’t want him to be that cause i’m a girl. and he has said that hi is not GAY a million times. it’s crazzzzzy that not everyone have got that into their fucking heads
liberace also said he was not gay, but he was seriously flaming, and don’t forget elton john was in the closet at one point, as was rock hudson. Seems to me that sometimes people lie about being gay.
why does everyone hate gay people? even though he’s not i mean whats the problem? anyone who spends enough time hating gays should get over themselves and accept that people are who they are
your the best definition of homophobic cunt!
Yeah that hair is fake
that chair will break
Who spared a rake?
Where is Jake?
That chick has a snake?
I feel like cake
it’ll make your teeth ache.
that bad rhyme is more than i can take
Stop it for god’s sake!
Don’t swallow that steak!
what will it make?
that was lame and I’m ashamed
That poor chicken is being framed.
but his bad attitude can’t be tamed
And nobody can be named for this game.
but I can be blamed for the flames
until i came into the frame
this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
bill kaulitz looks like someones wife!
kinda hope he slips with a knife
If it is it’s fake.
lol
His hair isn’t fake, it’s real, he just teases and spikes it.
way to kill the streak.
NOT FAKE ITS REAL IVE SEEN HIM DO HIS HAIR
Then I don’t know which of you I’m more sorry for.
ZING!!!
its kinda sad that if you don’t like him your spending all this time here to make fun of him.
You are the kind of people that really hurt other people.
yeah, thats funny.
not
i love you dearly for saying that
i actually kinda like the music and have no real problem with him, but you stalker freaks who actually get angry at us for having a good time need to be brought back to earth, given medication and possibly rehab treatment for your twisted addiction
That’s a man? Has anyone actually looked to be sure? lol
yes thats a guy and many girls think he’s so damn hot(including me:))
Nahhh, that chicken’s WAY more manly.
Ever seen the guys from the band X Japan? Now most of them looked like girls, even if very ’strange’ girls – they went in for Visual Kei effect. Sooo pretty. Got to know their music from the anime movie “X”. I love a lot of Asian music done now from listening to game music & wathcing Japanime. (I don’t really play games but loved to listen to the music when my sons played.)
XDDDD
Malice Mizer was way girlier.
There is a difference between Eighties hair metal/glam/visual kei and this guy.
you this guy has a NAME
Polish Chicken Impersonator No. 1?
This GUY does not deserve his name to be typed out by MY royal fucking hands :]
oh yeah, so royal you have time to come to a website about a guy that you obviously don’t like and write how much he sucks.
yeah good one.
you sound like the coolest mum, my mum used tell us to turn the sound down alot of the time because it annmoyed her, lol. ive heard japan x, they were on the sound track to some movie i was watching….i liked the song.
Sweet screaming Jesus on a Pogo-Stick, I thought that look died with the last of the crappy “hair-bands” of the late 80’s and 90’s…next thing you know, they will all split up and form strings of moronic side bands who all spell their names with too many X’s and Z’s
Well, thats the problem with the late 80’s and early 90’s, they aren’t quite finished in Europe or Asia.
*sues you for stealing my idea*
I would PAY to look like a polish chicken, if that would mean looking as hor as Bill. Both as a boy and as a girl, I find him very very attractive.
I agree!
“Hor” indeed.
I still cant believe someone with that long hair and eyeliner is a guy.
oh, you mean like Johnny Depp?
Or Alice Cooper?
Or Steven Tyler or Gene Simmons or Cris Angel ororororororeos!!!!!!
cris angel is a dude?
IT’S A GUY!! GET OVER IT!!!
It’s a trap! RUN AWAY!
.I LOVE POLISH CHICKENS AND TOKIO HOTEL!.
*seconds* XD
yeah, but only one tastes good with teriyaki sauce
well, maybe…….
Nah, I think they both do. *Tokio Hotel fangirl*
At least it wasn’t another Fizgig comparison.
What I mean to say is I like the D.C. movie, but it was starting to make it not cool…
Yeah, my vote is for the Polish Chicken.
Lol what girl is named Bill?
Uh stupid have you not paid attenion?
Bill Kaulitz is a GUY!!!
Has a twin brother too!!
maybe this one is a chick and the other twin looks a lot like her and they switch places like in the parent trap just to laugh at the unwitting publie? i know i would…
This comment is made of sunshine and win. Here’s a sticker!
Second reason for more than about sixty years to be ashamed to be a german..
Sorry, Export doesnt alway work that well.
I think a totally looks like with just a WOMAN would have been funnier.
I like Bill and his hair. I also find him very attractive.
I also am German. Sue me.
I second the attractiveness. I think he is very attractive. It could be one of those “Addams-family-homicidal-manic-Wednesday” things, but I think he looks nice. And I only have American and Indian blood, and very little Indian at that.
Maybe it’s having German genes, but he’s kinda hot.
I’m way too old to think that.
Oops.
He would make a pretty girl, though.
In another 10 years, he’ll be “wow, it IS a guy” hot.
Bwhaaa ha ha ha!
Nice hair, douche bag.
I’m assuming it’s a guy. But I doubt it.
it is a guy. There are two of him, even *well, a twin, but still*
oh yeah, what a douche bag. He must be, because all the women have to have him.
I’d rather look like a guy than have “All the women”.
And besides, lots of younger women gravitate toward the douchebag type.
I never said, ‘worthwhile women’.
I think we all know that any woman that will go after a guy strictly for looks and fame is just about worthless in the brains and class department.
except for he also has talent, and if you pay attention, seems like a nice guy. nicer than the majority of famous guys who could have any girl they wanted, which, by the way, they can. (or at least, enough of them to satisfy them forever.)
Is this dude Japanese or German? And he Totally Looks Like a girl!
He is german.
Whatever IT is, IT SUCKS!
This is not Polish chicken…. Why someone write it if he didn’t ever seen “polish” chicken ???!
I know, that chicken isn’t very shiny at all, is it? lol
But the chickens sound better
and can actually have cock fights
hahaha I soooo didn’t say that
When the first time I saw him (about two years ago) I seriously thought that he was a girl.
Thats a DUDE?!?
If the name wasn’t there I definetly thought Bill was a girl!!
Wish I was as cute. He’s cute! Lolz.
who the fuck is he? he gets in my face a lot on the net. he needs a bitch slap at least…. I JUST DONT LIKE HIM… spleen now vented back to the LOL’s.
I love all the “He’s not a girl! He’s obviously a guy! How do you not see it!?!?! SO CUTE!!!” comments. Maybe you should start checking your fangirl meter when a page full of people think he looks like both a guy and a Polish Chicken. There’s cause for alarm clearly.
hahahahaha…. okay, this discussion seriously made me laugh.
Yes, he does look like the polish chicken.
And the first time I saw [and heard] him I thought he was a chick…
and…. I mean, exactly… I agree with Phaelin… How is he “obviously” a guy if his nails are french-manicured, he wears make-up… and, well, he walks, talks and behaves like a girl?
What makes his “manhood” so “obvious”?
hahahaha…
Polish chicken….
XD
oh my god are you serious!!!!!!????
bill kaulitz may look like a girl and wear makeup and have his nails done and hell almost everygirl would kill to look like him seriously cmon he has an amazing skinny body to bring that up too!!!!!!
but i kno this for sure…
BILL KAULITZ DOES NOT WALK LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!
and if u look at some full body pics close up u can DEFINATELY notice a bulge in his pants
sometimes he sounds like a girl especially in between songs at concerts but he definately has a guys voice
and you people just get over it!!!!!!
bill is a guy who looks like a girl ok SO WHAT why should you care he’s happy he looks the way he does especially when THOUSANDS of girls are begging to be fucked by him.
Haha, very funny
D
But I really don’t think he looks like that chicken. Bill’s hair is like lion’s mane. I like it!!
All the haters, go suck smb’s dick Lol
just to set the record straight…
as a die hard tokio hotel fan, i actually got a good laugh out of this
but bill isnt gay, transgendered, a woman, any of that.
their music isnt lame.
he’s 19
and i was jsut at a concert of theirs two weeks ago and i saw such a large age group, from middle schoolers if not younger to…hmm…over twenty…maybe even into thirties?so easily from 10-30 age group range
just give TH a chance, seriously
and dont think im taking this too seriously, i found this pretty damn funny because of all the jokes about his hair…
just making a point *hides now*
um… sorry to burst your billy fan bubble, but he is gay and his music is lame…
tired of this wannabe metal/hardcore shit that sounds like shit
I totally know a girl who chats on line and she loves using “his” pictures for GIRL avatars! *LOL*
Ok, this should be funny, not a controversy chit chat about Bill being gay or not, Bill being an actual girl or not and their music being lame or not.
First, if he’s gay or not is his problem, not ours, to discuss, and even if he was that wouldn’t change the fact that his voice makes lots of people’s hair stand on end.
Second…him being a woman…now THAT’s lame. I’m not even going to argue about that because the people who say that are just plain dumb, just look at his identical twin brother (male).
Third…the music. Now if you don’t like their music, just don’t listen to it. No one aimed a gun at you telling you to listen to them. There are better groups…for sure, but also worse. Different groups and different styles are there for people to enjoy, not for them to fight over who’s better. Come on, you can’t find sammy deluxe cool if you don’t like german rap, but that doesn’t mean that his music is just a big bunch of crap.
AAAnyway, the picture is funny as it can get. A lion would do, too, but that chicken is just…fucked up xD
*blinks* Ok, I’m a chick and he’s way more feminine than I am. *reminds herself to take makeup tips except for the eyeliner* He needs to open his eyes up more. The liner on the inside of the lids just isn’t good. Closes them up.
I thought Bill Kaulitz IS a polish chicken.
It’s rediculous that they poke Bill constantly, they should find something original and stop with the comparisations with chickens and other animals. Grow up.
this site is for making COMPARISONS. its about what a celeb looks like, or who they look like. and he does look like that chicken
Assholes.
Agreed. What kind of assholes would name their daughter “Bill”?
lmaoooooooooooooo!
Noooo! Bill is so much better!!! Bill is my poodle
sooo sweet
TOKIO HOTEL RULES
Noo, Bill not is GAY
Bill have a girlfriend =DD
(lie, I dont know)
But he not gay……
Love Tokio Hotel
BRASILEIROS:
Bill nรฃo รฉ gay!!
Ele tem namorada
(mentira, eu nรฃo sei) *(mas eu vi uma foto dele com uma menina)
Mas ele nรฃo รฉ GAY
Eu amo TOKIO HOTEL
Admit it.
Every single one of you would tap that.
You, my friend, win.
I was considering it. Until I realised it was male. Then the thought didn’t float my boat so much. Maybe if I squinted a little it’d still be okay.
Also, did this get linked on a Tokio Hotel fanboard or something? It’s depressing how many people lack a sense of humour.
Gyn is right and the chicken comparison is the LAMEST of all the many Bill Kaulitz spoofs on the internet. Seriously, get some imagination, would ya?
OK, that’s actually funny, but you know people, Bill is the most fucking sexy boy-man in the world, and all those comparings are ridiculous, I can compare him with a Sun for example, they really look similar. And I like sun and chickens,they are beautiful !
Um, no. That title belongs to Gackt.
*ROFL* this is better than they compare Bill with Victoria Beckham and Cher xDD..sorry I know this is not funny but…(no coment)..xDDD…but it is fact Bill is not looks a chicken..it is stupid compare (but very funny xD)
P.S.:sorry for my english..I know-it is horrible…
roflmao
A chicken? I wonder what’s next. He obviously resembles a lot of animals. xD
Whatever, he’s still hot IMO. *goes back to laughing*
Bill.. nรฃo ligue para eles! Eu te amo! Vocรช รฉ lindo!
Omfg he looks like a chicken? You need a pair of glasses.
I wonder what’s next?
Very funny ……….
He’s the most beautiful boy.I hate haters!
Hypocritical Fail.
NO! Bill Kaulitz is very sexy man
Jestem z Polski!!! Kurczaki z Polski tak nie wyglฤ dajฤ . Bill jest boski…
Jestem z Polski i u nas kurczaki tak nie wyglฤ dajฤ !!! a Bill jest piฤkny…
I am from poland and they do not look at we chickens so! But Bill is beautiful …
Tja, Bill jest “piฤkny” jak twรณj angielski
OMG!I just LOOOVE him,and he don’t looks like a chicken,of course!
HE IS SO MUCH HOT.
he is mor man than you guys..and,yes,for the girl on top,[pink] he have a girlfriend on the last year [i think so]
but he is not on a relationship now.,
He’s not gay. He’s freakin hawt. Guys w/ femanine features are just attractive. Who wants hairy, ‘I’m 20 but I look 40 because of my facial hair’, guys who dont take care of themselves. yuck
WHATH??? What’re U ppl talking about??? *veery mad* ……………..
I WILL SCREAM THIS ONE ~~~ HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN! THAT’S ABSURDE!
Bill is an real angel, and have his unique style and most beautiful hair in the world!
Everybody who thinks that he looks like a chicken is jelous on him! I’m rly sorry 4 U (who thinks like that) *EVIL LoOL*
personally i liked him with short spiky hair. the long hair is nice too though
OMG,ARE YOU INSANE!?BILL KAULITZ IS NOT AN ANIMAL,HE IS HUMAN BEING,JUST LIKE ALL OF US!!!!DON’T BE RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!THIS IS SO ABSURDE!!!!WATCH YOUR BUSSINES AND LEAVE TOKIO HOTEL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ALL ARE SO JELOUS AT HIM,YOU ARE SO SICK~~~~FUCK OFF AND DON’T PLAY WITH TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!BILL KAULITZ IS UNIQE PERSON,AN ANGEL,REAL ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!~~~~
I’M REALLY SORRY FOR YOU!!!!SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
….IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS……….
P.S.*Pink! Angel*,YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!GONGRATS!!!!!!!YEAH,HUNNSY!!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU FOR INFINITY!!!!!!!!!!XDDDD
This picture is completely nonsense… Bill Kaulitz Rocks!
F’ course he ROCKS!!! How could somebody post this peace of shit *sorry* here ???
The only polish *lool* chicken is a pershon who belive this is a true!
!!!Fick Dich alle!!! (who thinks this is a true, xDD)!
*peace*
Actually, it’s “Fickt Euch alle!”
bastardi non sapete quello che dite fate schifo
This is very stupid!!!!!
ohhhh, man.
i’m a fan of tokio hotel, but i found this REALLY FUNNY.
xD
Bill doesn’t resemble to a chicken. He is a sexy symbole and a lot of times he is not understood. Don’t write wickedness on him because it is a boy that deserves a lot.
So what if he’s gay. Who gives a damn..
bill kaulitz non assomiglia ad un pollo! bill kaulitz รจ molto meglio di un pollo! non ci sono paragoni vi prego levate l’immagine di quel pollo e mettete quello di bekan e poi potete fare il paragone, se รจ fortunato bekam potrebba anche vincere ma non credo confronto a Bill Kaulitz!
i just thinks he looks like a cute and sexy lion!
wrawr! ^^
<3
Amen to that ^^
<333
x_____X
pOvelO..il miO billuzzO…xDDDD
uhaha..divertente comunque!!!xDDD
GRANDI I TH!!!!<3
lawllll@the fan fags.
That chicken’s probably more talented than the other creature.
Ma che polli avete lรฌ???? Ma no comment va… E poi il nosto Billino รจ bellissimoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
du you like TOKIO HOTEL
I LOVE TH
I happened to run into the bloke in Berlin a while back. He was a nice enough fellow. He is extremely chicken like in person. I think it has to do with a Germans gait.
This site is bloody hilarious.
You…. you… you met him???
–.–
hahahaha… xD bill amadori… xD
Okay srsly I think the arguments in the comments are funnier than the actual picture.
I’m 21 and a huge Tokio Hotel fan and I found this most amusing. I think TH fans need a sense of humor. Not everyone s going to like the boys and you can’t convert them.
And Bill is very feminine looking. Get over it. Its the way he is. This isn’t a good or bad thing. He’s pretty. Move on. Some people are going to mistake him for a girl. Its okay. The world won’t end and you won’t die because of it.
Lighten up guys. xD
i like tokio hotel but i have to admit first time i saw him i thought he was a girl too. he’s cute in the video durch den monsoon i think i spelled that wrong its german. he has short hair and his brother”s dreds are very nice
no.
the chicken looks like bill, it’s different xD
hehe…! thats much more funneh
Alright, you guys. So a person made an honest mistake about his gender. No need to get in a battle over it!
Now, if they’re purposefully making fun of him, I can see where you would get mad. But other than that, build a bridge and get over it.
I don’t really know the band all that well. I’ve heard about three of their songs and I didn’t like them. But I’m not going to put the guy down.
So I’ll give it to you straight. I don’t like his hair. I don’t like his voice. I don’t like his clothes. He DOES look like the chicken.
But I have no problem with him. He might be a cool guy. Don’t know, don’t really care to.
Sorry if you think differently, but that’s just my opinion.
GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or boy…) ! i like him, but i just think ure smart who think that way
He doesn’t look like a fricking chicken!!!
AND HE IS A GUY.
Yes, he is. A guy who looks like a chick.
Ffs.. Only ppl who like Bill Kaulitz and shitty Tokio Hotel, is 12 year old girls, who can’t get any better. Seriously, grow up! He totally looks like that fucking chicken and that chicken sounds way better than his singing.
dood look like Britney Spears
C’mon now. I’m sure we’ve all had days when we looked like a Polish chicken.
LMAO . EUROPE GOT FED UP OF THEM SO THEY CAME TO HIT USA .
By “CAME” you mean of course “WERE DEPORTED”
I’m from Europe, but I love himmmmmeh .^__^.
false!
Bill is super handsome!!
fuck u!
first definition of handsome that google gives:
* fine-looking: pleasing in appearance especially by reason of conformity to ideals of form and proportion; “a fine-looking woman”
lol
Nada a ver o Bill รฉ lindo e perfeito tem nda a ver com essa galinha ou galo sei lรก!!!!!
Quem foi o idiota que ponhou essa imagem aรญ?????deve ser uma pessoa bem boba e desinformada!
It would have been funnier if you had compared him with Pete Burns. He just might end up like him. But he is cute for now;-)
That’s stupid
todos los que digan que bill es gay son IDIOTAS, TRAUMADOS Y SUPER JOTOS.
que no saben que bill es el HOMBRE mas HERMOSO de esta tierra. IMBECILES!!!!! arriba TH!!!!! EXCELENTE MUSICA
I JUST HATE THAT GUY!!! “HE” MEKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!! HAAAA!! >-< THAT CHICKEN IS PRETTIER THAN HE OR SHE (I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!) AND EVERYONE WHO LOVE THAT BILL ARE TOTALLY CRAZY, INSANE, IDIOTS, AND I HATE THEM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up please
Bill is super HOT and super SEXY! i love his smile… ahhhhh:) hes the most beautiful guy in the world!
it is entirely possible that you hate this guy so much because you are very attracted to him. he is a very pretty boy, who just happens to look like a chicken
stfu how can you hate him, Hate is a strong word,
u donโt know him personally, so u canโt say u hate him, u havent even met him!!!!! U cant judge a book by its coverr, at least try to give him a chance, hes not dat bad. hes actually sweet nd a nice guy, or maybe u just hate him becoz hes german………..
LOL.
I love Bill! He has the best voice ever, and sings beautifully in concerts. ^_~
Plus he’s hot. I mean, his style is just so unique! And his smile…ohhh…he’s beautiful when he smiles! He looks so huggable. :3
Whoa, I feel dirty. I was on some website and they were all picking their favorite music artists. I came across Bill and before I saw the name I was like damn she’s pretty hot… then I saw Bill… WTF Bill?!.. Did a little research and found my way here. Who woulda known? He’s actually a guy. and just for the record, he does indeed closely resemble a polish chicken. I mean I can barely tell the two apart. Bill’s on the right side of the picture right??
i love bill but why you hawent more pictures and video
im aiviฤ
im iviฤ
Yeah, I could attach my photo next to those, as sometimes
I look like Billy in the morning)))
you are a idiot
bill is my boyfriend
okey………………….
if youre kidding: thats not funny
awww poor bill he looks nothing like a chicken !!!! :{
ich liebe bill
Bill Kaulitz ist so geil!!! Ich liebe Bill
!!!!!!!
I agree.
hahahaha =P
im a TH fan…but that is funny =P lol
if bill’s a girl i guess that makes me lesbian
and btw not all fans are like 11 yrs old
im 17 =)
Uhm, I’m almost 18 years old and I think Bill Kaulitz is fucking sexy. He got his own spread in Vanity Fair for crying out loud. He doesn’t look like A polish chicken. That’s completely ridiculous. He looks like A 19 year old guy with an androgynous/J Rock style. So he wears makeup, dresses very well, and has A hair style that most people can’t pull off. He’s not A girl, he’s not gay, he’s not transgendered… and he CERTAINLY doesn’t look like A polish chicken. Guys don’t like him because they wish they had that many girls throwing themselves at them, and wish that they could look as amazing as he does. He’s A very talented, sweet guy. I can take A joke as far as the picture goes (Okay ‘OMG! LOL! His hair is kinda poofy and so are those chickens feathers!’ gif fucking deal), but to say all of these other things is horrible. There’s no reason to diss on someone because of your own insecurities or because someone’s A little bit different than you. Anyways, I’m done because I feel like A mother scolding her child… bye…
HAHAHAHA. Some Tokio Hotel fangirls must have posted this website somewhere to get all their fangirl friends to come spread havoc on this poor site. I don’t know that I’ve seen another comparison with more comments.
If there’s one huge drawback to the internet it’s that obsessive fans are able to find the few other people out there as ridiculous as they, so they hole up in their little shells for a year or so until the get over it. Nothing can ever convince them that hey, maybe that guy DOES look ridiculous because they’ve got 100 other nuts backing them up.
Why are people [fangirls] so surprised to find out that the vast majority find it hard to believe he’s not a trap?
The first time I saw a picture of it, I took a good 10 minutes pondering over its gender, and I’m still not sure.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/bill%20kaulitz%20full%20body/Bill_Kaulitz_Rox_My_Sox/Bill%20Kaulitz%20Long%20Hair%20Down/Almost%20Full%20Body%20Shots/BillKaulitz-ceerrvenbunda1.jpg?o=1
Seriously.
Oh god, why POLISH chicken? xD
no he doesnโt.you are a pig.Bill is beautiful and I love him.and you must kiss my ass.
Photoshopped! Bill is a male name.
Bill is a one ugly cunt. Anyway why the fuck is it called polish chicken hey? That thing comes from netherlands for crying out loud…
Ugghh…If you want a good looking German man, look at Rammstein’s Till Lindemann. And Oliver Riedel. And Richard Z. Kruspe.
Till is the best looking man I’ve ever seen.
EVER
Bill Kaulitz just looks like a girl.
And Tokio Hotel, I wouldn’t say sucks, it’s just not my cup of tea.
Rammstein’s my favorite.
Also…This picture..is not that great.
I love T.H. and Bill, But come on …..he is the German “Clay”. I give him 2 years and he will be on the cover of Okay mag licking a dildo and waving a rainbow flag . Just come out already, we still love you !
you are my favorite person right now
This girl is soo sexy. BTW why her name is Bill? Sorry, I need to go fap..
If he was Bi wouldn’t everyone be happy?
fan girls, and straight guys who worked it out, but would tap that anyway ^^
ok who ever made that can piss off. granted they have the same hair it doens’t stand to reason that bill looks like a freakin chicken! i love bill and you hav pissed off a lota fan girls friend.
Alright. Alright.
I’m a newbie to this site and a lurker, so I hope nobody hates me for necroposting this thread, but holy fuck, fangirls, piss the fuck off.
Your loverboy is not unique. He is not misunderstood. He is none of that shit. If I had a fucking penny for every androgynous douche I’ve seen congesting Hot Topic, I’d be able to buy and sell Tokio Hotel.
I think a more accurate comparison should be: Bill Kaulitz looks like every other tool at the fucking mall.
I’ll give him credit where it’s due and admit that he’d be a good looking dude if he combed his hair down (I’m a sucker for long hair on men) and lost the nancy Kim Kardashian makeup around his eyes…and yes, I admit that he’s way more *naturally* beautiful than emo boys who most of the time obstruct their acne and/or huge noses/ fetal alcohol syndrome eyes with makeup and their hair.
In all due fairness, Bill Kaulitz is a rock star and has his trademark thing going on, so I can’t hate, but I didn’t put my foot down until some of you went off on yet another one of your “OMG JUST BC HE’Z EMO EVRY1 HATEZ HIM” diatribes…and let me fucking tell you something…
Emo/scene is a culture based on narcissm and glamorizing depression, a real debilitating mental illness for all the bitches who cut themselves and flaunt their scars like they’re boyscout badges, while truly emotionally depressed people need to sit there and suffer because they’re not being taken seriously due to a new wave of ignorant, self-unaware assholes with an identity crisis who are in actuality so fucking boring that they can’t feel unique unless they’re building a community through negativity. That’s all it fucking is.
There’s nothing “complex” about a group of fucking asshole rich kids who spend no less than 4 hours a day primping in front of a mirror and spend HUNDREDS of dollars on makeup, jewelry, hairdye, ugly ass overpriced clothes, one hell of a digital photo editing program on mommy and daddy’s computer, and commuting to and from the mall every Friday evening to act like asses and get into fights.
As much as I hate the juiced up, testosterone-laden impotent frat boys, I hate emo kids just as much. Guys who wear makeup do not “understand” girls better. They aren’t creative. They aren’t sensitive…what they are is vain and high maintenance and they like their girls the same exact way.
They usually aren’t gay either, they know that girls fall for this kind of shit and they like the attention with no real intention of ever giving these girls the time of day, and if you think that all emo kids are harmless and innocent, I have a river in Egypt I want to sell you. I go to the mall recently, and have lost count of how many times I’ve witnessed security having to babysit the emo assholes who basically just go to the mall to stir the pot, because scene girls, in my experience, are whores who’d spread their legs for anything with piercings, tattoos, and makeup.
So please don’t go there with the fucking “poor emo” shit.
hurray for you. kudos 100% agreement
LOL rite as I saw dis pic, a Tokio Hotel song came on my Jango internet radio thingyyyy!!! XD XD XD
LMFAO at everything. Seriously. Pissed off fangirls are funny as hell.
Although I do have to say, pretty boys are *hot*. And that is one very, very pretty boy. Meow.
Haha.
Although i just laughed my head of looking at the comparison.
i still love Bill Kaulitz
but.. totally obsessed fan girls out there getting stressed over this picture need to chill.. its just a picture
that chicks a DUDE awww man
rammstein is the best!
good choice
this chicken looks exactly like him xD
and btw…even if bill is’nt gay…he still looks like!
love the picture
hate the dickwads sayin’ bill is gay
^-^
*walks away*
I’m a dickwad then
Woohoo
That’s more dick than bill ever will have :]
i still cant decipher whether this creep is a boy or girl!
no he’s not!
he is much cuter than that polished chicken!
i love bill sooo
,MUCH!!!!
dont let any peta members hear you say that
That is not a BILL…he is most beautiful than it ”chichken”…..love u !!!
Nรฃo sei o que estara escrito, mas ja deu para perceber do lado da foto de bill que deve ser estupidez
que coisa mais besta de se fazer…… a pessoa que fez isso nรฃo tem o que fazer……..
e um bomdo de desocupado isso xim
BILL IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don’t care if he looks like a polish chicken !
That’s an April Fools prank… right? Have you seen his deads 0.< What a poser :]
haha, They were twists, and he got them taken out.
(I saw them at a Concert last week)
Und, BILL IZ DA SEXXIEST MAN EVAAAA!!!!!!!! Lolz….. xP
Haha
No you got it wrong
He doesn’t look like a chicken, chickens are awesome how dare you insult them like that
It’s more like
Bill Kaulitz totally looks like a faggot.
Their music sucks ass ._. “Runnin through the monsoon where the rain won’t hurt”
Since when does rain hurt.. o.0
You guys are boring with the topic, Bill looks like a girl and how he’s so gay. I’m a tokio hotel fan myself, but seriously. He looks like a chicken, and that has absolutley nothing to do with the question, Gay or Tranny.
you people need to get over it u cant always change what people think, it is thier opinion.
i personally think that the pic is funny eventhough i lik bill. but i think that haveing this long of a blog(on a different topic then what it started as or should be on) is just a waist of time.
this started as a blog about the pic of bill comparing him to a polish chicken and it ended up about bill being gay or a girl -im not saying that he is or is not
seriously just get over it and if u get really enraged reading this blog then all u have to do is chaneg the page and dont read you can find somthing better to do with your day then reading bias stupid blogs that get u mad
wors comes to wors just listen to music or go on youtube or somthing
I used to hate this guy who looks like chick, but after I thought a bit, I realised that Bill Kaulitz is fucking genius !!!
Let me explain to you – he attract girls all around the world not just because of his music, rather because of his femmine look. Most gay men have female friends, so woman can talk with gay about everything – makeup, shopping etc. What woman attract is that they can see softer and kinder side of man – his femmine side with no fear of sexual or any other tension, what I am trying to say is: they can talk about makeup in their underwear and won’t get uncomfortable. If we assume that Bill isn’t gay, than he just acting to expose his femmine side, we can easily conclude that he managed to duble cross all us. You see, he is boyfriend and best girlfriend in one person – a girl’s dream.
So this guy can have any chick he wants and this is brilliant plan I must admit
That… made sense lol. I just love his smile =D
HES NOT A GIRL LOOK HIM UP NUDE I HAVE NOT BUT IV SEEN HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF AND C0AN TALL BILLS A BOY AND HES HOT TO
I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL!!!!! I like Tom better than Bill though
i love Tokio Hotel!!!!
oh sorry
Bill Kaulitz also Totally Looks Like A girl.
Eww Gross! Guys that look like chicks…
i am a huge fan of tokio hotel! and i totally love bill kaulitz!he’s frikkin hot!! all u guys quit hatein on bill. he iz not a gurl and he iz not gay!! TH ROCKZ!!:D
oh please! he’s not creepy at all. this isn’t his best picture though. his good pics are just absolutely Gorgeous ^-^ by the way their music is great!
I first saw him and thought he was a woman.
let me make you understand, I will have sex with Bill. I will have gay sex with Bill. However his pretty little ass wants it. get over it, girls.
This is an insult towards mr.kaulitz saying he looks like some polish chicken oh plz ya right!!! BTW hes fuckin gorgeous and for people who says he looks like that…fuckin chicken their fucked up ya i said it and im not takin it back so ha ha loves him xox
I just realized how famous this Bill guy really is, and how old too, I remember seeing him for the first time when I was just wee lad of barely 5 yrs. there I was watching the telly, and suddenly Julie Andrews comes on, singing and dancing with some small children, and Dick Van Dyke starts dancing with bill, swinging him around and around. Has anyone else noticed this? That Bill is really the chimney sweep brush from “Mary Poppins”
awwwwww why does every body laugh at him??hess like really cuteeeee….
oh WOW, you guys are soooooooooo mean, leave him alone. What has he ever done to you???? Why are you constantly attacking him?? He’s human like everybody else, he has feelings. Why are you ppl treating him like dirt??? Why have so much hate towards him???And yea, he may look like a girl to you or even gay or tranny or watever., but so WHAT. he isn’t one, He’s a rockstarr. Nd he’ll make more money than you in you entire life!!! so take dat!!!
If Bill is a girl then i am a lesbian…
BUT HE IS NOT!!!
HE IS NOT GAY!!!
IF HE WAS WHAT DOES IT MATTER??
HE IS NOT A TRANNY!!!GUYS WHO WEAR MAKE UP ARE HOT!!!
the lead singer of green day wears make up! HE ISNT A GIRL!
and everyone who is dissing Bill… if you hate hm so much why do you even bother writing comments and shit just leave him alone and let people have there own friggen opinions… i bet alot of you arent that great lookin ya self so shut the fuck up already!
and the only reason he looks like that chiken is coz his hair is nice and poofy =)
but he has dreads now and dreads are manly…
OTHER THINGS THAT PROVE BILLS A DUDE…
*his name
*coz he is
*he sounds like a man
*he has an adams apple
*hairy arms and legs
*no tits watsoever
ect…
BILL is HOT and thats my say
^_^
this is auful!how can you do this? bill kaulitz is the most handsome singer of all!with this ”chicken”??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, lets get this strait! Cause all of you Toko Hotel Haters are really starting to piss me off. Bill Kaulitz is strait, he is extreamly hot, he is NOT a chick, and all of you guys who hate him and think he look like that chicken thing can all go rot in hell cause you deserve it and need to fix your self! Thank you,
PS all of you Tokio Hotel Lovers keep up the fight!