Thomas Paine Totally Looks Like An Elephant Seal

Founding father Thomas Paine Totally Looks Like an Elephant Seal
Photo source of Elephant Seal: © Frans Lanting/www.lanting.com
Submitted by Suffocates
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Founding father Thomas Paine Totally Looks Like an Elephant Seal
Photo source of Elephant Seal: © Frans Lanting/www.lanting.com
Submitted by Suffocates
first totalllookslike first
hahahaha, or a probiscus monkey…
Yes exactly my thoughts indeed a proboscis monkey have the same attractive nose.
Suffocates, this is an absolutely awesome totallylookslike. So perfect; same eyes and same (albeit different preportioned) nose.
Poor lil’ Elephant Seal
i think elephant seal rolls with the look wayyyy better than thomas….
Great TLL.
“Give me my bucket or give me death”?????
hahhahahahhaha
best. comment. ever.
That was actually Patrick Henry.
Anyways, I don’t like how he chose the one picture of an elephant seal where it looks even remotely cute. IRL, those massive sea beasts are ugly, smelly, loud, aggressive, fat, and stupid. They could care less if they roll over and crush a baby seal to death. Also, they’re the largest pinnipeds (seals). it’s a wonder how these behemoths can move on land, being the hugest living things to be somewhat amphibious. God has some explaining to do.
ai dunno, ai tinks theys pritty kyoot…..
Umm, you got the wrong patriot there, Crapture. Wrong by a long shot. Thomas Paine invented America…he didn’t just hang for it.
This one was just common sense.
Ow.
I think I just peed my pants from laughing at that.
The seal is way cuter.
This is a brilliant TLL. Well done! I lol’d!
i wonder where’s his bukkit
The seal is HAPPI!!
Dey are sooooooo kyoot actually! Especially when dey r happilee smiling!
BTW: I was lol speaking.
I don’t know that they allow that here..
I have found that, much like children of immigrants have done for ages,
most ICHC patrons try to keep their LOLspeak accents under wraps when
not in the ICHC forums.
Perhaps one day prejudices will fade and LOLspeakers and
non-LOLspeakers alike will live in harmony.
But until then..
yeah, Paine wasn’t a founding father. Just a writer. Didn’t even live in America. The Founding Fathers just liked him. that’s like saying Ben Franklin’s German buddy Gustav who made really funny pictographs was a founding father.
subtitle fail, history for the win
Also not entirely correct… Paine was British, but he DID live in the US before and during the Revolution. Took Common Sense on a “book-signing tour” prior to the Declaration was debated/signed, selling more than 100,000 copies and profoundly influencing public debate on the issue. The founding father’s didn’t just “like” him, quite a few were rather close with him, particularly Jefferson. Following the revolution, he got bored and moved to France when their revolution kicked off, stayed until Napoleon, then returned to New York City for the last seven years of his life.
Fail.
Damn, that’s just wrong!
Ok, who else wants an Elephant Seal as a pet now? COME ON YOU KNOW YOU DO!!!
So far this is the only TLL picture that’s really made me giggle…
o gosh this ones the best yet
I’m somewhat scared now, yet terribly amused.
GIEF MUNNIES PLZ
Poor guy. The seal is adorable though.
holy chiz of the chizle
this is jank and you got the wrong patriot
that is NOT Thomas Paine