Comments on: Stephen Colbert Totally Looks Like Bob Dobbs

By: shadowlandflowergirl

shadowlandflowergirl — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:51:18 +0000

Wow, what a bunch of butthurt fanboys. PS, Bob Dobbs looks like Stephen.

By: guineabrat

guineabrat — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:04:58 +0000

Totally!

By: NAT

NAT — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:20:54 +0000

Dude…nobody seems to realize that they look alike because they’re one and the same. Stephen Colbert IS J. R. “Bob” Dobbs. Look it up.

By: scyllacat

scyllacat — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:15:28 +0000

I didn’t know you hung out here, Sugar Magnolia.

I just thought that Colbert was in the ‘church’ and would lead us all at the time of the final great Slacking…. wait, maybe I’ve got the wrong myth.

By: Gandalfs Beard

Gandalfs Beard — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:47:20 +0000

Actually, Colbert being a fan of DEVO (the popularisers of the church of the subgenius/JRBob Dobbs) clearly modelled his image after “Bob”.

By: jfkjflksdjf

jfkjflksdjf — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:19:54 +0000

Stephen Colbert’s look alike should be Bob Sagget from Full House :3

By: NHGH

NHGH — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:36:05 +0000

Blessed are the bobbies, for they shall be the arguers of forums. They keep the Internet warm while the rest of us are out pioneering new sales techniques and getting our sexhurt on. As long as the pinks regard us as a bunch of asthmatic neckbearded shut-ins, they’ll never see the S.L.A.K. Squad coming…

PRABOB

By: NHGH

NHGH — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:22:22 +0000

I SEE NO DOTS. NO DOTS AT ALL.
Total antibobbage (though he is pretty funny for a Con dupe).

By: Pat

Pat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:31:43 +0000

No, J. R. “Bob” Dobbs looks like Steven Colbert. Steven always comes first, except when there is a fine lady involved, then he’s a gentleman.

By: Barb

Barb — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:30:20 +0000

No, J. R. “Bob” Dobbs looks like Steven Colbert. Steven always comes first.

By: WarDragon

WarDragon — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:04:30 +0000

no, look at the chin and thickness of the face… oh, well, you’re not worth it.
Especially since you called me “sir”

By: Birdgirl

Birdgirl — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:07:52 +0000

Agreed

By: zan

zan — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:01:31 +0000

That’s what he wants you to think.

Now all we need is a Connie look a like.

PRABOB!

By: zan

zan — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:00:24 +0000

YAY! Waiting for the ‘pink’ slur to be thrown about here.

I am in the ‘church’. I am The Most Reverend Sugar Magnolia…

PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES, PINKS!

By: Lentil

Lentil — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:57:59 +0000

So sayeth The Rev. Ivan Stang:
“If Jim Jones can get 900 people to commit suicide, we can get 900 people to send us a dollar!”

By: Mary

Mary — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:49:45 +0000

Lame.

By: wmdkitty

wmdkitty — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:11:13 +0000

Is this the earthly incarnation of J R “Bob” Dobbs?

By: Rev. Hellbound Alleee

Rev. Hellbound Alleee — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:43:17 +0000

…so, it’s ok if I call Jesus “Christian Christ Presbyterian?”

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:01:10 +0000

Shut up, pink boy!

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:30:30 +0000

Yes, which is why I wrote “church” within quotation marks. Reading comprehension fail.

By: taliadanger

taliadanger — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:18:28 +0000

i am in the church and i have some news for you: the whole premise of the church is that everyone in it knows it’s fake.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:57:48 +0000

Makes sense, they both have religion-like followers.

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:48:33 +0000

Try to use language in an articulate fashion next time you try to insult someone. Here’s a hint: The rest of the world isn’t telepathic. Who are these “chuckle heads” you’re addressing? Everyone who reads the site? Colbert fans? SubGenius fans?

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:45:00 +0000

No, I’m not into the “church,” though I do find it funny. I’m just uptight about captions.

By: baw

baw — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:50:53 +0000

That would explain a lot, wouldn’t it.

By: Munpe Q

Munpe Q — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:53:48 +0000

That’s right chuckle heads, you have no idea what you are getting into with this one. Small time flaccid beasts!

By: Lentil

Lentil — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:10:04 +0000

And this is what we call a “Bobby”, kids.

By: Blackup

Blackup — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:52:45 +0000

Ye sir he does.
Pipe. (Except the bend)
Arch of eyebrows.
Lines on face.
Hair is smoothed back to the right.

Look-a-like.

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:51:53 +0000

Caption fail. For one, it’s spelled “SubGenius” as a single word. Second, Bob’s title isn’t “Bob Dobbs SubGenius.” It’s J. R. “Bob” Dobbs of the Church of the SubGenius.

By: Tseran

Tseran — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:33:51 +0000

Much is explained with this. All hail Bob!

By: Gowaduv

Gowaduv — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:42:43 +0000

Bob Colbert will spare you when he finally decides to reveal XDay… you have been preparing by having drunken, drug fueled orgies in July- correct?

By: snafutti

snafutti — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:02:48 +0000

Cut the guy some slack!

By: WarDragon

WarDragon — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:02:46 +0000

No he doesn’t…