John Travolta Totally Looks Like Xenu
Actor John Travolta Totally Looks Like Scientology’s evil, galactic overlord Xenu
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FIRST!
congrats on your firstness. SECOND!
Thanks, It is my first time to write “First”.
you were also first to fail… congrats on joining the ranks of the firstards. get a life.
Jealous
Ming the merciless would work as well…
Oh the irony.
This picture actually explains a lot.
John Travolta also totally looks like…a sex offender / child diddler
But only when he wears his child predator gloves.
I LOLed. Oh, Failblog…
THAT is what John Travolta is looking like these days?! My god!
John Travolta Totally DOES NOT Look Like John Travolta anymore!
He looka like-a thug
I’m gonna run home and watch Saturday Night Fever again…
That’s what I was thinking!
No, he shaved his head for a movie
did he by any chance also play an african or hispanic american in said movie?
Does is strike anybody else as slight ironic that Travolta is starting to look like the nemesis of his patron, L. Ron? Freaky.
Okay, maybe not ironic…perhaps just unfortunate.
Maybe its an omen that Travolta will speak out about the madness and BS that is scientology?
maybe they’re making a movie
tbh i doubt it, I think battlefield earth should’ve taught him a valuable lesson
Never! I bet he even drank the Kool-Aid.
He’s drinkin’ it and likin’ it…but at least he’s not quite up there with Cruise stirring up fresh batches daily.
The original cultists drank poisoned Flavor-aide, not Kool-aide. Common mistake.
and i believe it was heaven’s gate, not scientology… but still. crazy.
Cults = Kool-aid: The People’s Temple at Jonestown was first to drink grape flavored Flavor-Aid.
Gives new meaning to the commercial…
“What do you have to drink?”
“Soda, the purple stuff, Sunny D…”
I think you’ll find Kool-Aide was in the Illuminatus Trilogy… spiked with wicked acid.. during the rock concert that brought back the Nazi Zombies…
No. It was the People’s Temple, who committed mass suicide in Jonestown, Guyana, at the direction of their leader, Jim Jones.
Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.
he is a scientologist though.
well see…no one remembers this, but he was in a movie about l ron hubbards book “battle field earth”….so it isn’t surprising he looks like the guy O_o
What ever happened to Vinnie Barbarino?
Yeah, yeah I’m showing my age
Oooh-oooh! I know, Mistah Kottah!
Yeah… this is karmic.
THAT NOT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NOW dumbasses… that is from when he stared in Battle Field Earth, so it would make sense he would resemble a Hubbard character…. damn yall are retarded
Do you feel better now ?
I was about to feel stupid and retarded and all, and then I thought to myself, “wait a sec… Who’s the one who knows trivia about ‘Battle Field Earth’ here…”
Glad it’s not me… :^D
Actually, it IS what he looks like now.
Sort of.
The photos of him looking like that are from early November of this year and are from-the-set shots of him filming ‘From Paris With Love’.
Umm – his character in Battlefield Earth had all those dreadlocks, not bald-headed… dumbass.
No matter what, he has gotten fat!
Not particularly fat. It’s normal for men to bulk up in their late 20s/early 30s. He did get a bit chubbo for a while but really, he’s hardly Chris Farley.
I’m pretty sure Chris Farley is a lot thinner now.
*rimshot*
priceless!
FAIL
The “Xenu” on the right was as from the BBC series Panorama. It has nothing to do with the movie or the official Scientology version of Xenu. Neither does the picture of Travolta have anything to do with the movie Battlefield Earth. It was taken around March of this year (2008), and the movie was released in 2000. Also, Travolta didn’t play Xenu. He played someone named Terl. And he didn’t look like that in the movie, either. He had dreadlocks.
Yours was an interesting conjecture, but you ought to research your claims before you call others retarded.
Have a nice FAIL.
seriously, i think he looks more like cain of the command & conquer series.
EXACTLY my thoughts! As he is a Scientologist that makes kinda sense, and is also a bit creepy. His name is spelled Kane though.
Where did John Travolta’s hair go…?
He looks like a Greenwich Village piss-queen
Close … but I think JT looks more like a douchebag.
EPIC WIN.
Haha, John Travolta is the Anti-Christ of Scientology!… if Scientology had an anti-christ… if Scientology had a christ… if… ah screw it, it’s just a cult anyway.
what is that Xenu pic from? did they make a cartoon? (I thoguht Xenu looked like a classic ‘gray’ alien).
Yes, and now Travolta looks like a traditional ‘gay’ alien.
I am a Scientologist, and all I do when I walk into a church is read books or give/receive counseling, which is basically just talking to another person. I have a very high IQ and am a free, independent thinker. I am at the top of my class at school and I attribute several the ideas and data contained in Scientology to my success. Think for yourself. At least read Dianetics or talk to an *gasp* ACTUAL SCIENTOLOGIST before you consider jumping on the hating bandwagon.
Thanks.
We don’t believe you. Seriously numb nuts, you think you can pull that crap off on the internet?
So, what valuable lessons can be derived from the Space Opera? How does Teegeeack figure into it, and are Thetans any different from Bob “Freelance Exorcist” Larson’s menagerie of behavioral demons?
Because saying you have “a high IQ” definitely makes it true.
(And Sarah Palin has a an IQ >100 but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a moron, IQ is actually a pretty poor indicator of actual intelligence)
I tried reading Hubbard’s work, both fiction and non fiction. The man fails at basic communication skills. I tried talking to an actual Scientologist, he wouldn’t even shake my hand. I don’t know any other group of free, independent thinkers who aren’t allowed to listen to viewpoints that oppose their own.
PS: The ideas in Scientology that work were stolen from self help books, every ounce of original content from LRH was moonbat-ery like the Xenu story.
how about i just jump on the not-really-interested-wagon?
btw, how can thinking for oneself coincide with believing the story told by a science fiction writer WHO ACUALLY SAID that the best way to become a billionaire is to start your own religion?
srsly, i’m dumbfounded!
Not only that, but Hubbard only started a religion because RAH (Robert Anson Heinlein) bet him that he couldn’t!
Great…there’s also a million people like you that accomplished all that without scientology – what’s your point?
I also hear that scientologists are really humble too
I know what I’m talking about, asshole. Don’t you dare accuse me of otherwise.
Or you’ll what? Chastise us some more?
Maybe “Nuh-uh!” would have been a better follow up for you?
the subconscious edits out negative words like NOT, so basically you’re admitting that you are, in fact, a moron.
Huh. Whaddya know? Marxism was right. Religion really is the opiate of the masses. And it looks like the addicts just keep on coming.
As to the pic: Irony – you’re doing it right.
It should be religion is the aphrodisiac of the masses if everyone just keeps on coming.
people get addicted to anything these days. football is the amphetamine of the masses.
Man, what a disappointment. Only a single auto reply and insult from the Scientology side?
As Sarah Palin would say: Talk to a real Scientologist.
As John Stewart would say: not a ‘fake’ Scientologist like Jason Beghe.
Aw Terryeo, I’ll talk with you any time. Don’t expect me to believe a single word that comes out of your mouth, though. I understand your responsibility is to save the world, not to tell the truth.
“I’ll talk with you any time. Don’t expect me to believe a single word that comes out of your mouth, though.”
Preconditionally not believing anything that someone says isn’t really “talking” now is it?
I’m basing it on previous interactions with this individual. I will gladly be civil with him, I just cannot enter into a debate with someone that I know has a job to do that specifically demands them to ignore facts.
Automated response? Are you kidding? I don’t know what to tell you fools other than the fact that I am happy, I am healthy, I am in an awesome and strong relationship that has been that way for over two years, and my family is close, successful, and happy. Overall, I just love my life and I wouldn’t want to be anybody else. If you don’t believe that then I honestly don’t know what to tell you.
if you were so successful and happy, why would you even care about this thread in the first place?
You’re absolutely right: usually I ignore these things and don’t give a crap about them. This time, however, I thought I would try to make a difference.
maybe i’ll start a religion about lord of the rings.
and someday a moron will stand for my religion in a thread
I would follow it
and maybe everyone call tell us that the facts we based entirely off of the opinions
of a science fiction author are false and their opinion is in fact the truth
crap Scientology are took that card
well at least we could listen to the Summoning all the time
you’ve got to start with a cool name. Noone wants to join a boring sounding religion like “christianity” or “momon”, try to zazz it up a bit!
The Icon they gave “not a moron” totally looks like Cthulhu
The sci-fi author religion thing just keeps expanding
the only difference is HP Lovecraft is respectable
*zing*
John travolta looks much better like this. Younger and hotter
He totally looks like a black guy!
funny enough he was playing xenu?
uh… no. read the comments before you post?
And he’s a scientologist too! xD
HOLY MOSES, is that Travolta? O_O
Kind thoughts and prayers to the Travolta family, May Jett rest in peace.
Two days after this post, Tom Cruise calls John Travolta and says “dude, we can’t be friends”.
BTW, in case anyone didn’t know… John Travolta is bald in real life. He’s known to wear wigs/toupees in public and obviously in his movies. This picture shows him as he really look without the hair pieces. Except that he shave the hair on the sides that he still has left.