Chris Crocker Totally Looks Like Jenny McCarthy
Chris “leave Britney alone!” Crocker Totally Looks Like actor and model Jenny McCarthy
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OMG that’s hilarious
XD
HE DESERVES TO HAVE ME GO BALLS DEEP IN HIM.
I believe Chris had a sex change and is now Christine….
HA ha ha! He totally does…
Yes . He totally does…
Chris Crocker is a beautiful woman!
I was just thinking that. he makes a better woman than she does! he might even be prettier than i am *sob*
WIN!
I’d tap that… Not Jennie, Chris. I don’t want Jim Carrey’s sloppy seconds.
I’m with you. Jenny is a shrieking harpy who’s “Sientific nowledge” on Autism has no peer.
Threesome?
Oh… Did I ruin the moment?
0_0
LET’S DOUBLE TEAM HIM!!!
I’ll have him open mouth kiss my junk!!!
Does that mean she looks like a man?
Chris Crocker does look like a woman, scary.
Well, she doesn’t *quite* look like a man, but that’s a pretty prominent jaw.
Chris Crocker is looking hot. Win!
Naaah. Chris looks waaaay hotter.
Yea, Chris actually looks BETTER.
Chris Crocker is still around? God, I hate Hollywood…
For once, I’m going to agree with a negative comment.
They BOTH make me want to hurl.
End of negative comment.
Crocker’s fifteen minutes were over twenty minutes ago. Please make him/her/it go away forever.
Leave Jenny Alone!
rofl Win, sir. Win.
Beat me to it.
Holy crap! Someone actually posted lookalikes that are both scarily similar AND actually funny!
WIN! And lots of it!
I thought the ‘leave britney alone’ person actually was a girl until a few months ago.
Hahaha, they do look alike. Also, Chris does make quite an attractive woman. :O
Everyone sing with me now, you know how the song goes!
“Duuude looks like a laaaaaadaaaay!”
Chis also looks like Averil Lavigne. He is really a beautiful woman; puts me to shame.
IMHO, Chris cannot both look like a beautiful woman AND look like Averil Lavigne.
shame on the poster for extending he/she/its fifteen minutes of fame.
I cannot agree with you any more. Were it possible, my level of agreement would excel, in weight, the core of this planet (up to and including the weight at it’s greatest point of gravitational pull).
haha! verbose win!
Dude, ANY male would make a better woman than Amy Winehouse.
well said
Capitalization fail.
OMGWTFKFCBBQ He’s HOTTER than Jenny! *sexuality check-do i like men and women still, or do I like men that look like women?!* *goes to therapy*
So’d he get his weenie removed yet or something. I mean he’s gotten a little more intentional in the dressing like a chick.
Seriously, at least 9 people here said how hot he looked. That’s effin gross. Take away the cliche’ mop and gaudy whore makeup and you just at well see lanky al down at the meat plaza cutting calves. Come on people, wake up.
lol oops, I thought this didn’t post the first time. AM NOT changing names to fake multiple identities! See you there.
C’mon people this is disgusting. At least 9 people (go on, countfail so you can sleep tonight) are stating this man is an attractive woman…Take off the cliche’ wig and Who-ore makeup and it’s Lanky Larry down at the meat market cutting calves. Gross. Right right blab back about semantics or petty corrections but it boils down to- come on people.
Have you ever seen female models sans make up? They mostly look like blokes…
Agreed. And Chris Crocker is a damn fine chick.
‘the hell does that even mean? He’s not a chick. He has a penis. Have you heard him talk? Go right on ahead, so we can cancel out two more. NO BABIES, post op. Got it?¿
I think all this thread proves is that most of these guys on this site need to get laid. I mean when you start saying “He’s HOTTER than Jenny!” you know there is an issue. I mean you guys are creeping me out.
No… no, not really. “Hotter than Jenny” applies to a lot of things, including duck-billed platypus and a brick wall.
Are you still in Austin? or Florida now….I’m assuming this is who I think it is.
Sorry, wrong number… Never been in Austin.
I second that notion. What a disaster the human libio has become and created..
To some degree, yes, but A CAMEL with all of that on it would make some of these “Chris Crocker is a hot chick” wet in the shorts. My point is how disgusting all of this is. Right right, I AM in fact still posting. My point as been skewed. I’m not attacking you, at all. In fact, you’re the only uncle I know. *Passes light bulb*. For humanity’s sake, however, we need to boycott ANY attention being given to this fruity little phucksack. I miss the day when a man’s merits and acheivements held true weight. Every male in my family, Grandad, dad, bro, me, all of them…..Signed up to fight for this country, and even die for it, to see little phaggots like this carry a limelight. I hang my head in shame, and the flag even lower.
wow. congrats on being homophobic?
It’s not disgusting, if you don’t like him don’t look. Simple as that.
That’s WHY America is a cesspool. Passive assertive crapbags like you. Just turn and look the other way, huh? You have kids? Don’t answer that. Don’t answer.
How does thinking transvestites are hot have anything to do with kids? What kind of lame comment was that? He’s got a right to be what he wants, and if that is a woman then too bad for you. If you have a problem with that Comrade, might i suggest Russia? They beat up gays publicly there and the police join in.
In light of your sheer stupidity, I’ll explain this for you. I asked if you had kids, because if you did, you would know why I asked. If you don’t, then it all goes without saying. Maybe I’ll leave this up to the more patient to explain to you as they wipe the drool from your double-chin.
“WELL IF YOU DON’T KNOW, I’M *NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!*”
y/y?
I understand, you’re a pathetic bigot trying to justify himself using christianity.
ooh wow it’s the religious right comedy hour. get bent.
This has worked effectively as a subversive commentary on how popular images of beauty are constructed by the media and how blindly people buy into these ideals. Well done, people.
Yeah, Locke, D.i.d. webs and I are all sick of this little plastic-verse society has shuffled together in lieu of their/our obvious inability to bear roots as a people. America is the whore of Babylon, think about it. Bring us your huddled masses….sigh. I’d like to assume that from your name you are not, in fact, native (ha) American. Oh wait, post-theft American, like our ancestors. The idea of a country where one can worship Christ freely was great, but it turned into a cesspool of filth, obesity, idolatry (…american idol much?), and homosexuality. Once again, man has taken a great gift from God and perverted it into the devil’s playground. If capable, I would leave the states and live in Iceland. Crap, big brother’s reading this, isn’t he? *waves miniature American flag coyly*
And please, America, keep bitching about mexicans not speaking the language. When you learn Cherokee, I’d say you could talk, but you wouldn’t. You’d rather watch Springer and Wheel of Fortune while 80% of the world’s population either starves or rapes themselves to death. See you there.
I’m going to Walgreen’s later this morning, do you want me to pick up your prescription?
If it’s diludin, yes. If it’s a pistol, with which to whip you, yes. Otherwise, pick ME up instead before you go.
Truly, it’s a shame. I’d like to assume from your name that you are in fact from another country. Maybe Poland? Like me? At any rate, yes, it was effective-and nasueating. America is the who-ore of Babylon, come on, look at it. Bring us your huddled masses, just no immigrants.
I love hearing people complain when someone speaks spanish in the states. They say, ‘ speak the language or get out’. I want to rattle off in Cherokee when they do that. Compliments of XKCD. See you there.
All I want for Christmas is to punch Chris in the face. Doing so would probably make me JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.
Yes, and I as well. I typically don’t resort to violence, but I AM only human, and this fruity little phucksack brings out the primal in me. We were given this ‘free’ country to worship Christ without fear of being beheaded. Not to ‘freely’ advocate homosexuality, crime and gluttony. Sigh. *waves American flag* An entire bloodline of military service for this.
*vomits a little.*
Don’t they give you a psych exam before letting you join the military in America? If not, they should start.
Strange. You compared laying my life down for your freedom to selling a hot dog. Thank you for representing yourself.
Do you KNOW what the military pays? You don’t, do you? Be quiet.
“Thou shalt not kill” does NOT apply to wartime, read your scripture a little more closely.
High and mighty? When I’m gunning down some hysterical freak from trying to blow my platoon to peices, I’ll think about you and what you’ve said here today. When the war comes to America, I’ll be right there on your doorstep defending your life. ILL BE DOING MY JOB. When I want a hot dog, I’ll think of you, and how similar the idea is.
I agreed with you earlier in this thread. Knowing that, and reading this, I think I will resign from trying to slap sense into this overweight cesspool. Thank you for that final ‘push’.
They do, right after the ASVAB. Thats like an ACT. I passed both, and get this: top 10 in the nation. Hm, imagine that. Psyche eval? Yeah, I tested angry and disturbed. Just the thing our fighting force needed to KEEP YOU SAFE AT NIGHT. Really though, I can tell them I quit on your account if you want..
Sorry, I did sound a little toxic. It just bothers me how much attention and favor some phag like this gets while real men die for their country. No one talks or thinks about them. They care about the little fruit reading all of this and reveling in being a ‘celebrity’. Maybe I got out of line, I’ll tone my frustration down a bit. At least you didn’t compare me laying my life down for your freedom to selling a hot dog like the chucklephuck below.
“We were given this ‘free’ country to worship Christ without fear of being beheaded. Not to ‘freely’ advocate homosexuality, crime and gluttony.”
Wow. You don’t have a clue what it means to be an American, kid.
Weren’t you just bragging further up about fighting for the U.S.? You just completely undermined your point.
Not for freedoms like that. I see your point; we are free. Let’s all LOLZ when we’re hit first and the power vaccum consumes the rest. The fire will start here. Watch.
“Only the things -I- think should be free are allowed to be free! Equality for everyone! Except the people who I think shouldn’t be allowed equality! Yeah!”
It’s ironic that you don’t realise how big a douche you come across, spouting this crap.
P.S. So your whole family was dumb grunts? I see the line is breeding true.
Grats.
It’s fruits like you, then, that ruined the original idea. Free, yes, but don’t ruin it for the rest of us. It’s those that use this freedom to remain stable that set the right kind of standard. Such terrible, lewd acts state a horrible case in addition to obesity for a county.
Chris Crocker is a celebrity now? sweet.
are you sure they dont have the pictures confused, “chris crocker” looks the more womanly of the two
I feel sorry for people who are so closed-minded and insecure that they have to bitch endlessly about other people’s ‘flaws’.
Your intolerance is un-American.
Most Negative Thread EVER. FAIL…or possibly WIN…
I’m not even going to bother with my 2 cents here since close minded-megee over there and his not-just-another-email-but-same-poster friend clearly don’t want to listen to anyone else’s opinion. According to them/him we’re probably all going to hell for thinking Chris makes a hot woman.
Yeah, but hate doesn’t send you to Hell, right?
Stupid hypocrites.
That WAS the point in irony. You’re entitled to think what you want. *Checking how much I care*…..not at all. If you actually read, you’d see the concept behind what I say, not that it’s directed individually. Go back to school.
holy lord get a life outside of this site plz
Isn’t that the same person that whined about leaving Britney alone?
yeah, hence the caption reading “Chris “leave Britney alone!” Crocker…..”
yyaawwwwnnn……*Throws flash card with picture of the letter ‘z’ and a log getting sawed in half.*
If you’re really that bored with peoples’ comments, and that irritated, then just go. There’s no need for your negativity lurking about here, it’ll linger enough as it is.
ha ha damn! Jay slash kay bro, you obviously didn’t read the older threads. It’s a joke. And it’s not negativity, it’s evil.
Chris Crocker is hotter.
@ Locke
I love how this holier-than-thou ass-bad assumes that anyone that disagrees with him are fat, stupid and or lazy.
I appreciate you being in the armed services, but lately, I have been more than underwhelmed by the “quality” of some of the people in said service.
My family has paid it’s dues as far as warfare is concerned, but I will not presume to hold my opinion above the opinions of others based on that. Assuming that everyone here cares about the scriptures that you read and believe is also dumbfoundingly assinine.
So, thanks for fighting for the country, but I think you need to step back and think about what that country really is. Not what you want it to be.
The people that came here and founded the country to “worship Christ” as you say, also thought women were not worthy of being “people” and that anyone not white or European was less of a person.
These things were proven to be wrong and were corrected. Things change, and some of the things that the founding fathers based the country on just do not apply now.
You either fight for America as it is, or you live in a fantasy world where the past 230 odd years have not taken place.
Also, the guy does look awfully woman like, I wonder if he has had some more aftermarket work done.
Man…..I can’t spell for crap.
And yet, you still come out sounding like one of the smarter people in this whole trainwreck of a comments page.
*cuts off djr’s head*
Ho ho ho I’m just bored. Glad to see someone finally approached and tackled the sitch wisely. 2 points, but I still eat the cake.
p.s. were you stupid, fat or lazy?
Your mom.
Too funny – they even have the same cowlick!
Noooooo…I refuse to acknowledge..deny..deny..
Maybe so but lets keep in mind how much spackle that kid has to use to look that damn good!
They both like come pumped up their asses.
hopefully
The only thing they both have in common, is the fact that they have both had more pricks than a second hand dart board.
I think he looks more like Heidi Montag
he is SO gross! i didn’t even realize it was him at first! waaaaaaay more lady-ish than when he did “Leave Brittany Alone”!
Crocker’s a joke. Couldn’t even hide that five o clock shadow around his mouth.. The chin, the huge adams apple, the drug use. The fact that he made a video saying Britney was more important than the deaths of the innocent on 9/11. The ONLY good thing about this guys carrer was the SNL skit where his dad was screaming “He’s not a Human Being!” while downing a bunch of pills…
Chris Crocker looks nice in this picture. Though I don’t like “it” any other time.
Dude, that’s so awesome X3333 chris crocker scares me tho O.O
Chris Crocker, also looks like, Kate Gosselin! xD
Chris Crocker is one of the prettiest drag queens I’ve ever seen. He seems to be battling a slight 5 o’ clock shadow issue in this pic tho.
I want to chew on his butthole.
chris crocker is a beautiful woman! nuf said
Man what up with everyone wanting to do crocker…id glue his anus shut and give diarehea!