Comments on: Chris Crocker Totally Looks Like Jenny McCarthy

By: Rachael

Rachael — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 02:17:57 +0000

I believe Chris had a sex change and is now Christine….

By: Gay Beater 64

Gay Beater 64 — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:25:56 +0000

Man what up with everyone wanting to do crocker…id glue his anus shut and give diarehea!

By: bubble butt101

bubble butt101 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:06:19 +0000

chris crocker is a beautiful woman! nuf said

By: butt pucker

butt pucker — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:54:56 +0000

I want to chew on his butthole.

By: butt pucker

butt pucker — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:54:01 +0000

hopefully

By: butt pucker

butt pucker — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:52:10 +0000

I’ll have him open mouth kiss my junk!!!

By: Mikey

Mikey — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:35:49 +0000

LET’S DOUBLE TEAM HIM!!!

By: Mikey

Mikey — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:35:09 +0000

HE DESERVES TO HAVE ME GO BALLS DEEP IN HIM.

By: OuTsYdeR

OuTsYdeR — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:34:47 +0000

Chris Crocker is one of the prettiest drag queens I’ve ever seen. He seems to be battling a slight 5 o’ clock shadow issue in this pic tho.

By: Katiie

Katiie — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:28:48 +0000

Chris Crocker, also looks like, Kate Gosselin! xD

By: E.D.

E.D. — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:02:26 +0000

Dude, that’s so awesome X3333 chris crocker scares me tho O.O

By: Spiederman

Spiederman — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:56:19 +0000

Chris Crocker looks nice in this picture. Though I don’t like “it” any other time.

By: Cmas

Cmas — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:35:03 +0000

Crocker’s a joke. Couldn’t even hide that five o clock shadow around his mouth.. The chin, the huge adams apple, the drug use. The fact that he made a video saying Britney was more important than the deaths of the innocent on 9/11. The ONLY good thing about this guys carrer was the SNL skit where his dad was screaming “He’s not a Human Being!” while downing a bunch of pills…

By: Morgan

Morgan — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:22:53 +0000

he is SO gross! i didn’t even realize it was him at first! waaaaaaay more lady-ish than when he did “Leave Brittany Alone”!

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:02:01 +0000

I think he looks more like Heidi Montag

By: ARTYFISHALL

ARTYFISHALL — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:13:54 +0000

The only thing they both have in common, is the fact that they have both had more pricks than a second hand dart board.

By: ARTYFISHALL

ARTYFISHALL — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:26:59 +0000

They both like come pumped up their asses.

By: Ansha Wednesday

Ansha Wednesday — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:53:37 +0000

I was just thinking that. he makes a better woman than she does! he might even be prettier than i am *sob*

By: Mellie

Mellie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:48:21 +0000

Maybe so but lets keep in mind how much spackle that kid has to use to look that damn good!

By: sezno2weet

sezno2weet — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:59:54 +0000

Noooooo…I refuse to acknowledge..deny..deny..

By: chibi

chibi — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:14:23 +0000

ooh wow it’s the religious right comedy hour. get bent.

By: chibi

chibi — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:13:07 +0000

wow. congrats on being homophobic?

By: Vexing

Vexing — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:34:12 +0000

“Only the things -I- think should be free are allowed to be free! Equality for everyone! Except the people who I think shouldn’t be allowed equality! Yeah!”
It’s ironic that you don’t realise how big a douche you come across, spouting this crap.
P.S. So your whole family was dumb grunts? I see the line is breeding true.
Grats.

By: spoon

spoon — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:04:00 +0000

holy lord get a life outside of this site plz

By: Hannah

Hannah — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:02:41 +0000

Too funny – they even have the same cowlick!

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:10:28 +0000

I understand, you’re a pathetic bigot trying to justify himself using christianity.

By: hold the pickles

hold the pickles — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:48:34 +0000

Your mom.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓ — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:46:43 +0000

*cuts off djr’s head*

By: djr

djr — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:34:39 +0000

And yet, you still come out sounding like one of the smarter people in this whole trainwreck of a comments page.

By: djr

djr — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:32:09 +0000

“WELL IF YOU DON’T KNOW, I’M *NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!*”

y/y?

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:13:03 +0000

p.s. were you stupid, fat or lazy?

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:12:24 +0000

Ho ho ho I’m just bored. Glad to see someone finally approached and tackled the sitch wisely. 2 points, but I still eat the cake.

By: WWWWW

WWWWW — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:23:26 +0000

Man…..I can’t spell for crap.

By: WWWWW

WWWWW — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:00:02 +0000

@ Locke

I love how this holier-than-thou ass-bad assumes that anyone that disagrees with him are fat, stupid and or lazy.

I appreciate you being in the armed services, but lately, I have been more than underwhelmed by the “quality” of some of the people in said service.

My family has paid it’s dues as far as warfare is concerned, but I will not presume to hold my opinion above the opinions of others based on that. Assuming that everyone here cares about the scriptures that you read and believe is also dumbfoundingly assinine.

So, thanks for fighting for the country, but I think you need to step back and think about what that country really is. Not what you want it to be.

The people that came here and founded the country to “worship Christ” as you say, also thought women were not worthy of being “people” and that anyone not white or European was less of a person.

These things were proven to be wrong and were corrected. Things change, and some of the things that the founding fathers based the country on just do not apply now.

You either fight for America as it is, or you live in a fantasy world where the past 230 odd years have not taken place.

Also, the guy does look awfully woman like, I wonder if he has had some more aftermarket work done.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:59:35 +0000

ha ha damn! Jay slash kay bro, you obviously didn’t read the older threads. It’s a joke. And it’s not negativity, it’s evil.

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:09:49 +0000

Chris Crocker is hotter.

By: Moonbeam

Moonbeam — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:44:20 +0000

If you’re really that bored with peoples’ comments, and that irritated, then just go. There’s no need for your negativity lurking about here, it’ll linger enough as it is.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:58:56 +0000

yyaawwwwnnn……*Throws flash card with picture of the letter ‘z’ and a log getting sawed in half.*

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:32:23 +0000

It’s fruits like you, then, that ruined the original idea. Free, yes, but don’t ruin it for the rest of us. It’s those that use this freedom to remain stable that set the right kind of standard. Such terrible, lewd acts state a horrible case in addition to obesity for a county.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:30:29 +0000

Not for freedoms like that. I see your point; we are free. Let’s all LOLZ when we’re hit first and the power vaccum consumes the rest. The fire will start here. Watch.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:02:21 +0000

“We were given this ‘free’ country to worship Christ without fear of being beheaded. Not to ‘freely’ advocate homosexuality, crime and gluttony.”

Wow. You don’t have a clue what it means to be an American, kid.

Weren’t you just bragging further up about fighting for the U.S.? You just completely undermined your point.

By: a nonny moose

a nonny moose — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:05:53 +0000

haha! verbose win!

By: djr

djr — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:47:53 +0000

IMHO, Chris cannot both look like a beautiful woman AND look like Averil Lavigne.

By: Dani

Dani — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:58:24 +0000

Sorry, wrong number… Never been in Austin.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:58:24 +0000

They do, right after the ASVAB. Thats like an ACT. I passed both, and get this: top 10 in the nation. Hm, imagine that. Psyche eval? Yeah, I tested angry and disturbed. Just the thing our fighting force needed to KEEP YOU SAFE AT NIGHT. Really though, I can tell them I quit on your account if you want..
Sorry, I did sound a little toxic. It just bothers me how much attention and favor some phag like this gets while real men die for their country. No one talks or thinks about them. They care about the little fruit reading all of this and reveling in being a ‘celebrity’. Maybe I got out of line, I’ll tone my frustration down a bit. At least you didn’t compare me laying my life down for your freedom to selling a hot dog like the chucklephuck below.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:53:15 +0000

Strange. You compared laying my life down for your freedom to selling a hot dog. Thank you for representing yourself.
Do you KNOW what the military pays? You don’t, do you? Be quiet.
“Thou shalt not kill” does NOT apply to wartime, read your scripture a little more closely.
High and mighty? When I’m gunning down some hysterical freak from trying to blow my platoon to peices, I’ll think about you and what you’ve said here today. When the war comes to America, I’ll be right there on your doorstep defending your life. ILL BE DOING MY JOB. When I want a hot dog, I’ll think of you, and how similar the idea is.
I agreed with you earlier in this thread. Knowing that, and reading this, I think I will resign from trying to slap sense into this overweight cesspool. Thank you for that final ‘push’.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:48:56 +0000

That WAS the point in irony. You’re entitled to think what you want. *Checking how much I care*…..not at all. If you actually read, you’d see the concept behind what I say, not that it’s directed individually. Go back to school.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:30:50 +0000

If it’s diludin, yes. If it’s a pistol, with which to whip you, yes. Otherwise, pick ME up instead before you go.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:29:50 +0000

In light of your sheer stupidity, I’ll explain this for you. I asked if you had kids, because if you did, you would know why I asked. If you don’t, then it all goes without saying. Maybe I’ll leave this up to the more patient to explain to you as they wipe the drool from your double-chin.

By: LΦcke δ┴

LΦcke δ┴ — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:28:15 +0000

Are you still in Austin? or Florida now….I’m assuming this is who I think it is.