Comments on: Texas Longhorns Logo Totally Looks Like A Uterus

By: sinna

sinna — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:58:53 +0000

THANK YOU!! Kind of what I was going to say, but you said it with improper grammar yourself. I just can’t manage that. No insult, promise. Just OCD.

By: joe

joe — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:18:18 +0000

heh…
longhorn

By: mandem

mandem — Sat, 16 May 2009 07:11:48 +0000

Paleolithic paintings have been discovered where the shape of a bull’s head is painted in the position of a womb and ovaries over a female figure. Some scholars (see Marija Gimbutas) have argued that various ancient people regarded the figure of a bull as representing the feminine/goddess….

You may notice the same type of symbolism used in “Pan’s Labyrinth” if you’re looking for it.

^_^

By: retards^

retards^ — Sun, 10 May 2009 12:16:55 +0000

I hate to be the one to do this, but you’re all dumb.
It’s “you’re”, not “your”, “dumb” not “dum” and you don’t use the word “and” after a fullstop, especially without a capital letter, also since when do you use a capital letter after a comma?
Besides this, surely correct spelling and punctuation isn’t necessary in such an informal environment, as long as you can understand the point being made.

By: G-Zus

G-Zus — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:21:19 +0000

that isn’t going to stop anyone =))

By: GrammarNazi

GrammarNazi — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:56:24 +0000

I hate to be the one to do this, but you’re both dumb. :O

It’s you’re, not your.

and, It’s dumb, not dum.

By: renee

renee — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:05:07 +0000

obviously your dumb.
because you cant even spell dumb right.

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:33:45 +0000

osu

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:33:24 +0000

aggies suck

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:32:35 +0000

with my butt

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:32:15 +0000

never

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:31:58 +0000

so what

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:30:54 +0000

mansise

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:30:08 +0000

mabee i am

By: fye

fye — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:29:38 +0000

jesus hates your ass

By: da J-man

da J-man — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:13:03 +0000

I sense subliminal messaging.

By: Cmas

Cmas — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:22:45 +0000

Not to mention they left the “UT Crybaby Patch” off that Filthy steer… HeH….

By: Big D

Big D — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:52:17 +0000

Apparently fewer than it takes to teach Longhorns to spell “helicopter”

By: Princess1the2kitten

Princess1the2kitten — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:42:12 +0000

Well, yeah.

By: Princess1the2kitten

Princess1the2kitten — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:40:16 +0000

Dude, shut your mouth and stop typinq! :-l Can you do that, or do i need to explain it in simpler terms?

By: Princess1the2kitten

Princess1the2kitten — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:31:39 +0000

Wow dude, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: gack

gack — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:58:22 +0000

omfg niglet stop posting!

By: Samantha

Samantha — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 09:38:26 +0000

EWWWW! I never thought of that!!!

By: Christian

Christian — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:01:48 +0000

This is so funny if you’re an Ohio State student this year…

By: A person

A person — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:20:52 +0000

lol epic win stevie

By: Meg

Meg — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:08:51 +0000

I’ve thought that secretly every time I see a Dodge Ram logo since my adolescence. Uncanny….

By: petunia

petunia — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 07:57:54 +0000

ENOUGH WITH THE “FIRST” CRAP!!!! NO ONE CARES, MORON

By: stevie w

stevie w — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:06:00 +0000

Nice to meet you, Mr Lovecraft !

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:43:41 +0000

Don’t say another word. Up until now, I’ve been polite. If you say ANYTHING else- word ONE- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit find its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this FEAR ENGINE will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and sing the song that ends the Earth.

By: pilotwife

pilotwife — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:31:55 +0000

I’ll let you know when you’re in my plane/ride. That’s just wrong. You don’t even know if the pilot was an Aggie or not. Either way, you should show some respect.

By: jonny

jonny — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:06:47 +0000

How many aggies does it take to fly a blackhawk hellicopter?

By: stevie w

stevie w — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:58:53 +0000

Perhaps this resemblance exists because the Longhorns are a bunch of pu****s ?
I don’t know, I’m just asking.

By: yasoup

yasoup — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:44:26 +0000

aTm…FTW? *snort*

By: not you

not you — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:08:08 +0000

It’s believable if a uterus came. It’s not for a Longhorn.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:52:28 +0000

I would like to point out that I am not stupid.
OK, what I just typed WAS kinda stupid, wasn’t it?

Yea…

By: cory

cory — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:21:37 +0000

Well, as all Longhorns are fail, I disagree.

By: Lola

Lola — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:25:33 +0000

Anyone remember that episode of the Wonder Years where Coach Cutlip draws the female reproductive system, and all the boys are super excited…until it just looks like a cow’s head?

Ah, memories.

By: Tray

Tray — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:25:55 +0000

It’s hilarious, even my longhorn friend thought so. Gig’em Ags!

By: wednesday

wednesday — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:14:37 +0000

Nope, means that the school is a hotbed of creation.

By: DragonMC

DragonMC — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:11:21 +0000

Hey hey hey, I’m nearsighted. Careful what you say there.
(I’d never mistake the two tho)

By: wednesday

wednesday — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:06:58 +0000

As a Longhorn WITH a Uterus, yes, yes it is a win.

By: ChannieChannie

ChannieChannie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:22:23 +0000

WHOOP!

By: herb

herb — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:16:10 +0000

I’m more worried about the phrase “Hook ‘em”

By: o-range

o-range — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:52:34 +0000

I remember our Health Education classes in elementary school, and our regional nurse always described the uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries as a “bull moose” rather than a longhorn ^^;;

By: OPIE

OPIE — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:17:16 +0000

That one was done about a month ago. The likeness was incredible!

By: DeFlora

DeFlora — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:50:40 +0000

Mmmm…tell me MORE, Doctor! *Bats eyelashes*

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:04:17 +0000

This thread brought a vertical smile.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:32:57 +0000

Bloody WHAT?! oh…tWits

By: Sheri

Sheri — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:54:50 +0000

No, it actually makes more sense the way it is

By: Nommy

Nommy — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:02:25 +0000

With no intent to take credit away from the clever mind that birthed this lovely pun … may I suggest one simple step be taken before you hit that “add comment” button. Say it aloud to be sure it works perfectly. It makes all the difference between a good pun and a great one.
To wit, s slight variation: “hasn’t this one been ovary done?” ].