Mechanically Separated Chicken Totally Looks Like Strawberry Soft Serve
Mechanically Separated Chicken Totally Looks Like Strawberry Soft Serve
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….Ewwww….
Who in their right mind would eat that!
(The chicken, the ice cream however looks yummy)
=p
What do you think chicken nuggets are made from?
And Vienna Sausages.
THAT I SO NOT REALLY WANT TO BE PICTURING THIS AT THE MOMENT!!!
Well of course they look alike, they’re the same thing! Though the chicken(when cooked) would actually taste better than strawberry ice cream of any type.
seriously though, I would not be surprised if Strawberry ice cream were actually made out of chicken guts. It sure tastes like it.
xD Ever had a Slim Jim? Look at the ingredients list. Mechanically separated chicken is one of the main ingredients
…and Slim Jims… Yumm…
the chicken is in Slim Jims too
Mechaincally separated whaa??
*Mechanically
chicken, like the bird things that live on farms
OH GOD. Oh no! RUINED! RUINED FOREVER!!
MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN HAS BEEN RUINED FOREVER!!
“To retain respect for sausages or laws, you must avoid watching them in the making.”
– either Otto von Bismarck or Benjamin Disraeli, nobody can agree whom
you obviously haven’t seen the Dirty Jobs show with the bologna factory. The whole show was basically tiptoeing around ‘big hot meat being stuffed into long plastic wrappers and then smoked’ jokes.
Love Dirty Jobs!
It still disturbed me watching the pureed mixture coming out of the machine…
*shudder*
yeah, the crab paste, they use like the shells and brains and people eat it
Um. EW.
strawberry icecream….
….do not want no more
That, my friends, is called pumpable chicken. It’s what many chicken nuggets are made from.
Ew indeed.
Holy mother of god. I had four nuggets yesterday. I think I’m going to go throw up now. NEVER AGAIN!
Oh. My. God.
How can my parents feed this crap to my brother?!
I’m showing this to mom when she’s done with her Firefly episode.
No!!!! Do not want! Do not want!
Oh, and you ruined chicken nuggets for me. Thanks. Xb
Not ALL chicken nuggets. Some are made from cut up chicken breasts.
masochistic chickens? *brainbleach*
Seen things can’t be unseen O_O
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Taste-Like-Chicken-List.
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Chicken
Turkey
Snake
Cat
Human
Strawberry soft serve
And alligator. Don’t forget that.
Alligator tastes more like clam to me. It’s like a chicken/fish blend.
Frog tastes like chicken also!
What about spiders?
Spiders taste like mechanically separated geckos.
What do geckos taste like?
Spiders, apparently. I wish someone would eat the Geico gecko. Anyone up for it?
kitteh didz!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-just15minutes-geico.jpg
$259 IN SAVINGS!
Crab, mostly. My ex-fiance’s grandpa ate baked tarantula once on a top to Central America.
According to him, it would’ve been pretty good with some Old Bay. O.o
…trip. TRIP to central America.
Tuna?
Actually, most cannibal tribes that know the difference have said that human flesh tastes very similar to pork. So if anybody ever asks you if you want to have some of the “long pig,” RUN AWAY!
WIN
And rabbit. There is an unaccountable flavor similarity between chicken and rabbit.
And Alligator! It does taste like chicken! Slightly chewier maybe…
Well, that’s grosser than the grossest thing on a gross day in Grosstown!
Oh man, I was having the most hideously grumpy morning, and this thread – this comment in particular – gave me my fist lol of the day. “Grosstown”! Heee. (I have a friend who likes to say “Crazytown!”)
THANK YOU!!!!!
Can’t beat a fist lol…
hee hee heeeee, oh the mental images…
EPIC!!!
I just threw up in my mouth a little…
Same. I thought they were both strawberry.
I’ll think twice about my order the next time I’m at McDonalds. But the fact of the matter is this: I’ve got that McNuggets Lovin’, and no picture will ever change that.
Preach it brother! (or sister, as you like). McNuggets rock the world.
It’s beyond me how anyone can eat McDonalds at all, let alone the chicken nuggets. I mean after seeing the commercials that said their chicken nuggets were made with real white meat and then said *includes at least 10% skin, at the bottom…. how freakin gross is that? So just press a bunch of chicken skin together and BAM instant chicken nugget…. :X
Oh sweet dead pope. Why did you TELL me that?!
omg. that is why i quit eating them when I was in jr high. my dad had to feed us while my mom was in the hospital for over a week-so it was mostly MickeyD’s and there was unchewable dark rubber bits in my mcnugget…..that was it for me! This picture is absolutely DISGUSTING. that’s why we make our own “nuggets” or get the ones which you can tell are real pieces of chicken breast!
awesomeeeeee….always wanted to know what captain crunch tasted like the second time around……
Scarily, Froot Loops taste the same the second time around. Which I just found out thanks to this picture. I am SO glad I don’t eat meat, lol
eww eww eww eww eww lol
YAAAAYYY
Another reason that I am glad I became vegetarian!
Me too.
And me!
Me as well
Buncha quears!
The important thing to remember here is that they probably know how to spell “queer,” and you don’t.
vegetarians – 1
you – 0
Sarcasm – 1
You – 0
Sorry, I just love jokes that associate vegetarianism with homosexuality. I couldn’t help myself.
p.s. I also misspelled “queers” intentionally.
Weird how people who shove meat down their throats love to accuse vegs of being the gay ones
WIN!
Actually I believe the association has more to do with how eating soy products boosts a person’s estrogen levels.
Hey, some of us queers eat meat, bub.
Me too! yay
word
Can this even be classified as meat anymore?
Yep.
You think processed meat looks bad you should see the conditions battery chickens live in. Unless you are pure vegan you still contribute to animal suffering, and you are still eating nasty foods.
Another lovley option is to home grow your food. Lil’ chickys get to scamper around in the yard chassing bugs and playing in the grass for two years, then get put in the deep freeze. After I clean a chicken it looks nothing like that goo. Homegrown eggs taste much better than the crap you’ll get at the store too.
You can do lots to prevent animal suffering, just by choosing farms nearby that produce animals and animal products in a natural way, or at least in a way that satisfies your own beliefs on how animals should be treated. Shop responsibly at your grocery store and you can completely avoid foods that harm animals, without being purely vegan. Veganism and vegetarianism can be just as harmful to the environment, which will in turn cause suffering to wild animals. By eating tropical fruits and veggies in northern countries, we’re causing hundrens of thousands of tons of CO2 from shipping…be smart, and look for foods grown locally, and make your decision to eat meat based on how a farmer treats its animals.
No matter where you get your meat from the farmer still treats the animal as a commodity, and generally they all end up at the same slaughter houses, getting the same bolt in the brain and screaming the same screams as their throats get slit. They still produce the same amount of methane gas (which is far more damaging to the ozone layer than carbon dioxide, its 25 times more efficient in trapping heat), eating the same amount of food (one acre of wheat produces the same amount of protein as ten acres dedicated to bovine), indeed even the UN is saying that its more effective to give up meat than it is to give up driving. The university of Chicago found that the average omnivore produces 1.5 tonnes of carbon dioxide more than the average vegan. It takes 25,000 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat but only 25 gallons to produce one pound of wheat. About 55 acres of rainforest is razed to produce just one quarter pound hamburger, in 2004-2005 2.9 million acres of rainforest was cut down to provide food for livestock. Not to mention that EPA found that the meat industry pollutes our water more than any other industries combined. 87.000 pounds of animal poop is created every second, and gets into the soil and then into our water. I could go on and on about how harmful the meat industry is, any carbon dioxide created to feed vegans do not hold a candle to the enviromental devastation caused to feed omnivores.
Actually, they don’t scream at all when their throats get slit. They just lay there and bleed out. The “bolt in the brain”, as you put it, knocks them unconscious.
Watch Earthlings, they scream, something like 30% of cows are not knocked out and they aren’t given a second shot.
no. no,no,no.
They are NOT unconscious. Not 100% of the time.
A friend put this video up on her stuff for sims website.
http://www.objectsforsims2.com/meetyourmeat.htm
oops, sorry about the double post!
Animal poop is called fertiliser.
Human poop is far more toxic than your average cow’s poop.
Yeah, but then you have to be a righteous vegan
I want to disprove that to myself, and am sure I
wouldn’t be able to .
Oh, yuck.
I’m really disturbed.
The saddest part is my daughter would live on
them if I let her.
She was addicted after the 1st stupid happy meal.
(we avoided them for about 3 years…wish I had never broken my resolve and taken her)
If you can’t handle the general grossness of just about everything in the meat industry, you should just go vegetarian, you bunch of spineless hypocrites…
Did you always have such a sparkling personality, or was that just a side effect of going veg?
Hehe, good one
No, I’ve always been quite a sunshiny lass actually! *laughs maniacally*
Win.
Not sure whether you’re a fellow meat-eater or not, but I couldn’t agree more with the comment.
That said, the world hardly needs more vegetarians…
um, why? because caring about the well-being of animals, and not contributing to their harm makes the world a bad place?
I love animals. I really do. That being said, meat-eating has been going on since at least your family came over on the FAILBOAT. I have seen petroglyphs of natives hunting. I think what they were hunting was actually running, too. So go ahead with your little judgmental diatribe. Before you leave, though, please bring me that ribeye over there on the counter. Thanks.
most of the animals you eat do not get to run.
Thank goodness. That would make them tough.
Geez, people. It’s just pulverized bird flesh. Not like your teeth don’t do the same thing to it, except it’s cooked first.
PETA = People who Eat Tasty Animals
The animals I eat get lots of running in.
The best way to prevent animal cruelty is to just grow your own food. Steaks taste better when you know Blossom spent all summer trotting around in the field and eating clover.
I’m not being judgmental, I’m making a statement. And if everyone still hunted their meat like you have seen in petroglyphs, than I wouldn’t have a problem with it. My problem stems from the way that animals are treated *today*. Factory farming has been around for about a hundred years, and it’s a terrible, inhumane business. It is not the act of eating meat that disgusts me, but the way the animals are treated while they are alive.
I am not being judgmental, I simply wish to point out that we are doing no harm. It’s very easy to pick on something you don’t fully understand.
The post below mine says it all. 99% of the animals that cross your plate never get the chance to run. Do a little research before you rip into someone, please. We could all use a little kindness.
Cheetah’s don’t care about the “harm” done to their dinner after they chase it down and eat it….
And cats don’t feel bad for raping other cats, and chimps don’t feel bad for murdering other chimps for territory. Whats your point? We should act like animals?
Humans on the other hand have cared about the harm done to food they hunt and kill for a very long time, kosher laws state that animals must suffer as little as possible at slaughter, shamans recognized the sanctity of animal spirits, Jain outright refused to eat meat.
Cats don’t rape other cats. That’s ducks your talking about.
Just wanted to point that out.
Clearly, you have not learned the first rule of life. Don’t. Argue. With Vegetarians.
That’s right! Save the animals! EAT THE VEGETARIANS!
They tend to run too much, and the meat’s a bit chewy for my taste. Now making a sausage…
Oh come now, we need all the vegetarians we can get. with the way peta lobbies the government, and people insist on making endagered secies inedible, soon they will be the only thing left to eat. All that grain fed goodness. Its the fat that adds flavour.
“Ironically, one of the best ways to save a species is to eat it”
-Editor of a gourmet cooking magazine
“If you really want to save the environment, make it profitable for companies to do so”
– Penn and Teller , Bullsh!t
Actually the meat industry contributes more to global warming than transportation does, and a acre of wheat gives more protein than ten acres dedicated to bovine. So its enviromentally friendly and our earth can indeed use more vegetarians and vegans.
And so we’ll just all turn vegetarian and let the bovines run free and accelerate global warming! SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN
Dude, we breed bovine like there is no tomorrow, in the unlikely scenario that everyone went veggie and all the cows went free, while their methane burps would still have an impact their numbers would dwindle, due to predators and natural diseases and competition from other species from food. We make cows pump out babies in a factory fashion.
Yeah, what with cow flatulence compromising our atmosphere. What are you doing to save the environment? I’m eating a cow. I’ve got no problem with vegetarians, what I have a problem with is vegetarians who treat omnivores like lesser creatures because we still eat some of the same foods our species has eaten for thousands of years.
Another tidbit: Just about every major culture in the world has come up with some form of pancake (or other flat bread).
Hey, wouldn’t “Flatbread Non Sequitur” be a great name for a band?
You sir, are a hypocrite
What? How? I’m not even a sir!
HOW???!!! By putting everyone else on this site down, by pretending that your opinion is the only one that makes sense, by making at least a dozen rude comments on this TLL alone, by calling everyone else “dude” and “sir” with no regard to actual gender, and by having no idea what you are talking about.
There’s nothing wrong with eating green food. There is also nothing wrong with eating meat. God put animals on the Earth for the use of Man. You don’t have to believe that to make it true. He gave us meat, just like He gave us vegetables and fruits and nuts and grains of every kind. We are not supposed to waste any of it, but we all do.
If you would calm down and express yourself nicely, many more people would be interested in several of the points you have been so obnoxiously trying to shove down our throats. So far, however, your opinion is about as appetizing as the chicken sludge in the picture above.
Jesus was all for a vegetarian lifestyle, smartypants.
Thou shalt not kill, remember. And the state of animals having to eat eachother is considered inferior, since it was not like that in the garden. If you’re going to pull all of that dogmatic bible blabla out of your *ss to prove a point, please read the the book first. Jeesh.
Oh ya, that book u speak of, wasn’t one of your saviors popular miracles 5000 fish? ya.. im sure they were pet fish. uhm… he gave them fish to eat, but ur saying he was 100% against killing those fish. Yeah.
Did God say we have to eat meat and we can do whatever we want to animals before or after he forbade eating pigs and shellfish? And before or after we are obligated to kill gay men?
You just throw in random statistics to validate your point. You know u can make just as much wheat in an acre of land, as a 160lb male prefering to get 2g/lb of bodyweight of protien a day, id only have to take in 7000 calories of whole wheat bread (106 slices), seems much more efficient, and all the meat industrys factory processing, because 99% of bread isnt made in a factory or anything. You sound like an 8th grader in debate class. just throwing out random statistics ignoreing all other facts to make urself look like a genious. Haha like your a martyr just because you dont eat meat products? do u give into the coal and electric industry? do run ur house fully on solar panel energy? do u drive a electric car? do u donate most of your excess money to charities and causes? haha stop acting like your “opinion” is the only right one.
Yeah, screw using science for an argument! What has science done for us, besides cure diseases and provide us with a carefree lifestyle? Who honestly gives science any credit? We should just ramble on like an idiot like you do! Much better!
Refer to my comment below, you honestly think your point of an acre of wheat having more protein than an acre dedicated to beef is a valid argument, then you are mentally handicap. you leave out that, you don’t consider wheat a main protein source in your diet, you’d need to eat 106 slices to get a good daily amount of protein, but u still mention a meaningless statistic why again? restating statistics that aren’t relevant might make u look smart to a 3rd grader, but no one else, and just because you insult the intelligence of anyone who disagrees with you, does not make u superior to them.
Even though wheat isn’t my main source of protein, the statistic proves that it takes way less space and resources to eat plants and get the same amount of protein a cow would provide. If you can’t put two and two together thats not my problem.
Also, i get a good portion of my protein from nuts, mainly almonds, and beans too, but mostly from lean cuts of meat like venison, and fish. I mentioned bread because you said an irrelevant statistic comparing the amount of protein in an acre compared to an acre dedicated to beef, as if it were a main source of protein to you. So insult my intelligence all you want as u continue to contradict youself.
Ten acres dedicated to bovine, not one. Can you read?
I don’t think you understood Sigh’s point. You said “one acre of wheat produces the same amount of protein as ten acres dedicated to bovine” and Sigh is saying you mentioned “an irrelevant statistic comparing the amount of protein in an acre compared to an acre dedicated to beef”, meaning one acre dedicated to beef does not provide the same amount of protein as one acre dedicated to wheat, get it?
The attitude you and most vegetarians/vegans I have met is the reason why no one responds well to you. It’s the essence of arrogance and self-righteouness in the way you argue that makes people not focus on what you are tryoing to say but more on the delivery and therefore take a defensive stance against you. Do you understand this? This is why people don’t like you.
What, you don’t think I’m not smoking weed right now? I’m vegan, that measn I’m a dirty hippie, right?
not necessarily. I know dirty hippies that wouldn’t touch the stuff. but if you are a dirty potsmoking hippie, just change “Some” to “More” kthnxbai
my father always said the atmosphere greatly improved with the absence of buffalo farts.
Making it yourself is pretty much better than eating out.
You supervise it.
WTF is everyone whining about? That looks delicious!
….. *gag*
Agree! Don’t even have to chew!
Ew! Why’s it so pink? Er. Nevermind, don’t wanna know…
What I’m kinda freaked out about the…what is that? A cardboard box it’s being pumped in to? o.O
Yep, mechanically separated chicken is the first ingredient in that culinary masterpiece known as the Vienna Sausage. Now there’s food for thought!
Strawberry Soft Serve is people!
EPIC win with this comment. I seriously LOL’d.
If Vienna Sausages are a culinary masterpiece, then I’m the friggin’ Queen of England. Oh, and according to Wikipedia, at least mechanically separated meat doesn’t have spinal cord in it anymore…..*shudder and simultaneous yumm when thinking about chicken mcnuggets*
“anymore?” o_0
“Anymore,” as in chickens have spinal cords when alive and no longer do once mechanically separated.
they had to change the machines so that the spinal cord was left out when making the mechanically separating the meat….usually in cattle, cause it was around the time of the whole bovine illness…can’t remember what it was called. It’s similar to the fact that cows were getting mad cow disease from eating the brains of sheep that were in their feed……
Oh man, now I’m convinced that all strawberry soft served ice cream is just mechanically separated chicken with sugar….
Yes…. I do believe I agree with you on that one…..
OMG… not what I needed to see while eating….. BLEEAARRGGHH…
Why does everyone think it’s gross just because it’s pink and blended?
I’m not going to say ew until I actually go and research what mechanically separated chicken is. Obviously it takes the bones out, but does it include organs or scraps off the floor?
Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM), is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue. Mechanically separated meat has been used in certain meat and meat products since the late 1960s. This product can be contrasted with meat extracted by advanced meat recovery systems.
Really gross….it’s so PINK!@!@! I actually laughed when i saw this XD
So glad i’m vegan!
Amen Steph!
O RLY? I have a protein trouser snake for you..
GROSSEST.TOTALLYLOOKSLIKE.EVER.
Yeeuuurgh! I’m not normally squeamish about my meat. But not only is that seriously yucky, it’s also such a seriously yuckily unnatural process to make it… Blarg gack lpk gurk ick…
Gross or not you got to admit this is a great TLL! I’ve never even heard of mechanically separated chicken until now. I hope nobody actually eats it like that-the way it’s shown-all pink and fluffy.
I would probably cook it first….
Bwahahahahahahah ew hahahahahaah eeewwwhahahahha I only laugh cus my husband is bringing home nuggets for supper…>,<*tears*
nice lol!!
So the fact that they are being efficicent and getting the most use of the carcass is a bad thing. Remember that in days gone by we would eat every single bit of the animal (think hoofs and the like) that could be digested because food was scarce that we now would just throw away. Yay for maximising use of resources.
I’m glad you brought that point up….
Y’know, I’m still going to eat it. I’ve seen worse.
I live in the UK, McDonalds Nuggets are made with breast meat here so you may be okay wherever you are
My eyes!! I’ve been traumatized.
Oh god, the horror…
Thank God I don’t eat meat.
I think what’s even worse is that it looks like it’s being pumped into a cardboard box…
Then I wonder… Can I ORDER mechanically separated chicken??? I’ve got alot of recipes calling for it
yup. check out the site (click my name). anyone else in for a 50lb box o’ chicken paste?
Eww, soft serve. It’s called a creemee, for god sakes!
I think it looks delicious…I want some nuggets nao!
After working at a Dairy Queen that served Strawberry Soft-Serve, I still thought these were both the same thing. Probably taste about the same, if you’ve ever had Dairy Queen ice cream.
…i don’t like soft serve anymore…
I’m sorry but Mechanically separated from what?
the bones. it’s basically all the leftovers. they take the carcass with bits of meat still attached and force it through a mill or press and that’s what comes out. all the bits of meat.
Well I just through up everywhere.
*threw
that is so gross. blech
i wonder how many chickens it took to make that paste…..
This was the grossest TLL I’ve seen since Pam Anderson (several TLL’s ago)! BUT! Some of the funniest comments! I ROFL’d!
i’m still going to eat chicken nuggets…
…and strawberry ice cream
woah, im going to go eat chicken in about 1/2 hour for dinner O.o, that looks like an intestine lol
BTW: I love meat, and did not lose my appetite from this
Man I haven’t eaten meat in years and that still made me queasy >.< Actually I haven’t had chicken nuggets since I was twelve and found a tendon in one. It was…..tough and chewy…and so very wrong
Ewww who would eat that its totally disgusting we should waste it all and just throw away 50% of all factory farmed animals so we can factory farm 2x as much to compensate, then we can pollute twice as much too yay, effective.. haha. people eat this all the time and no one complains just cuz its ground up scraps doesn’t mean its inedible just doesn’t look good. all you angry vegans say that it looks so gross what i eat doesn’t look like that, but u don’t eat 99% of the animal. and then u brag about native tribes and how they were better they let the animal run cared about its spirit and your like them raising your own animals, but they also used 99% of the animal, i doubt your eating its liver intestines ect, if anything your offending the animals spirit by wasting its body that you took out of need. you vegans are better to enviornment ect, but u act way to stuck up and are biggots, and all your I’m amazing speeches were like native tribes blah blah are hypocritical and your just trying to sound better than everyone.
(my comments aren’t posting so I apologize is if this is a doublepost)
Does it hurt to be that dumb? I never said I raise my own animals to eat, infact no vegan would because being vegan means avoiding any animal products. People eat this all the time but you would have to live under a rock to think that no one ever complains. Also please finish grade three before posting comments, your lack of punctuation and grammar is disturbing.
i was talking about u and the other guy at same time lol, and honestly no one is very concerned about punctuation on the internetz. so u rly think they should just throw away all of these parts? like 30-50% of the animal? and just eat the parts that “dont look gross”?
What other guy? If you’re talking to someone else, reply to them. And yeah, you never see grammar nazis on the interweb, nor a bitchfest if a lol has a minor typo, nope, never see it. You just discovered the internet, haven’t you?
I don’t think they should throw away the gross parts, its all gross parts. I think they should stop killing animals, savvy?
You think people are going to give up killing animals for a basic need of nutrition and food while people are still killing OTHER PEOPLE over disagreements and differences in culture, You just discovered the IRL, haven’t you? xD
Animals aren’t needed for nutrition, their obsolete, they’re only killed so much because our taste buds demand it. And yes, we can’t possibly have a falafel pita for supper instead of a steak because we’re too busy thinking of wars overseas, aren’t we? Why, filling ourselves with meat and dying of a heart attack is all we can do to protest these wars!
Your saying lean cuts of meat like venision will give u a heart attack more than your carb rich foods that u need to eat a ton of to get an adequate ammount of protien from? and don’t compare the protien levels of an acre of beef to an acre of wheat if u arent considering it a main source of protien in your diet. it makes no sense honestly. their are many more lbs of wheat in an acre compared to an acre dedicated to beef.
You don’t need to eat a ton of plants to get protein, I don’t eat anymore than the next person and I get more protein than I need. And yes the fat and cholesterol in the meat is more likely to give you a heart attack than fruit salad will, its proven than vegans suffer less from heart disease, colon cancer, stroke and erectile disfunction than omnivores do. I use the statistic as it is a very commonly known one to show how wasteful the meat industry is, sorry if I assumed you were smarter than to that to think “DUUUURRR I think she means that I should eat bread all day DUUUUUR!”
Then why are you arguing?
Why aren’t you over on lol news telling everyone there to shut up?
Update: I realized seitan, an excellent source of protein, is infact made of wheat. So yeah, wheat is infact a great source of protein, just not necesarily in white bread form.
You’re using stereotypes, not actual statistics and studies honey, so no, you’re still the retard
Btw, statistics show smokers are at risk for lung cancer, would you like to make comments about how non smokers are health freaks and put lots of money into studies just in a conspiracy to get people to quit smoking?
You include all omnivores in one group, and just vegans in the other. Its so fair and statisticaly sound that someone who watches what they eat calculates calories and their carb/protien/fat intake is in the same catagory as people who eat mcdonalds twice a day raising that statistic on the omnivore side, sorry sir, it does not apply to the current arguement, and sterotypical as it may be, it never fails to be true
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I assure you we have vegans who don’t take care of themselves weighing down on our side of the statistic as well, who eat nothing but Lays originals and oreos and soy hotdogs all day.
Thank you for recognizing my superiority. It must be hard to be so humbled, I know, to know that somewhere out there there are people who are able to do simply what is right, and yet you continue in the madness of exploiting other creatures just so my tastebuds will be pleased.
cause that’s the elite retard division. I don’t even read the comments there.
Also, i get a good portion of my protein from nuts, mainly almonds, and beans too, but mostly from lean cuts of meat like venison, and fish. I mentioned bread because you said an irrelevant statistic comparing the amount of protein in an acre compared to 10 acres dedicated to beef, as if it were a main source of protein to you. So insult my intelligence all you want as u continue to contradict youself.
Its not to me, but seitan is a very rich source of protein other vegans use
I’ve never seen an idiot as messed up as you.
lol don’t you have a church to rebuild? Or some women’s rights to squash??
How so, i can see u from russia btw
Oh Mrs Palin! Mrs Palin! Did you know one of the hosts of Vegan Freaks Radio does an awesome impression of you?
Animals aren’t needed for nutrition, they are obsolete, they’re only killed so much because our taste buds demand it. And yes, we can’t possibly have a falafel pita for supper instead of a steak because we’re too busy thinking of wars overseas, aren’t we? Why, filling ourselves with meat and dying of a heart attack is all we can do to protest these wars!
Animals are obselete? I guess it would be okay to kill them, then. What do you think?
What do I think? That maybe people jump all over taking things out of context just to prove……something…..?
Oh. My. God. No more nuggets from the school cafeteria. And you may have ruined strawberry frozen yogurt for me, too.
Pink feces being squeezed out of a metal asshole.
…nice.
A little more work and that could be an awesome haiku.
Pink Feces Being
Squeezed Out Of A Metal Asshole…
Think I’m Going To Barf.
meh. I’m too lazy to do better. for those who think it looks nummy (like me)
Pulverized Chicken
Delicious Pink Off The Bone
Want A Nugget Now!!
i love you
dood
love you lots
lol I’m not a dood, but thanks. X3
Thats just horrible…. :S
ew!!! never will i eat strawberry soft serv! i don’t like it anyway, lol. i have seen worse. one of the highlights of my childhood was to watch my dad and uncles skin deer. we would have starved without it!
I will never look at strawberry soft serve the same ._.
It’s funny how similar people looked all ground up. chickens and stuff taste like better stuff. And jew can Ku-wote me….Ptbuhhhh Does he call you at home¿¿?????
i feel sick
This pic has left me completely unchanged.
Bravo
i stg, i barfed repeatedly… wen i saw the pic/ caption; wen i read the process of making the alleged chicken; wen i thot abt how many ‘formed chicken patties’ i’ve eaten made from that sh!t; wen i thot that i wud srsly consider buying vienna sausages next time i go shopping cause they’re cheap; ugh, amma go barf again… anyone wanna hold my hair for me?
PETA
? Ignore that folks, computer is possessed.
And they both still look very tasty. Yum!
I’m not sure why everyone is cringing at this. I’ve cooked with raw chicken meat before, and it has a very pink color. So it’s no wonder that when it’s mushed up it looks like pink soft serve.
I’d hate to see how you guys would react if you saw a farmer kill a chicken.
Aaaaand thats me off my lunch..
Make it go away!! Make the image go awayyyyy!!!!!
Things like that make me glad I’m a vegetarian.
Raw beef is disgusting too. But you don’t eat raw beef, do you? You cook/bake/fry/whatever the disgusting rawness away. So yeah, by the time this pink stuff is a chicken mcnugget, you won’t even taste the pinkness anymore.
I kinda like rawish beef… sear the outside and leave the inside raw and bloody… *enters happy place*
ewww…this is what is in slim jims….never eating them again…my mom calls it donkey…horsey meat but this is way worse!
Luckily enough for me I come from a fairly anti-comsumerate family so I have never spent any money at fast food places. THANK GOD !
Mech-mech-mechanical WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Oh dear God!
I am probably going vegan now..
I knew it was gross but this is just disturbing!
T_T
I hope this is’nt in popcorn chicken…thats tonights dinner..
P.S.
Why is everyone arguing?
Some of these comments are pretty funny, but still…CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!?!?!?
Um – has anyone noticed that they are putting the “chicken” into an unlined cardboard box? Surely that’s not really “mechanically separated chicken”. I’d like to think that wouldn’t pass FDA standards (laugh if you want – but we are supposed to be a plastic lined and therefore sanitary country – i know, you are laughing again). I’d like to think it was put into a sanitizable container and fed into the molding machine. Not put into a porous box and shipped somewhere!
It could be the first of many packaging processes.
Maybe it will be mixed with the peanut butter later
I thought they were both desserts. I was thinking “What? One’s frozen yogurt, the other’s ice cream”
But after reading it was chicken…holy crap…I’m gonna hurl hahah
We should just grow our chikkins in a vat, sans brain, spinal cord, etc. Then it can be ALL breast! Hideous genetic engineering FTW (not sarcasm, btw)
but the legs are the best part D:
YUMMY.
I love strawberry ice cream/milkshakes/whatever, but that image of mechanically separated chicken will always be there.
Good thing i never liked strawberry ice-cream in the first place :p
i like chocolate icecream…. dont wanna think wat goes with that >_<
I always called McNugs and similar substances “compressed chicken particulate”. My instincts were correct, but I had no idea how that was achieved until now. It’s worse than I thought.
DO NOT WANT!!!
the chickens just sick man thats totally f****d up
ew. i can never look at strawberry soft serve the same anymore.
…EW.
Regardless of whatevers been said before, it’s sights like these which make me glad I’m a vegetarian.
pic on right = yum. pic on left = yuk wtf thought of that?!!?!?
Ew. I could have lived happily without seeing that.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH I SAW A HAND IN THERE
Last
Not last.
I wanna eat that!!! DX XD Not really…