Nicole Ritchie Totally Looks Like a Corpse
Lionel Ritchie’s daughter, Nicole Ritchie Totally Looks Like A corpse
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: firebert7
Nicole Ritchie was just working off that tic-tac that she ate earlier.
(via ROFLrazzi.com)

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Double Ditto!
ditto ditto ditto
wus that a tatoo under those panties
it so was, (not on the corpse, obviously).
which ones the corpse O_O
too much of those miracle flat stomach rules that are always on this website. Or nothing at all
That corpse is named Sylvia and currently resides in Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe in Seattle.
Ye Olde Curiosity Shop FTW!!!!! I take all my prissy friends there when they visit me, and buy thier kids all kinds of morbid stuff, to punish thier parents for being better-looking and more successful *ahem* I meant ‘mean to me when I was a kid’.
I know the feeling! Does anyone know how old Sylvia is? She looks better than me on my best day…
And where’s the rest of her? She looks like she’s missing her legs.
I dunno how old Miss Sylvia is…(I’ve seen her many times in person.) But I THINK she died in the late 1800s or early 1900s if I remember correctly, and she has legs, the bottom of her is wrapped up in a little knit skirt. (Look closely and you can see the pattern.)
I was guessing late ‘teens or early twenties because of her hairstyle but I suppose it could have been cut after she died. And I see the skirt, now that you mention it. Anyway, that must be one heck of an interesting store…too bad I’m on the other side of the country.
Oh, I thought you meant how old her body was, not how old SHE was when she died…oops…o_o;
And yeah, that is a FREAKING AWESOME store! They also have real shrunken heads and other mummies in there too, plus other random oddities such as ancient chinese swords, native-American artifacts, and some of those old quarter-run fortune-teller machines. If you ever visit Seattle, do go here! It’s on Pier 54 Right on the Water.
I was a little vague…it happens to the best of us! I DID mean how old her body was; I was trying to guess when she died based on her hairstyle. I do wonder though–does the store catch a lot of flak from displaying a corpse? I know some religions get peeved about it.
The only reviews I have EVER read of the place in ANY newspaper have been nothing but praise. It’s a family run store, (the same family, I think, since it opened over a hundred years ago…), and while they do have some very surprising things in there, they are known for being very careful to aquire all their artifacts legally. They, for instance, have real shrunken heads and a genuine tiger pelt in there. Both of which were aquired in the early 1900’s when purchasing such items were legal. They haven’t added any recent artifacts of the like. Any recent additions were less controversial things. (Though this store’s walls are so totally plastered with weird stuff that I honestly don’t think they’d EVER need to buy any more artifacts AGAIN O_O Not to mention that they ARE getting full, and this store is slowly expanding to the shop next door that the family purchased as well to keep all their stuff.) Also, they are happy to occasionally lend some of their stuff for scientific study. They have another mummy in there named Gloria, who had an entire documentary devoted to her on the discovery channel. (They aren’t quite sure of she is a child mummy or just a very, very small adult….I believe she is an ancient South American Mummy.) So yeah, I think the store stays out of criticism by just simply being very honest about their stuff and very willing to share it with the public and with science. They also do advertise the store as a Museum as well as a shop, and many, many museums have dead bodies of the like. (Sylvia is never, ever, ever for sale of course
) I’d think though, that her “boyfriend”, Sylvester, (the male mummy on display right next to her), would be waaay more controversial than her since he was a murder victim. He was found out in the desert in the American South I think, (He’s NOT a Native American mummy, he looks a little cowboy-ish), and he has a very visible bullet hole in his side. He was never identified, and his body was finally just sold as an oddity.
I see them on myspace too, what’s up with that?
Is that suppose to be funny, or a warning against anorexia?
*supposed
Both.
Well then fail in both case. The joke is hackneyed. Still better than the one with Heath Ledger I saw on the voting page though.
You might get something out of Åžantideva’s Chapter 8 from the BodhiÄ‹aryavatara. I saw a parallel.
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
The one on the right looks more alive and healthier….
Thats the corpse ain’t it?…..
yerright. all nicole whatsherface has got to her is skin.
That is skin isn’t it?
I dont see how anybody can think being that skinny is sexy at all
because that’s what we’re taught
Well. Who cares about such people if they aren’t able to question the stuff they’re “taught”…?
Bah.
Well, let me put it another way. I am the same size and shape, or at least close, to Marylin Munroe (so I’ve been told). Now, everyone knows what men think of her. Yet, I’m not datable. Oh I’ve dated occasionally but because I’m not like Nicole, I am generally considered unlovable. When I was married, my ex put on 150 lbs. Did I love him less? Nope. As soon as I started putting on a bit of weight (yes, a bit, I did not gain anything like he did, no where’s near) after a car accident, well, guess what? When my health was a bit better, which took years, I finally left him. Now he’s free to run after the Nicoles and I don’t have to listen to his put-downs. Thing is, he can lose his weight. I’ll always have a bit extra because I will always be sick. Men in my city don’t care why,though. They dont’ care my joints are ruined or that I used to play sports and that I do exercise as I can and eat right. So after years of trying, I give up and don’t really believe in love anymore. I know I’m attractive. I know I’m smart and that I’m a good person. I know I was a good wife. None of that seems to matter, though, because, the media inundates people with their version of what’s right and few people think for themselves. It’s not too often men actually look at a woman and see her. They usually see her size first. I know that’s wrong to do and those people can basically kiss my ass. Who cares about them? I don’t but damn, those judgments abound and they can hurt and life sure does get lonely sometimes.
Wow. I’m so sorry! *hugs*
What city do you live in?!
You don’t want to be with the kind of jerk who only loves you for your dress size, anyway. That kind of person will just hurt you in the long run.
Don’t give up on love, though. It may take you a while, but if you don’t go with the jerks who look at just your body, you’ll find somebody you click with eventually.
oh, honey, read my post below. I don’t need to lose 15+ to be happy. I can keep up with the guys, I’m funny *not just funny-looking lol*, I hike, camp, fish, cook, bake, and even though I’m already married *misery loves company*, many guys have told me that they’d rather hang out with wierd-looking me than thier hot, dumb, waif girlfriends that are skinny and gorgeous and don’t want to do anything that takes exertion. I know I’m no supermodel. I have scars, I rarely wear makeup to work *I’m a welder in a stinky shipyard* and I don’t have to toss my hair and bat my eyelashes and shake it to make guys notice that I’m fun and a good friend. Those skinny superficial things may be hot to play with, but believe it or not, i’m ‘one of the guys’, and I’ve heard them gripe about how boring or shallow and whiny thier pretty girls are. I’ll take my ugly and my personality over ‘duh, I’m hot and I’ll act easy to get stuff’ any day.
Maybe its not your size that turns men off. Maybe its your “kiss my ass” attitude.
AGREED
She’s telling the men who see her size and not her true self to kiss her ass. That’s the point.
Yes. Exactly
I think that reciting the same old “men don’t see the real me, they only want stick-thin women” stuff is probably at least as big a turn-off as your weight.
The fact of the matter is that men are not interested in stick-thin women. Most men would be very happy with an attractive woman with Marilyn Monroe’s measurements, and the fact of the matter is that such a woman would be an outright magnet for men unless there was something else wrong with her. Contrary to what the talk shows and women’s magazines might tell you, the world is not full of attractive Marilyn-sized women who go dateless because they’re overweight. Absolutely not – that’s utter nonsense.
Your story is omitting some crucial fact.
If your husband gained 150 pounds during your relationship, there’s some other serious problem going on. Blaming men or the media for your problems is simply not productive, nor is it convincing.
Oh, and this line seems to reveal the real problem pretty clearly:
“Oh I’ve dated occasionally but because I’m not like Nicole, I am generally considered unlovable.”
Because you’re “not like Nicole”? Um, what in the world would ever make you think that? Do you see an outpouring of love for Nicole here? Do you see admiration for her physical form on the page you’re looking at right now? Do you see any in real life?
Again, you’re blaming others for your own problem. Your life will not improve as long as you continue to do that. Is this how you want the rest of your life to be? I suggest that you give it some serious thought before you throw that life away for a silly media-fueled fantasy you seem to be stuck in.
Honey, I haven’t even seen you and I’m still sure that I’d find you more attractive than Nicole or anyone else who looks like a concentration camp survivor.
Men are scum. i am one
Ohhhh….don’t be so hard on yourself…..not all guys are bad
Take it from this guy, those ultra skinny girls are not that attractive. After our fourth child, my wife had trouble loosing the weight. She was a size 16 and looked great. Well she decided to start jogging when her little sis got engaged.(To fit into a bridesmaid’s dress) I admit that being in shape is sexy, but I miss some of the curves! I think that as long as you are healthy you will exude an inner beauty that, to the people that matter, will overshine and imperfections that may exist on the outside! I hope that didn’t sound too gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… Be healthy:)
If you’re the same shape as Marilyn then you’ve got the right curves in the right places. Why in the purple heck men don’t go for that I’ll never know. And guys…you know what we women don’t go for? A huge beer belly that hangs LIKE AN APRON down to your knees. Fluffy, the fact that you put on a little weight and your husband put on the equivalent of ANOTHER PERSON just illustrates one of the crappiest double standards around. I’m glad you’re not dealing with that anymore, but I hope someone better happens along!
I can see why some women become lesbians.
Because it’s easier than admitting that men DO go for women who are shaped like Marilyn Monroe?
That “men only like skinny women” excuse has gotten very old. If you honestly believe that the reason men don’t like you is that you look too much like Marilyn Monroe, you have a delusion that will drive away all but the most deranged men, and frankly, you deserve what you’re left with.
Great comment. Because it illustrates how women are also attracted to the
“hot”, buffed out, model like guys. Why doesn’t anyone talk about that? THIS
is what I call a double standard. Oh, and girls, news flash: NOBODY likes a
woman, who looks like this nicole whatsherface, if you think, you don’t get any
because you DON’T look like her, you’re totally kidding yourself.
Men do go for that, it’s actually genetic. Men don’t go for obese women who don’t have curves (hips and bust) and men don’t go for women who are tiny and have no curves. It’s actually genetic that men are more attracted to women who have good ratio in their measurements (bust, waist, hips), as it means they are healthy and are potentially better mates/mothers.
What men also don’t go for are the “I’m too fat! I’m too thin! I don’t look like _____!” that women do, nor the “kiss my ass” attitude towards them if they aren’t interested.
At least you don’t look like a glamourized herion addict. Sorry, that’s what Nicole is. My photo is on my web link above. I’m not a small child either so I know what you mean.
Be secure in yourself. I’ve been better without my jerk. The day will some day come when the time is right that he will get his (probably sick from those corpses he dates).
That kindof skinny makes me think they are druggies or anorexic. We are making the wrong things standards of beauty in this country.
fatty. heh j/k.
Hi Fluffy! Isn’t it sad how women are judged by only outside beauty? I know what it’s like to have a hot bod, get into an accident and not be able to keep it up. I am still really thin and I look like I work out, but I can totally relate to what you’re saying. I don’t want a man to want me because I am thin or pretty; I want a real connection. It’s so funny how certain men want their women to be perfect, but they are so far from perfect. You will meet your man. He will come when you least expect it. There are men out there that will love you just the way you are. It’s a chemistry thing. Anyone that falls in love with only just outer beauty will always be disappointed, because there has to be a deeper bond. Okay, I’m rambling.
Yah… this one is actually a really good one. Some people stretch a long way to try to be funny but this one doesn’t need to try.
There are many people in my family who are naturally this skinny (no worries, they finally look ‘normal’ when they hit 40 and their metabolism makes them look good!)…
Actually, that corpse is from the Ye Ol’ Curiosity shop in Seattle. Her name is Sylvia. There is a male one named Sylvester, also. Just thought you all should know…
Fun facts kick ass.
You just made this lol interesting. Thanks.
Oh good! I recognized Sylvia and came into the comments to see if anyone had identified her already! And you did! You get a high five.
We need to tell people like that, skinny may be attractive, but ribs are not.
I agree completely! Anyone that skinny needs help! Eat a sandwich:)
Anorexia’s real… you can make an anorexic eat, and you can get them up to normal weight, but that won’t solve the problem. They also need to figure out a solution to whatever problem caused them to need the anorexia as a coping strategy. People don’t do things for no reason, and starving yourself is no exception. You have to find out what function it serves, and once you find another way to fulfill that, then you can beat the anorexia.
I don’t like people making fun of anorexics. It’s a miserable life, and it doesn’t help anything that people think skinny equals healthy equals beautiful and almost envy people who get anorexia.
Some people eat to feel better. Some people starve themselves. Fundamentally, there’s not much difference between an anorexic and a binge-eater.
Fundamentally, there’s not much difference between an anorexic and a binge-eater.
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Very true. Depression is often tied with eating disorders, whether it’s compulsive overeating, anorexia, bulimia, or bulimarexia. People don’t realise how much effort it takes to be anorexic–it’s not something someone does as a lark
I wasn’t making fun of anorexia. I was saying that if an anorexic thinks they
are not skinny enough and people can see their ribs, they are too skinny.
They need to be convinced that they would look better with a little meat on
their bones.
Isn’t it weird how Jessica Simpson being a little bit heavier gets more news time than this bitch looking like a walking corpse?
THANK YOU! Preach on!
um, actually this walking corpse got a TON of media attention–when it was going on! This is an old pic.
As i have said before Yuri is proberly ever very skinny or very fat herself and is very negative about body types.
and i lol too.
and she can STFU cuz I’m 5′1″ and 131 lbs, not fat, but I have muscle tone, from, you know, physical labor and such. I know alot of skinny bitches that are NOT in shape. when they sit down, they have flab hanging over the top of thier pants, and they can’t run a mile if they had to. Yeah…you’re a size 2, your legs look great, etc, but don’t come to work with me, cuz you’re useless lol.
shorty.
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No seriously. Being fit is more important then being thin. thin comes with being fit and using up the energy you eat. fat comes with being unfit and not doing anything with your food. I know from personal experience. i have the stretch marks to show
oh, I have mine from my daughter, i hate them with a small and mighty passion. Gained 29 lbs in two months, and that was it. no more, just all that at once. My body never had a chance *waaaaa*
She can STFU. I’m 5′1″ and 130 lbs. my doctor said I’m ‘overweight’ by 15 lbs. Funny, I have nothing saggy on me, and I don’t look ike a condom filled with cottage cheese. It’s muscle tone! I may be a size 6-8, but I know many skinny girls who couldn’t run a mile or keep up with my shipyard job if thier life depended on it. Skinny does NOT=in shape! Many skinny girls have flab hanging over thier pants when they sit down because they have no muscle behind it. Yeah, you may be a size 2, your legs look great, etc. but don’t come to work with me because you’re useless in the integrity and muscle department lol
and I so did not mean to post that twice, sorry!
Amen sister!
Amen and BooMen who think girls only are good skinny!
PS did you ever notice how the uglier the girl the better
the personality but uglier the guy the higher level they are
in The World of Warcraft
lol
The way you talk, it sounds like you think ALL skinny girls are just bimbo lazy bulimic whores. I have a problem with that. Maybe I’m just misunderstanding – or maybe you just need to word things better, I dunno. But I am 5′5″ and I weigh 106 pounds on a heavy day. I jog, hike, swim, and bike all summer, and work out at the gym and do yoga all winter. I am an independent woman and I have my own home and two cars, all of which I worked hard to get for myself. Think before you talk – the way you worded things makes you sound just as bad as the person downing fat people because they’re fat.
I’m 6′0″ and weigh 174 lbs and though I’d like to be a little more in shape before bikini time, I know I’ll never be as skinny as some people are built. But that’s ok – it’s the way the women in my family are built. We have curves, and I’m proud of them! I agree with both of you I guess, though there *are* a lot of skinny girls who, let’s face it, are just plain b*tches
I’m just glad I don’t have to bother with looking up the calories of everything I eat!
Oh, BTW: At the risk of this comment being completely irrelevant to the thread: if you’re an independant woman (good for you! yay to independant women!), why do you need TWO cars?
One for the night races and one for driving around. I really don’t want people recognizing my car when my daughter’s in it, you know?
Erm… they’re talking about those who starve themselves to make themselves slimmer, not those who work out to be fit and become trim in the process.
Umm, I’m an independant woman with two cars as well, both turboed Volvo wagons. I own a performance shop for street racing cars, I’m a welder at a nuclear shipyard here in Washington state, I own my own home and live debt-free. Not many women can say that at 23. And no, my parents didn’t help me, I’m not the favorite. I’m married but I had this before he came around *okay he helped with the performance shop* lol. I know full well that not all skinny women are whores and bitches and gold-diggers. I have several female friends with bodies I’d kill for. *no, really, they better watch where they sleep lol* However, it makes me sick to know how hard I have worked to be where we are, and for me to have the things i need, and then to watch my guy friends bring over some giggly easy thing that uses her looks for money. And every. single. one. has been stick-skinny.
STFU FATTY
rofl
*cries in corner, goes to therapy*
I just love how no one seems to care how tiny people like Nicole Ritchie, Tara Reed, ect. are. But if someone looks like they ate an actual meal, they either call them fat or pregnant.
Oh, I know. If they don’t eat, they’re too skinny. If they do eat, they’re fat. It sends a horrible message.
Er, Nicole Ritchie just got compared to a corpse, and most people here seem to think it’s a pretty apt comparison.
Just because the media tell you something doesn’t mean you have to believe it, especially when the contrary evidence is right there in front of you.
Hells yes! Seattle’s curiosity shop. Way to represent poster!
*eyes image* Carbs are your friend. Say it with me now. Carbs, are, friends…
Eat a cookie!
Bring me Nicole and a cookie!
Insult to the corpse.
Personally I prefer a woman with some meat onher bones. My current squeeze is a tall woman of 5′ 11′ inn height (180 cm) and weighs a delightful 160 lbs.(around 72.5 Kg) this is a bit over her best weight, but to me she is perfect.
Yay for men who prefer real women!
Where did this idea come from that slim women aren’t real? (Not Nicole in this pic, but someone who comes by it honestly.)
I have nothing against curves, believe me! But I have to roll my eyes at the whole “real woman” paradigm that’s popped up recently. Yes, you’re real if you’ve got curves…but I hate to tell you that the other women are real, too.
I think that saying is more targeted at the hollywood/model types (and the people that copy them) who get so damn skinny, they’re basically fakes instead of being themselves.
I happen to be lucky enough to live in an area where guys like women with meat on their bones. They like the big T’s and A’s and it doesn’t matter if you have something in the middle or not! I’m 5′4″ a size 18. Yes, I’d like to lose some weight, for health reasons. But to be honest, I’m perfectly happy.
Yeah, I like good-looking girls’ bodies, but the ones with bones on them!!!! LOL!!
Darn–I’m s**t outta luck everywhere. I have plenty of A, but no T, and where I live scrawny is the fashion. Too say I’m not scrawny is an understatement. Well, what the heck. It could always be worse–I could have two heads or something.
Bring that ‘plenty of A’ my way. hehe
And not to be a downer, because this one’s a good one, but I don’t think she’s quite this thin anymore. This pic’s from about two years ago. But yeah, scary.
Honey? Where are you living?! I might just have to move! Haha. And you’re right, Nicole looks better now that she’s kicked whatever was making her so thin.
Big or little, just find what size works for you. We’re all not built the same and some handle weight (or the lack thereof) better than others. Just be happy with yourself! Variety is the spice of life.
Has Nicole put on weight? Because, seriously, girl may want to check into Weight Watchers. She needs to put down the cheeseburger and back away.
That corpse looks FAT compared to her. Scary.
Take a look at the paintings of Rubens, or Titian. THOSE are real women.
Yeah… ew. I used to battle with bulemia and I never looked that bad. At my lowest (in 7th grade, so around 13 years old) I was 90 lbs and 5′1. Now I’m 23, still 5′1, and 125.. a size 4, and I am finally happy with how I look.
At least the corps understand modesty
id do em both
But would you do the corpse if it was Marilyn Monroe’s?
Ritchie & Winehouse, strangers in the strange land of no control.
Heheh, I’m 17, 5′6 (172 cm), 56 kg (123 lbs) and loving it. XD
I dunno, here in S’pore you don’t really get that many cases of anorexia or bulimia or both. Usually it’s over eating (like me) cos FOOD IS JUST SO GOOD!
Honey… if you’re 172 cm and weighing 56, you’re not overeating. Really.
I admit I overeat. No one realises until they see me clear the sashimi tray in a buffet and I absolutely love meat. I think I once finished off a yakiniku tray in a buffet on my own when my family went to Bangkok. XD
But well, I’ve got the advantage of a teenager’s metabolism : P
Like meat, huh?¿ Mua ha ha I had to.
Lol. Yes, I like meat. Not just for eating. XD
There was an interview in a Singaporean magazine I read once (yes, I’m Singaporean and not quite proud of it). When asked to comment on those who call her fat, a lady replied “So what if I’m fat? There’s more of me to grab!” So yeah, I don’t bother about my weight too much, I just eat (sometimes more than) enough food for me to have meat on my own bones.
y does that corpse still hav skin hair and shorts
Someone should find a way to send her (Nichole) this look alike, maybe it’ll make her eat something for once when she sees how similar they do actually look
Did anyone mention that …
Aw screw it.
That corpse is too fat to look like Nicole.
no i don’t think they look anything like each other, for a start the corpse is way not thin enough
hahahaha I totally grew up seeing that corpse in Seattle, her name is Sylvia. haha toooo funny though. good comparison! =]
Wow
Nicole Ritchie is soo gross. She needs to gain, like, eighty pounds and maybe the wind would not blow her away. She probably thinks she’s fat. Has she gotten thinner since she left Paris?I think she misses her. Poor, uh, is it insulting to skeletons to call her a skeleton?
lol
Hollywood is filled with blind morons.
As a matter of fact, they probably think this is extremely sexy.
At least Jessica Simpson is at a healthy shape.
I can almost see THROUGH Nicole Richie.
Some dumbasses don’t even know the MEANING of fat.
Okay, I will stick up for her in this one. Quite frankly, I am not a Nichole Richie fan, but I will say that I am that skinny myself and I have gootten made fun of all through high school because of it. It’s really not our fault. Ever heard of a fast/high motabolism? Well thats what it is. We can eat all wew want and never gain weight (believe me Ive tried) She will stay that way all her life. And no she is not annorexic or belimic. I know it looks it, but its not so please LEAVE HER ALONE ABOUT HER WEIGHT!
I cant help but notice a difference between myself who has a high metabolism and her who probably does have a high metabolism. And i believe that the main difference is that I actually eat when i get hungry. And i mean whenever i get hungry. some days that means like 5 or 6 meals. And yet i still am considered underweight for my height just not as severely as Ritchie is. Anyone who is that skinny does need to eat more. if you can count ribs that’s not healthy. I have been that thin in my life and knew it wasn’t good.
Uh… this is an ancient picture of Nicole Ritchie.
She is now married, has one kid, another on the way, and she’s been a perfectly normal weight the entire time.
Now, I’m not saying this to belittle anorexia or bulimia, but – some people are actually just that skinny naturally, especially at her age. I’m that skinny, and I’ve had BMI calculators tell me I’m “anorexic”. Do you have any idea how insulting that is?
Eating disorders are a mental issue, not a physical one.
If the camera adds ten pounds, she must not really exist
This is like my favorite look-alike EVER!!!!!
ahah this is hilarious!!! definitely one of my top faves!
She looks like she’s ranting at someone…
i can see her ribs through her boobs!! JEESUS
ROLF, this is the best so far XD
Stop hating. Skinny chicks are THE BEST.
this is way past skinny. its now DISGUSTING.
This one is just so very wrong…
wow, i mean im all for working off a few lbs to be perfect, but this is insane. i think shes been under eating at least since she was around ten cuz her boobs look like they havent grown since she got them in. how did her baby not die while she was pregnant?
GOOD LORD MAN WHERE IN THE HECK DID YOU OBTAIN THAT PICTURE?! I FEEL SORRY FOR THE CORPSE TO BE COMPARED TO A… crap.
Thats actualy not funny..at all thats mean
no way man, that corpse looks hot next to nicole richie
I totally knew I recognized that corpse.
Ye Olde Curiosity Shop ftw.