Maria Shriver Totally Looks Like Aughara from The Dark Crystal

Maria Shriver Totally Looks Like Aughara from Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal
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That’s just scary….
I dunno, it was scarier when it was Bridget Bardot and Aughara a couple of weeks ago…
If that pic of Maria is untouched, that is REALLY scary!
Maria: “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side!”
Aughara: “Damn! I gotta hit the salon before I get that bad!”
On the one hand, kudos to Maria for not going the hollywood-plastic-younger-me route, but it’s okay to let Oil of Olay help out with the ‘gracefully’ part of aging gracefully.
Either they age without surgery and we make fun of them, or they get surgery and we make fun of them. They are boned either way really.
You gotta take into account that that’s a… well, ridiculous face she’s making. I’m 25, and I couldn’t pull that scowl off. She looks like she’s sitting downwind of a diaper pail.
I laud Maria for going her own way. Karen Allen is another beautiful woman who has not had surgery to look fabulous in her middle age.
I wonder if this is the face she makes during intercourse with Arnold. I wonder if they do it “hate-style” and yell at each other, “Give it to me you Republican, harder!”
ahh. life’s scary but not as scary as this.
they make products to help with this.
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Apparently everything looks like something from The Dark Crystal. Anybody else think this movie is way too obscure to warrant the number of references it receives on this site?
if this many people are referencing it, I would say ‘No’
Oh, I loved that movie, but it was a long time ago. I guess many others loved it, too, or there were just a lot of strange looking characters (which is also a true statement).
There is a sequel coming out… hence the renewed interest.
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Is she half predator?
Actually, if you dig around, there was another look-alike of that.
*twitching*
I think I got to much of a glance at that so called “Woman”….. Ughh….
Sadly though, they don’t look much alike
I uhm..
Think I had A nightmare about ‘it’
Is it Godzilla’s mother?
No, I think it’s yours….either that or Pat’s….
Damn
That’s harsh
And Highly accurate.
You should see her mother. Seriously, this woman is MUCH better looking.
That’s not Maria, it’s Ted in a wig!
Presumably that’s what being married to the Governator does to a gal?
Who? And again, who?
I see the (creepy) similarity, but it’d help if I actually KNEW either of them.
One of them is The Governator’s wife, we’ll let you guess which one…otherwise, we can sic Let Me Google That For You on ya
Aughara looks more like Della Reese to me.
Not to nitpick, but it’s Aughra, not Aughara…
Wow, that’s an insult if ever I saw one….lol
Poor Arnie, he’s gotta wake up next to THAT!
look like gelfling
*sniffs* smell like gelfling
maybe ya are gelfling!
LMAO! Wow, they could be siblings…
HA HA HA
LOL