This Guy Totally Looks Like Goomba
This Guy Totally Looks Like Goomba from the Super Mario Brothers film
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Eeeeeewwwww……
WHAT IS IT!!!?
Car-grease or selftan overdose???
Goomba?.. Umpaloompa? Ug now the songs stuck in my head
Wow, a post where neither the first or second poster mentioned the five letter “F” word
farts?
Fists?
f**ks?
Fruit?
Floor?
freak? (I’m just sayin’ …)
Freedie Mercury?
1st? no waits that 3 letters.
Fritz
yeah actually that’s 2 letters and a number..
You owned the dude, \m/
furry?
the guy on the left was on failblog about a week ago.
Ewh, I just threw up in my mouth, just a little bit…
I think that’s a Koopa, not a Goomba.
No, Koopa was played by Dennis Hopper.
funny, just last week i was thinking “Why don’t I see Dennis Hopper anymore?” Then that movie came on the TV.
LOL
The magic, it is the magic!
To be overly technical, a koopa is the dinosaur (usually turtle-like) minion of the king koopa named Bowser. That’s what they should have called his character.
In fact, I’d like to see an updated, more inspired version of the live action movie some day. One where Mario gets the girl, as he’s supposed to, and not some random mafia chick.
Geek.
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
ur totally right hes a geek
Actually, to be a proper know-it-all asshole, not to mention rehashing a dead thread:
Bowser is only known as such in the English-speaking world. Japan has always known him as Koopa. Perhaps his English name should have been used in the movie, but, if you are going to nitpick that, you might as well get into how just about everything about his character in the film is incorrect. Why is he human-like? What made them think he would be a mysophobe? Why did they have him say he had evolved from the Tyrannosaurus Rex when, in the games, he has never been anything but turtle-like? (Although if you want to argue somewhat dragon-like, I will admit that you have a point there, as well. He is, however, most decidedly and not even remotely a dinosaur.)
The movie, on the whole, has many artistic approaches taken (e.g., Koopa is human-like, Goombas are enormous and hugely strong instead of wimpy brown mushrooms – not to mention the ones with dinosaur/lizard heads) with which fans of the video game series did not and have not ever agreed (generally; there are those who appreciate it regardless). You yourself have shown this by stating you weren’t happy with the ending. Personally, I was glad to see Luigi getting the action for once, but it was sort of strange that Mario played such a background part, too. I was mostly displeased with Toad’s haircut and the idea of devolving into goombas that didn’t look a damn thing like mushrooms. However, this will happen with most every movie made based on something that already exists as its own series in another medium. But I digress entirely.
Basically, if you are going to be a nerd, at least have your facts straight.
Incidentally, Koopa Troopas have always been turtle-like. I wonder what made you think they were dinosaurs. There have been a number of dinosaur-like creatures (the first to come to mind are the Reznor from Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo and, of course, Yoshi), but neither Bowser nor his Koopa Troopas fits the description.
Kudos.
okay no offense but get a life if u spend all day figuring out stuff no1 cares
about!
“No offense but get a life”
How can one not take offense to that?
No offense, but no1 isn’t a word.
OMG…a lot of blah, blah, blaaaaah here, lmao!
tl;dr? lol
whatever it is it’s from the worst possible movie based off of a game >:-(
What a horrible movie. Even as a 13-year old videogame addict with no taste in film beyond fart jokes, I could see that this movie was horrible.
But Daisy was hoooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I totally agree with you there. I saw it when i was about 14 and sat there rolling my eyes through about 90% of the movie.
I have to scrub my eyes now
Any idea who “this guy” actually is? Besides a maniacal laughter, axe murdering kind of guy.
I don’t remember which one, but I believe he is a bodybuilder. His skin looks all weird because they use super dark oil on their skin when they go on stage to compete because it shows the muscle definition better.
Yeah, but on his face?
And what’s WRONG with his face? Has he had too much plastic surgery or sumthin’?
I think it’s Jay Cutler? He was 2x Mr. Olympia and got 2nd this year
You very well could be right, I’m just used to seeing him with longer hair. I used to date a guy into bodybuilding and paid attention to it a little bit then, but the only ones I really recognize offhand anymore are Lee Priest and Victor Martinez. Oh, and that idiot Greg Valentino…the Synthol biceps guy. Pleh.
I think it’s swedish retired bodybuilder Ove Rytter.
GOOMBA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTH is wrong with that guy’s face? OMFG!
[i]That[/i] guy looks discusting.
[i] Things= supposed-to-be italics.
You need to use triangular brackets, the less-then and greater-then symbols.
Like this?
There you go.
can’t sleep, that guy will eat me…
can’t sleep, that guy will eat me…
can’t sleep, that guy will eat me…
*rocking back in forth, curled around the brain bleach*
That is funny
If that’s not some type of disease or skin condition, That Guy needs a bath.
It’s posing oil that bodybuilders use during competitions, photoshoots, etc.
Anyone else but me think this guy totally looks like The Thing from Fantastic Four?
He reminds me of a real-life Barney Rubble.
TOTALLY.
what the *insert expletive of choice* is wrong with his FACE??? IS THAT EVEN HIS FACE? WHAT THE ZIPPIDITY DOO DAH IS THAT?
crap, and I thought I was traumatized by the John Travolta pic on the lolcelebs page
Wow, way to steal directly from HCWDB
huh?
Hardcore World Database?
Hell Comes When Dog Bites?
How Can We Die Bashfully?
the original pic of the guy is from the site collegehumor.com, and i’m the ORIGINAL person who MADE the Body Builder vs. Goomba.
I deserve the cred, ok, thaaanks!
he is SO creepy
SNAP! He has leaky bowel syndrome. Gross!!!! You guys DO know what that is, right? UGH. Your crap leaks into your body and comes out your pores.
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I never plan on seeing that movie; they never should have made it in the first place.
u seriously have no idea how hard i laughed at this
You can find this guy at your local zoo, sitting in the corner of the gorilla cage, confused and wondering why everyone around him is smarter and better looking than him!
I was about to lay some self-righteous smackdown on y’all for poking fun at a burn victim. But vaquero was kind enough to post the name of my assumed “burn victim,” so I did a little online research. No burns there, except maybe sunburns from working out too long on Venice Beach. Pair that with being coated in that bodybuilder goop and someone snapping a piss-poor pic of this guy mid-grin, and you get a Perfect Storm photo-wise.
This guy has the “I just swallowed a hand-grenade, and I’m waiting for it to explode but I don’t want to appear alarmed” smile, doesn’t he?
Or the “I JUST took a dump — right in my pants . . .PLEASE tell me you don’t smell anything” smile
Or the “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my God – I just felt my balls suck right up into my pelvis – I GOTTA stop it with these steroids” smile
Or the “HI HONEY, you’re home EARLY! PLEASE don’t walk into the bedroom, there is definately NOT another woman in our bed” smile
LOL!!!
He is a body builder for sure…but def not jay cutler!
creepy
Looks like old Swedish Bodybuilder Ove Rytter, google it!
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT MONSTROSITY!!!! (( the one on the left..))
That “Goomba” is from a movie because I remember watching it. Does anyone know what the name of that movie is?
please refer to the copious amounts of Super Mario nerding above.
or, you know, the caption immediately beneath the set of pictures.
Scariest guy of life!
Lmao, awesome one
…ah, the dangers of making your photos public
imagine if the guy stumbled upon this page.
who wouldn’t want to wake up to that in the morning
goomba would be offended by this.
That movie sucked so much, it was good. The characters weren’t right, the premise wasn’t right, (since when were goombas like 6′4?) but hey, Anthony Hopkins and Johnny Leguizamo.
Haaaaa!!!!
I don’t care what horrible movie they were in – goombas do NOT look like that. lol
>___________> LOL! “This Guy” :’D