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I want to see Ron sprinting on a treadmill with no clothes on. That would seem a little floppy to me! He is an animal, worse than the elephant man. Ron is a beast from the deep, a dump truck with feet. Look at those hairy sunless shoulders, and that dirty trucker beard. How did anyone have sex with that thing? His weiner must be like a scared turtle half the time. How does this beast wipe the old beer dump factory??? Picture the dinner table at his home, like pouring slop into a bucket and watching these FILTH mow mow, with slop dripping from their nostrles! How much cheese is under those three sets of boobs he has? Can you imagine the smell of the bike seat he sits on for an hour? This man is truly a sexy beast! I hope one day he will be able to grab his own smackpie~!
Absolutely ridiculous! Those people are swallowing their pride and achieving amazing results. It’s a shame there are people like you with such an immature mindset. Seriously you need to grow up.
ohhh Jennifer, poor sad Jennifer! I will bet you a million dollars you are a PORKER! A big stinky porker with a sweaty bum. Your poor bleeding heart goes out to this man, RON. This nothing, who has caused his whole family pain and anguish. It’s hilarious, he thinks he can wipe away 18 years of child abuse by walking for 13 hours. hahahah He is pathetic and so is anyone who thinks of him as a good dad. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT ACHIEVING RESULTS BECAUSE THEY WANT A HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE, they are doing it simply for the MONEY, and that’s it! They have a tv and internet, and all the tools to lose weight at home. THEY JUST WANT MONEY, and that’s the truth. They put themselves in this position. They all know that they are going to have to take their shirts off(if they are guys), and show their big bellies(women). They are there just for the cash, wouldn’t you rather work out in the privacy of your own home. Instead of in front of the nation, sweating like a beast and farting on tv. Of course you would rather work out at home, because your fat ass would be too embarassed to have the nation watch you blow your cheese on exercise equipment. But for these porkers not so, they are shameless cowards and are just in it for the money. Ron – pathetic looking shows that disgusting belly for everyone to see, just to get 250,000.00 . This man has no pride, or respect for people’s retna’s. It just goes to show what people will sacrifice in this country for money. I WILL GUARANTEE THAT MIKE AND HIS FATHER WILL GAIN ALL THE WEIGHT THEY LOST BACK, IN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR. Now where is the pride in that! Mike’s skin looks like a half filled water bed, right now. How is he supposed to get laid like that, the broad would rather he be fat than flopping around with all this loose skin. He will start gaining right after the final weigh in. In a year’s time he will be up from 181 to 309 lbs. In two years Mike will weigh 409 lbs. and he will be blowing his professors in college for good grades. You see he will be skipping class to eat at three fast food places on the way home . lol But seriously Ron’s boys will start losing weight but they will fall because they will see their dad gaining weight again then the mother will get into it(the chub gain), then pretty soon they will be a bunch of couch crushers again all thanks to that good for nothing stinky boobed pig of a father RON. RON you are garbage! and don’t forget to wash under all of your boobies!
U know what Greg?
i would bet everything i have that u are just as fat or way fatter than Ron. u are probably almost as fat as the half ton dad!! u need to suck up your ugly mouth and get a little respect for other people, no matter what they look like. u dis other people to make yourself feel better about your lard bellied self. even if i was fat. i wouldn’t dis other fat people just to make myself feel better. you suck ass and you need to just go to hell.
hey Deh, or should I say DUH, COURAGE OF RON hahhahahahah. In what universe does courage come in abusing your children for 18 YEARS???
Maybe in the back woods where you come from, huh heck hee haw. But in the real world people should not be rewarded for being a scumbag coward wimp. By the way I have a great relationship with my parents and I have three beautiful healthy happy children. Unlike your stinky family, have fun painting your TRAILER this summer hahaha have another beer brown stain in the bowl. You do not have the intellect to insult me, your brain is too interupted with malted hops and bong resin. So take another picture of Ron’s boobs and masturbate till yer cows come home, thinking of all those bouncy boobies. Lol , loser have fun in the trailer park.
tl;dr
Okay, I disagree with Greg’s douchy way of stating it, but it is highly likely that these people are at least partially in this for the money, which makes the contestants bad people at heart in my opinion… That’s not to say that they got fat just to get on the show, but still… If they really just wanted to lose the weight, they could do it at their homes…
Oh shut up. You’re nothing but a pitiful drain on society. When people can learn to put aside their differences, and see eachother forMaychother without stupid pricks like you jumping into the fun, shouting, ‘NO! THIS ISN’T RIGHT’, this world would be a better place. Maybe this man would find it funny? Why do you have to fight his battles for him. Have you never laughed at yourself?
God Jennifer, what is your problem?
God u really hate tht man !!
OMYGODDDDD!!!!!….THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS IS RLLY MEAN!!!!!!!
Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama is way nicer than Ron. I think he is a back stabbing scheming monster. It really irritates me that Ron is still in the contest, and I swear to God if he wins, I will never watch that show ever again.
Picture the guy who has to clean the toilets at the Biggest Loser Ranch, oh man that poor soul! Now picture his job on the first week when all the fatties lose the most amount of weight. That’s not all water weight. I am pretty sure these chubs fuel up, knowing they are about to try and change their lives by exercising. So the first week, would be a nasty fate for any toilet bowl cleaner! We are talking Pizza, Burgers, Hot Wings, Pork Rinds, Pickled Eggs, Pork Chops, and Nasty Beer Dumps! Not to mention all the near misses around the toilet bowl, and all the sweat! That would be a fate not suitable for Hitler! That is what they should make Sex Offenders do in prison! Clean all the toilets at the Biggest Loser Ranch, the first week. Picture the stress put on the toilet bolts, it has to hold these Monsters. Ron always looks like he either has to take a dump or just took a dump! I am pretty sure he wouldn’t be the most skilled in the art of butt wiping either! So here you have a beast who has just taken a crap. Not the most skilled at wiping his own floppy butt, and all he does is sit on workout machines and pretend like he is lifting weights. When really he is just getting poo particles all over the gym! What a diabolical animal.
greg you obviously have no life, the only way you could ever think of this stuff is because you do it yourself. If Ron only pretends to workout then please explain how the poor man lost over 200 pounds by the end of the season. And I’d like you to know, Mike lost the most weight ever lost on Biggest Loser, that’s quite an accomplishment, one that you could never match. You backstab and poke fun at these people because right now, you’re sitting at your house in a chair, eating potato chips while you browse the web and you’re probably well over 300 pounds. You have no right to call any human being a “diabolical animal” and what do you care how the man wipes his ass? And Greg, how mature are you? “you are pathetic and you’re family stinks like pee.” Wow! Sounds like the maturity level of Eric Cartman or a similarly minded 8 year old asshole. Ron joined the show because he realized that his life and his son’s lives were ruined because of their obesity. He wished his son the best of luck when leaving the contest and is currently losing more weight and persuading his other son to lose weight. You are an evil person with absolutely no heart who enjoys poking fun at others to feel more secure about yourself. Rot in Hell, you scumbag.
P.S. I doubt you’ve ever been laid considering the way you treat others so don’t comment on Ron’s Sex life, he is happily married with children, more than you can say for yourself
You are a nothing fatty, I came to this site because Ron’s appearance is beyond dispicable, you LOSER. Defending Ron you have to be a piggy yourself! Unlike the LOSERS on the biggest loser I would never have to go on a show like this because I have self control. I know when to stop eating, I know how to eat right and promote healthy eating choices for my family. You see I have a wonderful family, we are healthy and happy. Your unintellegence shines through in your pathetic attempt to defend this new age Elephant Man they call Ron. Ron DOES only pretend to work out, how come they never show him doing anything but Lat pulldowns(you probably don’t know what that means as you obviously are a porker yourself and have never worked out in your life) because that’s all he does is sit his big ass on machines and whine about his good for nothing loser kid! THE REASON HE LOSES WEIGHT YOU DOLT, IS THAT HE HAS HAD GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY YOU LOSER. All he had to do from the start was eat right and go for walks and he would have lost weight, but the fat disgusting loser couldn’t even do that! What a pathetic swine, so naturally he goes on the show and he has to eat right and he would lose weight just doing that. YOU IDIOT~! Have the other contestants had gastric bypass surgery NO~! If they had they would have lost twice the amount of weight this good for nothing loaf has lost. Why don’t you research what you are saying before you type, you end up looking like an idiot. You say that, “Ron joined the show because he realized his life and his sons lives were ruined because of their obesity.” HE GOT THEM THAT WAY, DUMMY! He admitted that he was taught the RIGHT was from his parents since he was 9 years old. They kept trying everything they could to get him eating right and getting in shape. WHERE WAS THAT PARENTING FOR HIS OWN LOSER KIDS? NOWHERE~!
He didn’t even offer his own kids the parenting that he was provided, in essence causing his own brand of child abuse. EVEN THOUGH HE WAS TAUGHT HIMSELF THE RIGHT WAY. He couldn’t even give his sons that luxury, he is selfish and pathetic. OH WAIT he did go on the biggest loser though right? Where if you win , you get 250,000.00 in cash right? What motivation for this lardo! Why couldn’t he have done it without the money for incentive, HE COULDN’T, AND WOULDN’T without the money’s involvement that’s what makes him a terrible parent an even worse human being he has the tenacity of a toilet bug, the willpower of a sloth, and the determination of a poop stain. HE IS NOTHING, AND NOW THAT THERE ISN’T A MOUNTAIN OF MONEY AT THE END OF HIS RAINBOW. HE AND HIS SON MIKE WILL GAIN EVERYTHING THEY HAD LOST AND MORE BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WHAT I HAVE SAID IS TRUE, INCLUDING YOU CARE TROLL HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND WRITE BACK SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU AGAIN, YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF LIFE!!!
well i can honestly say that i’m not a “porker” so what ever you think you imbecile
You are a greasy vagina, stinky butt slob. Try not to scratch your bed sores open there stinky bed ridden slob. LOL
hahahhahahahah Anyone with a brain stem can tell that you have cankles! Listen up chubs, go and make another two headed baby with your brother/husband, and stay off the public library’s computer. LOL Make another abomination baby with your sibling, but please no biting the ambilical cord this time. And I know you live in the back woods but try to use towels to clean your freak baby off instead of licking it clean like a dog! Have fun sniffing your own crotch and inducing childbirth by drinking throughout your pregnancy!!!!! LOL
If you’re going to insult people, at least do it right….
Umbilical cord, dummy.
Wow you really have alot to offer, you really are a genius!!! a real winner! Way to take charge and be a man! It’s too bad that you have both sex organs. Maybe you could get your cripple stick hard and bang yourself silly! Make you midwest mamma proud!
That is beyond awful.
Its one thing if someone looks terrible due to drunkeness or drugs, but medical concerns like diabetes is not something to ridicule.
Uh, is he fat because he has diabetes, or does he have diabetes because he’s fat?
I have diabetes. So do my father and uncle. We’re all in quite good shape, akshully.
It doesn’t make you fat.
But the kind of diet that makes you fat can help bring on diabetes.
Diabetes wasn’t even mentioned in this look-a-like lol. Did you receive a transmission none of us could see or hear?
okay… what if they look terrible due to EXCESSIVE EATING?
Yeah, they did get one that you hadn’t seen, it’s called actually watching the show.
Yes he has diabetes, he’s also had triple bypass surgery, as well as gastric bypass. That one didn’t work, but the folds he has isn’t because of being overweight, it’s because of his surgeries–plus when you have that much weight and lose it fast (as they do on the show) then chances are you’ll have extra skin.
It’s too bad none of you realize that the way his skin folds isn’t fat rolls. I you look at it, the rolls themselves don’t actually have a ton of fat in them, his belly does (whereas they are the chest and just under it, above the belly).
Oh and to the people who are all “oh well they took their shirt off on national television…” umm you have to if you’re a dude on the show. He joined to lose weight, not to have people make fun of him before he does.
And yeah, the resemblence is there, but the dr hasn’t had surgeries like that, I’m pretty sure.
This honestly just sickens me.
I agree with you totally! Most of the time I have found the people that criticize the most are the ones with the biggest insecurities!
Hate to say this, but this picture doesn’t really say “this dude looks like this cartoon because he’s fat”. He looks like him. Period.
Chill out and try not to get offended, kk?
hey bubblies, why don’t you use some of Ron’s teet juice to dip your chips in. I think that’s why you defend him, you wish you had one of his six teets. So you could feed a hungry teenage boy someday. Well forget it lady, you are flat he has boobs, big ones. Six big boobies, all jiggly and bouncy and flopping around. Picture what kind of things live in his belly button. ewwwww That man is nothing but an animal, worse than the elephant man. He is an alien. He has raised two coward sons and his wife is nuts. Ron and Mike will gain all of their weight back and add on another hundred pounds. They are nothings in life not to be hoped for, but to be flushed down the toilet after a nice watery black beer dump is squeezed out on their heads!
wow you’re a pretty sad individual
you are pathetic, and your family stinks like pee!
That’s a pretty good burn there buddy. Your family smells like pee. Huh. But I do have to agree that he is disgusting. But, really. He looks different now so it doesn’t even matter.
A lot of people develop diabetes because they are fat not the other way around. It’s like developing lung cancer from smoking a pack a day for your whole life. I feel bad for you, but you did it to yourself. He also has had gastric bypass surgery before, which means he just hasn’t taken the opportunities given to him.
He still totally looks like him. Diabetes or not he resembles the cartoon character. Get off your soapbox and deal with it.
This is awful. And true. And hilarious.
All well said.
good comment
I agree completely… awful, true, hilarious! I’m 290# so I’m fat too and my father has diabetes but man, my girlfriend and I both thought that he looked like Dr Zoidberg all year. Should see him now, he’s under 300 and looks like a different person!
Gimme a break. The guy didn’t get fat from diabetes. The guy got fat from eating pizza at his restaurant. He admits it…you don’t need to defend him.
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HAHA, making fun of fat people is funny.
Until they sit on you
Or you find out they are only fat because of some kind of tragic medical condition beyond their control and that the endless teasing has driven them to their wits end
That’s when you laugh even harder!!
Hoh hoh, yes. Mmm, ripping good laugh.
you have absolutely no heart
YOU ARE SAD, probably a toilet seat breaker aren’t you? hahahh YOU make us all laugh our heads off keep writing back care troll, we are having a great laugh at your expense!!!
Oh, get a sense of humor, people! My husband and I are devoted Biggest Loser fans and we have been rooting for Ron from the beginning. But, the first night he took his shirt off to weigh in, my husband said “He looks like Zoidberg.” Ron seems like an awesome guy and I hope he can get surgery one day to fix all that hanging skin but no one wishes him ill simply because they’re having a little fun at his expense. Grow up!
/agree
Ask him how he feels about being laughed at.
I lost friends to suicide because of teasing in high school.
I guess I should just “grow up” and “stop caring”
I’m sorry for anyone who has lost friends like that.
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This guy is on a national television programme about being fat, so I’m inclined to think that some people saying, “the man has some rolls” isn’t going to destroy his self-worth.
Hear hear. You get your blubber out in public, people are going to laugh at it.
Yeah but regardless, it’s rude. And just because maybe we don’t/haven’t had friends who have done such things doesn’t mean we should disregard it.
Buuut, as snurfles said way up there, they mentioned the hanging skin. That’s not fat hanging in rolls off of him, it’s skin. That skin is from the 2 or 3 surgeries he’s had. So you’re not making fun of the fact that he’s fat, you’re making fun of the fact that he’s had surgeries…
This man is a disgrace to society. He should be shot like a moose that has trampled children. He is filth. And that is hanging fat you tard. That body is hanging fat not skin. He is the ultimate nothing! This man is a coward, he doesn’t deserve to live. He is going to gain everything he lost on the show back plus more, same with his good for nothing son. It is rumored around the show that Ron has pooped his pants in the workout room on numorous occasions. That is something that the networks won’t show you. That this Zoidberg imposter actually pooped his pants squeezing out reps on the lat pull down machine. Not just once, but three times. He has poured his chocolate miracle into his pants and yet he is still hailed as the amazing godfather. Yeah sure, the godfather with a load of crap in his shorts. This man is a Loofa, a lump in society that needs to be put down so does his dirty kids. We don’t want this beast reproducing now do we? I sure as hell don’t want to see those teets anytime soon. He could feed a pack of wolves with those teets. Imagine him totally naked sprinting on level 10 on the treadmill. mmm mmm mmm good , god that would be scarier than Hitler’s uprising! That man is a stain on society, and he knows it. Let’s all throw him off a bridge shall we?
how in hell can you live with yourself? you disgusting scum, you have absolutely no right to say these things about another human being! get off your high horse and realize that other people have dignity and deserve respect. How can you possibly know what drove this man to over eating. Over eating isn’t just caused by an excessive appetite, stress and trauma can contribute to “comfort eating”. He may have started to grow fat after a particularly traumatic event in his life. I have finally realized who you are and you still have no right to call this man these things. You are Gregory “Dane” Patterson from Biggest Loser 7. You were eliminated in week 8. You know all this inside info because you were there. You feel the need to get back at Ron for voting you off. You voted for him, he voted for you, 2 other people voted for you. Get over it, you sick bastard. You may feel like retribution is necessary, but it isn’t, you need to work out on your own and lose your own weight.
HA HA HA HA HA , you are more pathetic than ever. You think I am a biggest loser contestant. LOL LOL You are great we are having an amazing laugh here. I am someone who would never need this show in a million years. If you don’t believe that write back I will give you my real email address and send pics of what a human being looks like. Instead of a beast like Ron! HE IS A FILTHY ANIMAL, not fit for any decent American’s eyes! DANE Patterson, you are really uneducated aren’t you? I am guessing Mid West, right? God saves us all, believe in the church of Jesus Christ , oh lordy!!! hahhahahahhhahahhah Dumb redneck you will not be saved and your family’s gonna burn@! hee hee
you need to really educate YOURSELF before you call others uneducated. Regionality has nothing to do with level of education or intellectual superiority. I’ll have you know that I was a straight A student all the way through school and graduated from Columbia, one of the most prestigious schools in the country and i took a college level psychology course in 8th grade, more than you could ever say for yourself. Oh and the next time you feel like calling someone a redneck, think twice, i am the antithesis of a redneck and so is my family.
The fact that your vagina is oozing pus though and you won’t have your brother/husband take you to the hospital is what I was meaning about your intellectual superiority. You should have that thing checked out ya. I know your kind doesn’t bathe much, but wash that old cooch of yours and get that uneducated, bible thumping, redneck, bed sore, infected muff to the emergency room. I can smell your armpits across the state. Your family is the kind of family that lives in the hills near a toxic radiation site. So my advice to you would be to divorce your brother/husband stop lying about schools that you read about over the internet and go and get your smelly cooch looked at, all righty there thunder thighs. Don’t forgeet to read yer bible tonight or the lord tundering will come-a-down and geet yer! LOL have fun tard!
YOU DID NOT GO TO COLUMBIA, someone as stupid as you is an insult to Columbia. Gregory Dane Patterson, hahah That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard from anyone. You are a chunky turd have your brother/husband make you a sandwich or maybe five and get your fat feet in the air, and think up some more of your redneck theories. They are really entertaining!
I finally figured you out miss Columbia grad. IF you did graduate from Columbia as you claim, I know exactly what kind of person you are, and I feel sorry for you! You see I have a friend who is a MIT grad and one of the brightest young minds in America, but is totally and absolutely socially inept! That is the definition of you isn’t it?
It has to be if you can’t see through Ron’s masquerade! If you are that gullible. I pegged you as midwest only because you fail to see the facts! You look at Ron and his Son and that’s it for you, that did it! You made your mind up, he’s GOOD and all is well and cats love mice, and dog’s love cats. But you lack the ability of someone who doesn’t have your social problem to see Ron for what he really is. You look out at the world from inside your happy bubble, and think ohhh those bad people out there who criticize, those negative people aren’t good people. If you were able to look outside the box and really see things for what they are, you would plainly and clearly see that certian people who you thought were decent are in fact not so. Being from the midwest and not socially intellegent at all, you probably have a diddler in your family, that you think is a good guy because ohhh he is so good with kids. Or maybe you have an uncle that has killed someone while drinking and driving. He continues to drink and drive but you think he’s a good guy because he is nice to you and friendly to your mother. So the fact that you graduated from Columbia doesn’t really matter if you can’t see beyond the bubble that is your happy, blinders on to the World life!
oh, and one more thing, i don’t believe in Jesus or God, so before you make religious stereotypes, you might want to remember that here in america we’re not all intolerant, neo-nazis like you, there is diversity and religion varies everywhere.
NEO-NAZIS now everyone knows that you didn’t go to columbia, because you sound retarded. ????? What are you and your brother/husband coming up with? Better lick yer lips and head on down the mountain, sweet lickin. Yeeee haaaahhh don’t furgeet to pop your brother/husbands back zits before ye enter the public swimming pool. heee haaawwww have fun dummy! Don’t furgeet yer shotgun you mighta seen a Liberal heck haw heck haw then you be a shotin ur up yah. Happy trails armpit sniffer!!!!!
No, you should succumb to peer pressure.
your friends were pussies
Seconded! This isn’t about hurting people’s feelings. It’s
Ah, your post. Eaten, just like so many large pizzas.
I’m dying, that comment was so funny.
That’s… awful! I’m glad he’s losing weight though, but that’s kinda messed up lol
I love the lol blogs…but this is just tasteless. He has a serious medical condition.
TOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOON!
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FFS, people, the man TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF on national television and INVITED this type of attention!
Your care trolling is pathetic and useless.
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Find a subject that wants/needs your attention!
I’m sure he applied to the Biggest Loser to lose weight and inspire others (including his son who isn’t on the show), not to be ridiculed by small minded folks. His unique appearance probably made the decision that much harder to take the bad with the good.
You do realize that diabetes can be brought on by a poor diet, right?
diabetes isn’t his only medical condition. And as I’ve already said twice in here, the rolls aren’t fat, they are loose skin from the 2 or 3 surgeries he’s had (on his heart and he’s had gastric bypass) so you’re making fun of skin, not fat.
“Haha, your epidermis is showing!” (epidermis=skin)
Hey are you a ding-a-ling. That is FAT covered by gross floppy dirty white corroded veiny skin. That is fat dummy there just is alot more loose disgusting skin flopping around. If you are trying to say that a 430 lb. man is just made up of skin you are crazier than you seem. That man is a beast, that is alot of gross fat followed up by more disgusting loose skin and bubblies wants to sniff that belly button don’t you. You want to stick your tounge in that mess and lick his boobs. Well lady that’s just sick. I know you are jealous of those juicy boobies all six of them. This man is a toilet bug, he isn’t worth the toilet paper he wipes his gross white butt with. OMG can you imagine what this man’s butt looks like, somebody call National Geographic we have a new record of discusting beast ambling around the complex. Nobody’s even talking about those gross hairy never seen sun shoulders this beast has. How bout we shave this animal and make a wig for Kemo Kids. This thing is a waste of life. I hope he gets pooped on!
ROFL
Whether or not putting this on TLL is right or wrong, I totally thought this from day one of The Biggest Loser, and I’m sure thousands of other people did too.
BTW, STFU. PC FTL.
My son “scuttles” from room to room making Zoidberg noises. It’s hysterical!
*bwooop bwooop bwoooop!*
It’s the guilty laugh. I chuckled and then gasped as I know I’m not supposed to laugh but it is true, they look alike!
OCHC ALL THE WAY!!!
Orange County Helicopter Corps?
Oakland California Hog Crunch?
Oaf Can’t Has Cheezburger!
Octomom Chewed Her Cannabis?
Owl Coughs Hershey’s Chocolate?
Optimus Can’t Hear Cliffjumper?
Diabetes also occurs in childhood in skinny kids. It is not the cause of being fat. Even type II diabetes doesn’t CAUSE fat. It’s caused by poor diet, shutting down of the pancreas, or the body not reacting to insulin anymore. Things that add to it by screwing blood sugars are processed foods and crap with High Fructose Corn Syrup in it.
Type II diabetes also occurs in skinny people. I see mostly diabetics where I work as a dialysis nurse–cause it also can lead to kidney failure.
Thyroid actually can lead to weight gain if it has stopped working. This is becoming a bigger problem as well.
Okay, off my teaching soapbox.
It is sad though. I agree with one of the above posters. I hope he can get surgery for that loose skin after he sheds the weight. With all those folds there’s risk for yeast infections and skin just breaking apart from rot. And his self esteem isn’t going to improve a whole lot when the folds STILL make him look like Zoidberg.
Both of those are totally digusting, seriously, that guy need to lose AT LEAST 100 lbs.
Good thing he’s on the biggest loser then, innit?
he has lost 100 lbs…..
Wow black feather aren’t YOU smart?
Wow, blue, aren’t you looking for something to attack?
Makes a pleasant change for Blue to be typing in English – don’t put them off…
I love the “Politically Correct” America business.
I get to laugh at the TLL.
I get to laugh at all the PC Pussies.
It’s win-win!
Keep it up, Care Trolls!
Good thing he’s on the biggest loser then, innit?
Please ignore this post, I didn’t mean it to show up here
WOW!!! It’s funny because I watch Biggest Loser and I call Ron “Double Boob” I’m so glad you made this because that’s what I think of when I see him. I have to show my friends. They will die of laughter.
Thanx for the pic!!!
So wrong. xq
This is the greatest thing I have seen on this site….PERIOD
Not nice! Ron is awesome!
Awesome or not, he is ginormous.
Dude he’s passed ginourmous. You need a word bigger than ginourmous to describe him. He’s taken ginourmous to a whole new level.
Gihuginormonstrosity?
If we need a new word for Ron, what about Aubrey and Mandy’s dad? DAMN
Seriously
And Ron’s other son, Mike’s brother.
Ron really isn’t that big. I’ve seen so many people bigger than him.
Plus I’ll bet half the people laughing on here are at least slightly overweight…just saying.
bubblies you are dumber than I thought. Slightly overweight and a beast from the deep are two different things all together you crotch sniffer. How can somebody be so dumb, it amazes me. First you say that he doesn’t have fat, then you say what is on his body is just hanging skin. Ya, you loser 430 pounds of hanging skin is all it is. There is lots of fat that beast has under all of that gross skin. Then you say he isn’t big, you must be a real oinker to say that. Everyone bubblies is a pig, a big fat stinky oily bum. LOL Do you have oil secretions honey out your stinky bum? Sure you do, we are dealing with another beast here. This thing is just like Ron, from another planet! Hmmmm how many boobs do women have on your planet bubblies? You gross beast from the pubic region of the dwadna.
That guy had a gatric bypass surgery like 15 years ago. He has a scar down the middle of his abdomen. That’s why he looks like that. It’s also proof that gastric bypass doesn’t work for everyone.
THANK YOU.
Goodness I’ve said this 4 times throughout this forum and no one seems to understand that what you see is hanging skin, not his fat. It’s from the surgery…and it’s kind of frustrating me. But yeah, the doctor in one of the more recent episodes (13 I think) told him that the gastric bypass probably WASN’T right for him, because of his heart problems–he gets internal bleeding in the void part of his stomach now and it’s hard for them to find it :/
The funny thing is that whenever he’s below the yellow line, he starts crying about “oh I need to be here for my son and myself, If I go home I’ll be obiece again.” Like he isn’t now. Then everyone feels bad for him just because he cries. And yet again he doesn’t get kicked off. It really frustrates me!!!!!!
LEAVE HIM ALONE HE’S A NICE PERSON HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE ON THIS SHOW AND THIS WERE HAPPING TO YOU AND YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE GOLDEN RULE: TREAT OTHERS LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED
If this were “happing” to me, I would be more worried about dying of a massive coronary than what random strangers on the internet think of me.
STOP YELLING.
as a diabetic who has lost over 100 lbs and is now back down to what i weighed at 17 (197 lbs), some of the care-trolls on here need to get their S**T straight about something: BEING FAT TRIGGERED MY DIABETES, DIABETES DID NOT MAKE ME FAT. Thank you…now bring me Solo…and a cookie, goddammit
Thank you…now bring me Solo…and a cookie, goddammit
HA HA HA HA
you’re funny
That’s true. But the point I’m trying to make isn’t that the diabetes made him fat.
He’s had 2 or 3 surgeries, which gave him a scar down his abdomen and actually made his skin look at that. The “rolls” are skin, not fat. It’s a result of his surgeries, not his being fat NOR having diabetes.
Except that the skin *IS* because of the (former) fat. The sugeries just gave him “cleavage”.
Besides, Zoidburg is cool so it’s a win.
I know I shouldn’t laugh…good for him for at least attempting to lose the weight but damn that’s funny
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Are those gas prices, or that dude’s weight?
now if he didn’t have those black shorts on, would the resemblance be even more pronounced?
ohh hat is cold
Ron has the hottest six pack ever, its actually hard for me to look at him when his shirts off, i’m glad they chose him for the show, he needs it. I ponder if his wife make love to him, poor girl she was tiny and he looks like a melting wedding cake.
Maybe she’s always on top?
Hahahaha!! Biggest loser would be so much more tolerable if they kept their shirts on. Gross! Best of luck and health to them, though.
You guys are really mean.
this poor guy has a medical condition that caused him to gain weight.
jerks…
i argee he does have a medical condishion i BIGGEST LOSER every tues. and i always hope he does good in the week. they are jerkssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, but diabetes doesn’t make you fat.
I agree, people are being jerks in here though. The rolls aren’t at either way, they’re skin from the surgeries he’s had done, his abdomen actually has a scar running down it.
But I just wanted to let you know that diabetes doesn’t make you fat. The two tend to coincide, but being overweight can make it worse.
Ron is a slut horse and he deserves to have diabetes because he is a filthy animal. His son Mike is a coward and they have sword fights with their wieners at night when the lights go out! hahah dummy
okay so you think that’s funny???????????? well it is not how would you feel if someone did that to you, saying you look like this fat guy. if he goes on here and sees that pic he would feel really bad. next time think.
I know, really. Ooooh you look like a butterfly! Hahaha. No I’m just kidding, but that was retty lame/pointless, right? I said it cuz your cartoon looks like one xD
>saying you look like this fat guy
But he does, Blanche! He does look just like the Zoid’.
rotflmao it dose look like him!
although it is mean……
hahahahahaha ::breathe:: hahahaha…. sigh… i needed a good laugh
LEAVE HIM ALONE GUYS HE DID NOTHING TO YOU AND YOU SHOULD KNO BY NOW TO TREAT OTHERS CORRECTLY IT’S NOT HIS FAULT AND I AGREE WITH KATIEDID!
Step AWAY from the caps lock. Punctuation is your friend.
Katie I want you to put a piece of bread under one of Ron’s teets. Come back after he’s done his workout and eat the bread you smelly pirate hooker! It’s funny cause Ron is an animal, not human and his family are all cowards.
I don’t think it’s funny, but the first time I saw him without his shirt on, I was like, “Zoidberg.” And I called my boyfriend into the room, pointed at the TV and said, “Zoidberg.” Like I said, it’s not funny, I didn’t laugh at him, but Zoidberg is the first thing that came to my mind. I’m glad someone else saw the connection.
This is hilarious and everyone of you who’s saying it’s not, shouldn’t be on this site. That’s what’s wrong with this world, everyone is so worried about being P.C. If I went on tv and looked like I had three rows of tits, I’d expect to get made fun of too.
I bet you could make a lot of money though…
I have to say, when I saw this episode, I thought the same thing.
LOL.
WTF!!!!!!!!! ROFLLLLLLL XDXDXDXD 6 roll!!!
lol. and were proud of u ron! u lost weight!
LOL omg that’s the funniest one i’ve seen so far!!!
..Maybe Dr Zoidburg HAS has multiple surgeries.. lol I watch the show lots, no one’s ever said..
p.s. It’s funny.. stfu
Fat people are scum, they should have their mouths taped up so they can’t eat.
Ya and ignorant people should be sterilized to prevent mistakes like you.
enderfish and your bleeding heart. awwwww for this fat pathetic beast who almost killed his sons because of his selfishness. You are a fool. This man has said that his parents tried everything they could to help him.. Where is that help for his kids, nowhere that’s where. He is fat and disgusting and instead of trying to help his sons out like HE WAS TAUGHT he inables them by showing them the wrong way to live…., Yet he has been taught since he was a little boy that his lifestyle is not right. SO I ask you what fate lies for a man who knowingly endangers the lives of his only children????? This man is pathetic, he is now trying to con America into giving his son the title of biggest loser. Don’t let RON CON YOU! Vote for Ron to stay and make him actually have to do some work this time. No more loafing around watching other people workout. No more half assing it in challenges. If you vote Ron to stay it would help his other son moreso that if you vote for Mike to stay. Make Ron try to undue the damage he has caused his children himself, don’t let him cowar behind his son Mikes earned weight loss anymore. VOTE RON To stay on the show. Tara deserves the money over anyone who has ever been on this show. She has a better chance with Ron in the game. Plus Mike will lose the weight anyway. So make Ron have to work and work hard for ONCE in his sad pathetic life!!!
Thats funny- my roommates and I have been calling him “Zoidberg” since the first time he took his shirt off! Glad we’re not the only ones who thought of that!
go to hell that is just rude.he looks better now.
Greg, ur so mean!! and whoever made this is mean!! Why are people so mean??? It makes me mad.
hey sleeper wanna sniff Ron’s balls of course you do, fatty lover. Ron is a loser pig scumbag, that’s why this site exists. I used to feel sorry for that disgusting thing, until I realized what a slob, stinky butt jerk he is. His attitude deserves his body, he has to look like this because of how bad of a HUMAN he is. I wouldn’t even call this hair beast a human, humans have emotions!!! This thing does not! Telling people to BURN in HELL because they didn’t vote the way he wanted them to. That is beyond ridiculous!! He will also deserve the weight he will put back on right after the show ends too! He and stinky Mike the floppy waterbed skin boy, will gain all of their weight back. They will deserve that fate because they are coward wimps with no lives, you see. When losers tell people to burn in hell for no reason only that they didn’t vote the way you wanted them too, and when losers tell the nation that their son will win, in front of all the other contestants which made everybody sick!!! YOU WILL LOSE, so MIKE is a loser at being a LOSER. hahhaahha RON I hope it stings dummy, you deserve it! YOUR SON LOST! lol sounds pretty good to me. YOUR SON LOST! And yet he still is a pathetic loser, with floppy waterbed skin. hahhahahahahahahhahahha MIKE is a nothing just like his dirty father. When they both get fatter than they were, we can all laugh at their feeble attempt at trying to scam money from people who earn it!!!
Greg- I absolutely love your quick wit and your ability to come up with so many horrific things to say. If you give me your email maybe we can have some fun……..
Look Lana, I take your comment as a compliment and I know that somewhere inside your head you do agree with some of the things I have said. I also know that you post as “gregusuck”. Now I will be serious for a second and really listen to me. I know that you like Ron for the love he has for his son. You find that they have a wonderful relationship despite how they lived before going on a nationally televised show. And you say to yourself wow he really loves his son, and everybody gets emotional and gives their own father a quick call just to see how he’s doing and what’s happening around the house they grew up in. I get that, and he loves his son very much everyone can see that as well. Do you know how many Americans love their child as much or more than Ron loves his son? Do you know how many Americans love their children so much that they would try and set a good example for there kids? Why is it that America forgot how sneeky he was when he got Kristen voted off? Why doesn’t anyone remember the fact that he told people that he wished they would,”Burn in Hell,” for nothing other than doing what he did in many of the eliminations prior? Why is it that people feel simpathy for this man, after causing his whole family all this pain? Do you remember when his other son Max was on the show? He came out crying because he felt fat and his brother and father were now skinny. So Mike was good and consoled his brother while Ron stood over by his wife and simply said,”what’s the matter.” Now that to me seems a little cold for a man who is constantly preaching about how much he loves his kids! You don’t feel the same way at all, not even a little bit? What about the fact that Ron’s parents tried to teach him ever since he was 9 years old the pitfalls of being overweight? Over and Over and Over again they tried to teach Ron to live healthier and drop weight to live a better more fruitful life. Now I ask you if he is such a good man, where was everything he was taught as a child when his boys were growing up??? Where was it? Even if he couldn’t lead by example, he could have at least taught them that his way is definately not the way to go. Don’t you think it would have saved his kids embarassment at school? And why did it take 250,000.00 dollars to make Ron start to work at a healthier lifestyle? If he really loved his kids wouldn’t he have shown them the way without a cash prize hanging in the balance? I have said this before and I will say it again, the first time I saw Ron I felt bad for the guy! For real I wanted to help him. But after seeing how manipulative and deceitful the guy is, I know that some people deserve the fate that life gives them. So you see Lana, all goofing around aside I just hoped he would have set a better standard for his kids to follow. If you disagree with everything I have said well so be it, if you still want my email so you can send a whole bunch of junk emails my way and spam. I will do you one better I will give you my address, I have nothing to hide. I am who I say I am. You may hate the way I have burned Ron, but all my life I have been treating people the way they treat others. I have a naughty mouth, and I was known as the comeback king in highschool, but I also had the braun to back it up! I also think that some people need to get put in there place, I have always thought that. So Lana aka gregusuck let me know if you want my home address, I would rather do that than have my computer be overrun with junk email and spam. Have a good night, and honestly I would still drink milk and eat some protein like boneless skinless chicken breast and fish if I were you, it will help later on in life. Also it will keep your bones nice and strong into your golden years. Have a good one!
I do really admire you Greg……
But I also really like being contrary……sooooooo
But………You can be starving of nutrients without being physically starving. I know what you mean though.
So Ron and fatty Mikey the floppy waterbed skin boy pick up your triple burgers and give yourselves a toast. Because we have a long winter coming up and you two chunks have to start the whole fat building process all over again. Mikey you little porky pig, pink skinned wimp you will be fatter than your father when you grow up. Something to look forward to huh chubbs. You won’t be a doctor, just a fatter version of your loser pathetic father. So be prepared not to see your weiner ever again by the time you hit 25 you won’t even be able to see your feet! When your filthy disgusting father passes away from being a selfish piggy all his life, just remember I will visit and piss on his grave. I will put Zoidberg’s picture up as well to make sure that everyone remembers that disgusting moment in tv history when your dirty, sluggish, stinky, beast of a father took his shirt off!!! People laughed, people cried out ewwwww, people laughed some more, people said hey he is trying to be DR. ZOIDBERG, people barfed at the image that was on their tv screen, people laughed some more, people stopped eating for a few days because of the horror of it, people laughed even harder, people wanted to comb your dad’s shoulder hair(lol), people wondered what kind of food has he got stuck in that dirty trucker beard he has, people reached for their cattle prods, people laughed even harder, people threw up all over their sofa’s, people even cheered that he was that disgusting beast and they weren’t! So stinky Mike just remember to put mayo on everything, because you don’t want to let your dad down and not follow in his putrid footsteps. So have fun downing all those burgers champ you’ll fill out that loose skin in no time!!!!
awwwww
poor greggy…….
he is sooooo pathetic
he loves to throw his pride away with his “attitude” and he loves to make people mad at him…..
awwwww…… my little greggy baby………. i’m sure yo momma loves it when you disrespect everybody around you
haha what a nice attempt to get a rile out of me, I think its rather funny. I am simply pointing out the obvious that this man is pathetic. Can’t you handle that, I think it’s awwww to you pathetic woman who is overweight and thinks the world should treat her fairly. HA You get disrespect as a porker because you have no self control, that’s why people are grossed out when you eat at a resturant. Don’t be mad at the majority here, be mad at your fat self honey. Have another hamburger sweetie that might make you feel better, haha have some of your comfort food. And make all the bad people go away, eat, eat up, it will all be better for you soon. LOL That’s what you are doing right now isn’t it. Hee hee eat those blues away girl, show all the bad people you can still eat! hahahahahhaha You are society’s waste product, I will bet you have type 2 bacteria in your cooze from not wiping properly. lol Remember mule it’s front to back, and don’t forget to do your kegel exercises we want to tighten up that flobbidy slobbidy gross morbidly obese slop hole you have. hahaha Keep fighting the good fight sister you are getting blown out of the water here, this is great! Keep at it LOSER!!!!
haha what a nice attempt to get a rile out of me, I think it is rather funny. I am simply pointing out the obvious, which is the fact that you, Greg, are pathetic.
BTW, I am studying to be a chef, and I most definitely am not fat…….I am a vegetarian… like 98% of vegetarians are a healthy weight.
suck that “GREG”
You are pathetic, I eat meat and have 7.2% bodyfat are you saying there are not overweight chefs, hahaha you are such a loser. If you knew anything about a healthy diet it includes lots of protien and calcium. Research shows that nearly half of true vegetarians are prone to osteoporosis, so have a nice hip fracture in a couple years stinky. Plus you are probably one of those pop and chip diet vegetarians, with a layer of streetwalker flab on your stomach and flappy arm fat like most vegetarians. Look this up dummy because I know you won’t know what it means. I am 221 lbs. with 7.2% bodyfat, do you know what that means? Of course you don’t, I will help you out here slow one. It means that I am in way better shape than you, but more than that it means I am in better shape right now than you could ever get your scrawny starving body!!
So eat something flabby veggie, because you will need the strength to feed your brothers child that you gave birth to.
I am not saying that there are not overweight chefs, duh.
And if you really are “221 lbs. with 7.2% body fat” then why are you wasting all of your time disrespecting the poor obese community?
P.S. You totally contradicted yourself…….
How could I be a “pop and chip diet vegetarian with a layer of streetwalker flab on your stomach and flappy arm fat ” if I have a scrawny and starving body???
Ok I have written a long comment on the subject of disrespecting the obese people, so I will address your other question.
You have never seen anybody, who is starving and hungry but has a loose layer of flab on them? Oh right you are a woman no offence should be taken at all with the woman comment. Back in college the guys and I would sometimes take a trip to the local strip club, its a guy thing you might not understand. ANYWHO, there would be some good looking ladies and then there would always be the druggie stripper who we dubbed the stripper who’s on the pop and chip diet. Meaning she eats nothing but fatty foods and high calorie sodas, so she does have a flabby belly but she is literally starving from lack of nutrients in her diet!
HEY MIKEY, don’t forget to eat at three fast food places on your way home!!! hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahah lolololol
Oh and Mike if you read this, don’t forget to eat at three fast food places on your way home! We want you following in your glorious father’s footsteps, remember boy you have alot of weight to gain by the winter, so start packing that food in chub!
greg, u are so mean. gosh just get over it already. u have commented so much, i doubt u ever get off the computer. get a life!!
Hey coward this thing emails me whenever a pathetic worm such as yourself tries to one up me. I have to reply, its not in me to let goofs have the last word, especially ones who can’t spell. It’s YOU by the way, get your head out of your cell phone dummy! It makes you look like a child. DO U GET IT, OR DO U NEED HELP WITH U SPELLING. U JUST DON’T GET IT DO U. We have an English major here folks, and U better recognize it everybody!!!
Wow, greg rules, do you have a life?
Yes I rule ding-a-ling, you should quit suckling from your fathers hairy nips. You get no nourishment out of it, you just give your dad a stinky nipple.
I know from a source from Ron’s family that he has had sex with his mother, in the bum! This is a fact! Ron has slopped his stinky manhood into his mother’s butt. And he had his boys watch the event. What a stinky beast! His wife eats poo as well. She eats dog poo, horse poo, and anything she find/eat from a barnyard. She also breast fed Mike and Max until they were 12 years old, that might explain why they are such wimpy, stinky, weirdos. Ron also rubs his six boobs with oil and has pecker sword fights with his son Mikey the fatty stinky poop boy. Hey Mike, why don’t you tell everyone you will win and then LOSE TO A 48 Year old woman hahhahaah you pathetic NOTHING hahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!
Hey Mikey, show everybody your half filled waterbed body, we all want to watch your skin jiggle. You little pervert, have another pull off one of your dad’s nips. Ya know Mikey, you get no nourishment off it, you just give your pervert dad a stinky hairy nipple! LOL you dummy! Have fun molesting kids, just like your pathetic father and your uncles. hahhahah
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!!
yeah, you need a life, greg rules… you sit at your computer for who knows how long just to insult people and say a bunch of weird crap. Get some friends (if anyone likes you) and get a life…pathetic
haha funny loser, your the one who is still nursing from your dad, there FEMBOT. And yes Greg does RULE thanks twinkie I consider that a compliment, but coming from a little fruitcake like yourself its a little weird. I mean I have never actually corrisponded with someone who has had sex with their father before, but hey what ever floats your boat twinkie! Just keep sniffing the gooch, just keep sniffing the gooch twinkie boy. I have lots of friends that laugh at little queers like you, right now actually. Because you think your care trolling matters, you feel the need to tell people your story. There’s only one problem with that, you are not interesting whatsoever. And the fact that you are copying other insults that you have read on here makes you that much more cowardly! Do you have any original thoughts or are you just picking the good stuff from what you have read above! Cowards, they are all the same, they need to copy other peoples comebacks, because they have none of their own. You fruit boy twinkie lover, why don’t you fish some more of your dad’s pubes out of your mouth and get some education, and some comebacks of your own there CHUB LOVER. Also don’t put the pickle in there, that is food. It is supposed to be eaten not probed. HAVE FUN TRYING TO TOP ME THERE BUTT PIRATE, POO PUSHER, YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING, AND YOU WILL NEVER OUT DO ME!!!!!
You see the difference between a poo pusher like you and myself is that you sit there and think of what to write, and look further up the page and take stuff out and spell check, and look up words you don’t know how to spell like”weird” and “some”and then you make sure that it is all spelled correctly and everything fits. Where as I read your pathetic attempt to get a rile out of me(impossible for someone with your intellect).
And it takes me two maybe three minutes out of my day, to make you look like a fool. I log on check my email, if a wimp like you tries to murmur some clown sentence that is not funny in the least, and is stale and weak at best. Then I spend two to three minutes tops and slaughter you and your queer comments with wit that your hick mind cannot even comprehend. And while you are sitting there scratching the lice and flea bites on your scabbed, bleeding head me and my friends are laughing at how stupid you are, also thankful that we don’t have the same mental problems as you do. You see there freak show, you are a joke, and a clown, an easy target because of your mental capacity. So keep fighting the good fight twinkie, and try not to let your dad splooge in your eye, it demeans you. At least wipe it off before you stand in line at the bank, weirdo. hee hee have fun pube teeth!!! hahahahhahahahahhahahha
HAHAHA, what the crap is a ‘poo pusher’ and a ‘fembot’ and how can do you even come up with twisted crap like that? you’re freaking weird… get some help
HAHAHAHA YOU are a POO PUSHER, that is the funny part! That means you like anal sex with your dad, get it weirdo. And I didn’t make it up retard. And FEMBOT means your the catcher and your father is the pitcher. HAHAHAHA You won’t know what that means either because you are probably OLD as dirt. So let me fill you in, Your father is the pumper and You are the taker. Where do you live in a cave loser, ya know they have things called tv’s nowadays, and you can watch movies on these weird boxes called tv’s. Isn’t that somptin midwest?????? ya poot da little doohicky in da machine and it plays a picture story. Get it TOOTHLESS hahahhah You talk smack like a child by the way! Oh and when your FATHER is REAMING your smelly unwashed anus tonight, tell him I said,” give em one for the gipper.” hahahah have fun with your pounding LOSER. LOL
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!!
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
RON POOPS HIS PANTS, AND TELLS HIS WIFE THAT MAX PUT THE POOP THERE! HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
RON MISSES THE TOILET HALF THE TIME, THEN BLAMES IT ON THE DOG! LOL
RON CAN FINALLY GRAB HIS OWN SMACKPIE NOW, UNFORTUNATELY HE HAS TO RAMBLE THROUGH A HUGE NEST OF LICE AND PUBIC HAIR TO FIND A LITTLE BRINE SHRIMP! HEE HEE
RON USES HIS TEETS LIKE A PURSE, HE STORES MONEY AND CREDIT CARDS UNDER THE SECOND RIGHT TEET. HE HAS GRANOLA BARS UNDER THE THIRD LEFT TEET. HE HAS MIKE AND MAX’S BABY PICS UNDER THE FIRST RIGHT TEET. HE HAS CANDY CORN IN HIS BELLY BUTTON! HAHAHAHAH
CRAYOLA HAS CREATED A NEW COLOR REPRESENTING THE CRAPS RON HAS TAKEN IN HIS PANTS DURING HIS BIGGEST LOSER RANCH STAY! IT’S A GREEN WITH SOME BROWN AND YELLOW MIXED IN. THE MAIDS AT THE BIGGEST LOSER RANCH SAID IT MATCHED EXACTLY THE COLOR OF RON’S UNDERWEAR. WELL THE BACK ANYWAY, THE FRONT WAS ALL YELLOW DRIBLETS, FROM THE GREASY PORKCHOP NOT BEING ABLE TO SHAKE PROPERLY. AFTER ALL THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE WORKING OUT FOR OUR FAVORITE MOW MOW RONNY. SO YOU SEE HE COULDN’T SHAKE IT, IT WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM HIS TIME CRAPPING HIS PANTS ON ALL THE EXERCISE EQUIPMENT! lol
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
no life
ya you don’t
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH suck it ghrthcm
Wow, what a lot of time you’ve invested writing here. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.. and anyway I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.
Yes don’t take advantage of your family tree and insult mongaloids, midgets, and inbreeds. You shouldn’t do that because your family will disown you loser. And if you could read stinky nuts, you would find out that it takes me no more than two minutes to get the best of you retards. Two minutes out of my day! Now that’s major time invested you pustule! And what’s harder than cut and paste stinky nuts, that takes maybe five seconds. I keep doing it because I want people to read the truth about Ron’s pathetic family first and foremost at the bottom…
This thread has attracted the worst scum trolling the internets! o.O
@ Greg:Wow, what a lot of time you’ve invested writing here. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.. and anyway I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.
I don’t troll the internet you ding-a-ling, I typed in Ron Morelli is a f’ing retard and it brought me to this. I love how all you fat disgusting nothings try to patrol people. Get off you butt and get outside and get some exercise you NOTHING. Quit defending a pervert child molester like RON. Get your face out of the cookie jar there Winnie the POOH, and quit being such a slob. Then maybe, and I mean just maybe you might find a girlfriend. She will be a fatty like you and have halitosis, and foot fungus but its better than sleeping with your cousin right? So there you go beast, your new plan for not being an oinker, have fun chubbs….
@BWAHAH: Stop feeding the troll. Responding to it in such a manner only makes you look dumb for letting it get to you.
And you’re fat.
hahah I shouldn’t reply to such a dim wit, but get your head out of your mothers snatch and listen up anus sniff. Its you THATS fat, and I love telling you how fat you are, its funny. If I saw any of you fattys in real life I would tell you to your face that you are nothing slobs. I would also tell you that when people see you eating in a restaurant they feel sick because you look like swine eating slop. And if you got pissed and tried to do something about it, I WOULD KNOCK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT! I have already beat the living crap out of a fat pig like yourself just the other day. I called him porkchop, and commented on his back hair at the beach. He got tough, and I beat him senseless. My friend actually grabbed one of his teeth that I knocked out. Isn’t that funny , Fat chop???? We are going to frame it and call it RON. Its so funny because this porker will take awhile to get back to eating his slop the way he used to. FAT PEOPLE ARE NOTHING WASTES OF SOCIETY, AND SHOULD BE ENDED. PERIOD. YOU CAN SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND PRETEND THAT YOU ARE TOUGH. BUT YOU ARE A NOTHING WITHOUT A LIFE AND NO GIRLFRIEND. JUST FOOD TO KEEP YOU COMPANY. SO EAT UP TURD MAYBE ONE DAY WE WILL MEET UP AND I WOULD GLADLY MAKE YOU EAT YOUR TEETH!
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Ron’s a pig!
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Ron’s has sex with his sons hahahahaha
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Ron’s a pig!
Ron’s teets smell like cheese and poop! lol
Ron touches his fat kids, he likes the feel of chub. He likes the smell of a fat roll. He really has pooped his pants on the exercise machines in the Biggest Loser Ranch. Sources say that he has pooped his pants several times. lol Whenever he does the Lat pulldowns, he squirts a bit in his shorts! His wife used to be in those Mexican donkey shows, that is how he met her. She was performing a routine donkey wang chug, and Ron was instantly in love with the beast! He said to a close friend, “any woman that can chug donkey meat like that is good enough for my stinky nuts.” And then Ron tried to reach his stinky barf sack but couldn’t so his buddy sniffed it and said,” You better hope the donkey smells better than this mess you call a crotch, it smells as if you have rotting flesh down here.” So Ron purposed to his filthy wife and then they had two little piggy’s named (slob #1 Mikey) and (slob #2 Max). They wanted to feed these little piggy’s to make themselves feel better, so they fed, and they fed, and they fed these beasts until they almost burst. Then Ron and his stinky mule blowing wife were happy that they produced fat pigs, so that THEY didn’t look as fat in public. You see if they could feed there swine offspring as much as they could, then THEY themselves wouldn’t feel as fat. So what they did was show there sons the absolute wrong way to live in hopes that they would get even bigger than Ron and his Slop wife. And then it happened, they created to slop eating swine who love to eat and have pecker sword fights with each other. And Ron couldn’t be happier, he loved watching his stinky tit kids eat, and eat, and eat until he felt better for being such a slob. Then when people started noticing how fat his swine have plumped, Ron decided to make a stand not for his kids well being , but for Ron’s own ego! And also to make the loser Republican mid-west voters feel sympathy towards him. So Ron decided to make a stand. And after the fifth time in two months that he pooped his pants, he said to himself,”enough is enough, I want to make the town’s people where I live not hate me anymore for being a fat pathetic nothing.” So the slob that is Ron goes on tv, and then all the republican voters in the midwest love him again. Even if he still is a pathetic nothing, child abuser, pervert who married a donkey fornicator, and who has sword fights with his children’s wangers. The republican voters still loved him, simply because he was on tv. What a country we live in, you can abuse your children, be a disgusting slob all your life. Be a disgrace to the town you live in. Have a disgusting stinky bum, and track poo particles over every public chair you sit on! But because you were on tv, people, or should I say loser Republican voters from the midwest who live in trailers and borrow their public library’s computer to blog love you and want to see more of your stinky hairy sunless shoulders and six sets of stinky boobs! Ron your genes are the worst in history, its ashame that you procreated your kids will not have families of their own, because right after the weigh in your fat son Mikey will balloon up again. No grandkids for your stinky wife. Just two chub kids who molest other children. When Max and Mikey get older they will start diddling kids in the park because they can’t get women there own age. So you have raised molesters, you sick pervert hairy backed SLOB. Have fun bailing your mutant children out of jail for molesting 5 year old girls at the local park. You pathetic moron!!!! Oh yeah and Mikey DON”T FORGET TO EAT AT THREE FAST FOOD PLACES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE GYM, LOL HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Ron’s breath smells like his sons nut sacks hahahah Ron has a love fest with his son Max. hahahha lol
Are you trying to write porn that appeals to your fat people fetish?
No, I am writing it for you and your molesting uncle. Have fun playing hide the weiner with your dad’s brother sicky!
Hee hee, yeah you are dude. Your mommy must be proud of you honey.
She is dummy I make 6 figures! I also get pissed off when people Idolize someone who spent his ENTIRE LIFE being a porker nothing. This guy Ron sweats while he eats! Why do people think he is this great person and father? Can you help me out here? All he did was gulp food all his life, and sweat and fart and crap his pants. But all of the sudden he is a HERO (laughing) why because he was on TV. pfffft. America needs a reality check! They see this swine on T.V. and they love him. Such SHEEP! FOLLOW THE HERD AMERICA, FALL IN LINE. Pathetic. So are you Jimmy, defend your fellow sheep while real thinkers move forward and create and make this country powerful and great while you and your fellow sheep smile at the pretty TV. hahah
I think this picture is really rude. Ron is overweight and his life is at risk, and you guys are just making fun of it. I don’t find that nice. Not the tiniest bit.
Hey Vivian I can smell your feet or is that your rotton cooze? Anywho you are a turd if you want Ron’s teet juice on you. Ron’s life is at risk because RON PUT HIS LIFE AT RISK! NO ONE BUT RON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR RON’S WEIGHT GAIN, IF HIS LIFE IS AT RISK ITS HIS FAULT! How many people would have died already if they ate like a pig like RON. RON SHOULD BE DEAD NOW. But he is well on his way back to the fat farm. And he and he alone is well on his way to ending his own life by eating like an animal. His son is getting fat again too! What did I tell you losers this family will never learn at all.
Awww, this pic is so mean. But then again, so are the worthless slobs leaving comments : / Besides, he looks amazing now and his son is pretty much hot.
Hey FREE DUMB, I will bet you a thousand dollars you are a loser Republican who opposes health care. You are a dolt! You are the reason this country is failing you are not a real American you are a loser get out of this country you are stinking it up. You and all your hillbilly buddies, go and hide in shame in the mountains without healthcare. While the rest of the country is better without you!
Why are Republicans so retarded is it in your genes, grease boy!
Asha sniffs her own crotch like a dog in heat. hahahahah
Asha wants to play with Mikey’s skin flaps . Ewwwwwww Floppy dead skin, she identifies with the flaps because they smell like her crotch. Especially deep in the sweaty folds hahhahahaha what an oinker. LOL
Aww that’s so cute, you like to pretend you went to places like Hawaii. It’s very fun to pretend, especially for a little boy your age. Look everyone, there he goes being that little troll he is! How adorable!
haha Jimmy is sad! Let’s all pity him, lol I don’t have to pretend stink nuts. Let me guess Jimmy Your mom liked to abort fetuses after you were born. She doesn’t want another mongoloid Jimmy running around! You are truly a retard, or someone who has sex with helpless retarded ladies. LOL LOL you are pathetic and weak! Have fun sniffing the toilet seats in your local McDonalds restaurant! You are a nothing, trying to defend fat stinky crotches. I can tell from the way that you write that you smell like pee! Have fun living a life with no future or respect of any kind whatsoever!
you guys are all assholes, bet none of you would have the balls to get up there and do something like that!
Hey Anthony you are a gay chubby lover! hahaha I would never get fat you idiot, so of course I would take my shirt off on t.v. because I don’t have cottage cheese tits like Ronny. Ron deserves to be shat on! Looking that disgusting on national T.V., that is a disgrace. Ron doesn’t have balls at least he cant see them. His wife looks like a transvestite, I will bet she has a nice set of balls on her! hahhha That’s why Ron kept that filthy beard, it’s a NUT TICKLER for his disgusting transvestite wife. LOL
…. Taking away all the insults towards the people who are trying to argue against you, you are basically saying that Ron deserves to die simply because he is fat and ugly. However, it’s been established that the folds are from surgery, and they’re really just layers of skin. You also talked about how he deserves to die because of how horrible a human being he is, and how his obesity affects his family. However, he cared enough that he actually went on the show with his son to improve himself and lose weight. The rest of your arguments involve things that we don’t even know, such as his penis size, sexual life, and whether or not he will gain his weight back. He made a mistake, tries to improve on himself, and you still try to insult him. You say that he shouldn’t go on T.V. because he looks so fat, but that’s the point: fat people going on the show to lose weight. It wouldn’t make sense if a skinny supermodel went on the show, because I’m not sure if you can lose weight beyond that point. Also, welcome back from Hawaii! For every 2 buildings there, there is 1 ABC store. Those things are everywhere.
Hrrrmmm , valid points you make there. I don’t think that Ron deserves to die, some people I like to just piss right off, but at the same time I do not think he needs to be glorified in any capacity whatsoever. Just think of all the people out there that say to themselves, “that’s it” , and lose over a hundred pounds of chunk on their own without any incentives i.e. 250,000.00 also without having the advantage of having gastric bypass surgery. So why is Ron such a hero in your eyes??? You give anyone who is overweight in America a chance to win 250,000.00 and I would promise you they would too go on the show and compete. Now think about that word for a moment “Compete”. In every single challenge Ron loafed it, he fell behind in weigh ins all the time then lied and scammed his way and manipulated people into voting his way all the time. Now I know that you are a fan of his but what if you weren’t, what if you wanted anyone else to win other than Ron or his son. His constant loafing around and manipulating and telling everyone he is doing this for his son, my son, my son. Constantly over and over again My Son. Almost every sentence out of his mouth started with My Son. Where was his good parenting all of his son’s life?? All of the sudden he goes on a nationally televised show and it’s all about his son. What about Max he goes there crying and Ron just stands by his wife going,” what’s the matter.” It was Mikey that went over and calmed his bro down, and gave him words of encouragement not his LOVING FATHER RON. Wow it amazes me how easily swayed people are in this country. As to the folds of skin, ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS??? You are absolutely joking with that aren’t you? If you really think that Ron weighed close to 500 pounds and all of that was just excess skin you really need your head examined , no offence of course. There was alot of loose skin, there also was alot of fat in those folds. If you think he is such a good man why did it take a T.V. show for him to show his kids that he loved them??? If he was serious about being a good father he wouldn’t need a cash prize to change his life, HE WOULD DO IT JUST TO SHOW HIS FAMILY THAT HE REALLY CARED. INSTEAD IT TOOK MONEY FOR HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS, and that is just sad that not alot of people can actually see this about him. I hope someday you will see people for what they really are, and not just idolize them because they are contestants on a cheesy t.v. show. Good day to you , maam!
You are right about alot of what you said, only I don’t watch the show ritually. My wife loves the show, and I am too tired at the end of the day to argue with her over the remote, considering NFL takes over my house on Sunday, Monday night, and the occasional Thursday NFL Network game. So I get roped into watching chubbs battle for money only to become fat pig slops again. I know this is America, but its funny to me how many Retards we have roaming around in this country. I started by ripping on this guy, this thing just kept notifying me when one of you Tard Monkeys tried to slur something clever out of your drooling mouths. That’s when I have to show you why you rode the short bus to school. Again I don’t know how long it takes your smelly monkey fingers to type a paragraph, but for me its around two minutes tops. Two minutes to make you feel like the Drooling Incestuous Inbred Retard that you are! It makes me laugh, and my friends get a kick out of it too. So again don’t call anyone Dude, ppl is spelled people, and if you can run fast you just might follow in Forrest Gumps footsteps and actually go to college, but I wouldn’t put all your eggs in that basket Mongaloid. Remember, if she’s family don’t put your dink in her!!!!! Have fun counting toothpicks, Raymond.
You know, you’ve replied to all of the messages that have been left on this picture. With disgusting responses, to be exact.
You’ll probably call me the same thing you’ve been calling everyone else, but you know what? I don’t care. And you’re typing all of this for your friends? Oh please, give me a break. As if that’s going to get you anywhere. Go have some other fun, like running around outside and getting on with your life. If you don’t like the show, or the people in it, or the so called, “Retards” you claim to hate, then seriously, do something worth while.
FACT: I don’t watch this show. Hell, I don’t even live in America. So go on, call me what you like. I dare you.
If you don’t live in America and you don’t watch the show, then what the hell are you doing on this site??? Just wasting your life away trolling, seems to me that someone should really take their own advice and get a life! Maybe you should poke your head out of your hoarders den and breathe some fresh air for a change. Instead of trolling the internet like an idiot commenting on something you know nothing about. You probably live somewhere pathetic like Canada(laughing), or filthy Mexico. Either way your input is absolutely useless here, because nobody cares what you think or do in your life!
Awww the mongaloid is unhappy, listen John don’t let your uncle touch you there
you are all aloud of geeeeeeeeeeeekkkkksssssss
I think you meant to say alot instead of aloud, I think somebody needs and education! I hope you haven’t made a retarded baby yet, you should really think about castration. How can you mispell ALOT, haha you are pathetic and weak~!
Okay, 1) alot isn’t even a word. It should be a lot. And 2) QUOTE/”I own you, Losers!”- “I think somebody needs and education”. And education? Wow, you can’t spell either, sad.
Wow, what a perfect little speller you are. Funny that this is the highlight of your life! I bet you feel like a King. Pffft Hey educated one, I have Oceanfront property in Va Beach, enough said. You are a nothing, broke, loser, and a coward. I will bet you a million dollars that you are a recluse and crowds scare you. You probably are a really fat and stinky slob that has been waiting for your chance. And oh my god its here, you got me man! Oh my feelings are smashed and my confidence is shaken.(LAUGHING) You are either a Fat NOTHING, or a cowardly Wimp! My guess is that you are a gigantic FAT SLOB, that has been waiting to stick it to someone who has insulted your dirty, smelly body. Well guess what you NOTHING, I will always have one up on a loser like you. I am the total package, and you are a NOTHING, fat and stinky shut in! haha Nothing you can say will ever get to me, I promise you that!
coming from the guy dedicating his saturday night to this^^
Ya Stupid , it takes a whole night to write what I wrote! You must be one of them hillbilly Short BUS Republicans aren’t ye??? (LAUGHING)
How do YOU misspell a lot?? You are pathetic and weak.
And, btw, you also misspelled misspell.
Wait a minute, I know you! You are -greg u suck- from up at the top of the page! hmmm Well Lana, are you still studying to be a chef? How’s that going? Sorry about getting feisty, I didn’t know you were a lady, until I recognized your avatar. So how are things, are you happy about the recent election? What’s new, are you finished school yet? Sorry about calling you fat, I forgot that you are a vegetarian. Guess what? I ran my first half marathon this summer, it was crazy! Rock n Roll Virginia Beach, you should run it next year. Its lots of fun, and crazy amounts of people. I think 20,000 registered and like 15,000 finished the race. Anywho, keep on truck’in. Be nice to me, I spell pretty good for being a jock all my life. Take care.
Hey recluse, I have a great idea! Why don’t we meet and you can say that to me in person! I love hurting fat people’s feelings its funny. I know what you are going to do now. You are going to talk real tough like you can kick some ass. Then you are going to say to me,”I am not a 16 year old kid, I am serious I will kick your ass. You don’t know me at all or what I am capable of. I am not just some kid messing around, I will hurt you.” Well guess what loser, I am going to give you the opportunity of a life time. You know where I live, in Va Beach. You don’t have to tell me where you live just a meeting place where you can have your teeth fed to you. This isn’t one of those internet bullcrap deals that you hear all the time. I have the funds and lots of free time right now. Why don’t we meet somewhere of your choice and you can show me how tough you really are? Ball is in your court chubbs, that is if you are willing to get your fat ass out of the house.
I’m still not understanding the flawed logic that somehow the guy who’s dedicated over 50 paragraph sized posts on this TLL somehow is the one with the “life” and everyone else is the “loser”. If it take you 2 minutes to type a paragraph you have already dedicated at least 2 hours to typing your assumptious and hate filled posts all the while attempting to brag about how awesome and tough and wealthy you are. I highly doubt your “friends” have been sitting behind you for the better part of 8 months just waiting for you to vomit up another uncreative rant about how everyone is fat and unsuccessful except you. The cool part is, you will respond to this post and type another page essay while I prob will never return and laugh at how much free time you have. Toodaloo
Do you know what’s so funny about your comment? I do have free time, I have all the free time in the world. And you are a working stiff! (LAUGHING) Picture what you life would be like if you had all the time in the world, now snap back into your reality and realize that after Christmas vacation its back to work for you!!!!
Guess what I will be doing???? Anything I want! That’s the difference between me and a working slave! You have to keep your head down and work, while I have fun playing all day! YOU will never know what its like not having to worry about paying bills. YOU will never know what it is like to be able to afford luxury cars, and expensive getaways. YOU will never know what it’s like not to worry about money ever again! You may never read this comment, but I am sure that if you do, you won’t write back! That’s solely because you have been officially OWNED! Deal with it and go back to work, SLAVE!!!! (LAUGHING)
Dear ” I OWN YOU LOSERS!”
firstly, caps lock is not cruise control for cool.
secondly, it seems you are producing much idiocy in these forums, while forums are not your average mensa meeting, let’s not devolve into…well i suspect animals have much more sense than you, so i shall not complete the phrase.
thirdly. “[i have] lots of free time right now” i do not doubt this, as you have been consistently posting your incoherent ramblings far longer than is healthy.
fourthly, you say you spell pretty good for jock, …that was a joke right?
fifth, your ideals are flawed and anybody attempting to show you has been labelled(by you alone) to be a fat person or a coward, or some person who sits at home on his computer his whole life, does this sound familiar to your own life? your writings suggest so.
sixth, all that i have said and more are reflected in these peoples comments and replies, we all show negative signs towards you, and that amuses you, I know
seventh, you will reply to this comment with hate. with hate against the people of the world who are obviously all losers. you will include negative remarks about my personal life, upbringing and sexuality. for bonus points you may include a racial slur. with a resounding message of, i am better than you. that’s what you think it will say as others around you laugh at your comical (and they are comical) rebuttals.
tl;dr
obvious troll is obvious
Nice but Pathetic, everyone who trolls has an opinion on this big fatty and everyone who defends this turd has some fatty issues! You are right on the money, I am going to insult you! For being a dumb, fat, smelly, toilet seat BREAKER! I will bet you have lots of free time right now, are you headed for the soup kitchen??? Awww that’s sad, well not for me I think it’s hilarious. You are fat, and you are taking out your fat aggression on people who laugh at you! That’s ok, it’s funny but it’s allowed, remember only you can get up off the couch and do something about your disgusting image. I have scanned through your pathetic little dig there, but in no way shape or form am I upset by your comment. I am quite amused actually, if you are such an expert on the psyche of the people who are more fortunate than you are, then how come you play right into it! I know that you are pissed off, because you took time out of your day to type a laughable comment! Remember this one thing when you are sitting on the couch farting in your filthy housecoat, I have a life you could only dream about! My front yard is full of palm trees and my back yard is a quarter mile of white sands until you reach the Atlantic. I am retired at 32 years old, and I am in the best physical shape of my life! You ain’t got nothing on me, at all! I have Oceanfront properties in Florida and Virginia Beach! You will never know what it is like to walk onto a car lot and be able to buy any car in the lot, you will never know what it is like to be able to buy any house on the market. You are a smelly working slave, or you on social assistance, either way then next time you eat your way into a food coma, picture me running on the beach every morning. I hope that you feel sad and lonely! I am sure you are going to come back with money is not everything, and ya I am sure you live where you say you live! hmmm Typical loser, I have nothing to hide. I have a great family and life is perfect! Doesn’t that just stick in your side, I will bet it does! As you are burping up your last burger while lying on the couch, I want you to think of me! I want you to think of the life you will never have, EVER! (LAUGHING)
P.S
just enjoy the picture, idiot
Why don’t you post a picture of yourself up there fatty Saxton, c’mon I will pay you to post a pic of yourself up! I am not joking! I want to see your transparently white dough belly, and laugh at you!
I am sorry that I am just as mean. But when I saw Ron step on to the scale – the first thing I said was ” OMG it’s Zoidburg!” Then to find this-ha
And yes the truth hurts- but he has attacked his problem. AND faced it…now whatever problem you have- no matter what it is…be it…poor spelling…rude behavior…attention whore…whatever…attack it and try to be a better person this New Year. The whole world of fat people and fatheads alike are looking forward to a higher level of consciousness. Listen to the vibration of 528 hz to help you heal
( look that up on youtube.)
wow greg, nice blog, troll…