Comments on: Juncture Movie Poster Totally Looks Like Wanted Movie Poster

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:39:26 +0000

Yep… That thumb has one weird shape… O___O

By: Phage0070

Phage0070 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:32:33 +0000

Except that the movie zooms in on the bullets, and they are clearly not tumbling end-for-end. Even if you whipped the gun at 1000 FPS you would simply end up with an angled shot, not a curved one.

They should just admit it is magic, and that the movement of the gun is irrelevant. Sort of like Jedi; they don’t technically *need* to throw up a hand when using the force to move something but most do anyway.

By: SouthernSheGeek

SouthernSheGeek — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:08:31 +0000

So, um, no one noticed that BOTH of these look like the Desperado poster?

Am I the only movie nerd on the internets? No, that can’t be right…

By: skovsky

skovsky — Fri, 29 May 2009 02:20:09 +0000

Actually I’m pretty sure being an internet god is directly tied to being a grammar nazi. The site may be for lol, but bad grammar is not. No matter what the context, if people need correcting, grammar nazis will correct them.

By: idk

idk — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:01:59 +0000

first one to be shot by that gun

By: bill

bill — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:42:22 +0000

i see

By: bakedpotatoes

bakedpotatoes — Tue, 05 May 2009 04:07:28 +0000

Since when did thumbs evolve to be shaped like that?

By: xxbeinaxx

xxbeinaxx — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:16:24 +0000

i second that.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:43:44 +0000

What is it with everbody here being a douche? So what if someone made a grammatical mistake in a post? I thought that this site is here to be funny, not to be a breeding ground for people being grammar nazis.

Seriously, your grammar skills do not make you internet gods. Get over yourselves and just enjoy the site.

By: factorial

factorial — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:18:53 +0000

Learn correct punctuation when correcting punctuation you douche. It’s “Learn to spell, you douche; it’s ‘good,’ not ‘guuud’ as you so put it.”

By: wibbie

wibbie — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:17:24 +0000

Thank you!

By: mazmania77

mazmania77 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:14:55 +0000

i know i was thinking the same thing. she is super thin now. most of her sex appeal is gone in my opinion. but of course, i am a woman. ask any man and i’m sure they would still ‘do’ her.

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:16:07 +0000

why are you guys bitching over punctual errors on a site made by another site where poor grammar is expected?

By: capefetish

capefetish — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:24:51 +0000

Actually, it would be “Learn how to spell, you douche.”

By: stevie w

stevie w — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:35:03 +0000

Exactly. Lack of ideas in movie making even extends to promotions and posters.

At least Hollywood recognizes they have competition (Bollywood) and maybe they’ll think of something new. ……maybe.

By: sean

sean — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:25:48 +0000

Juncture 2: Now with more arm tattoos!

By: nate xxx

nate xxx — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:28:57 +0000

lolol awesome pettiness!!!

By: vervain

vervain — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:18:46 +0000

Speaking as someone who has worked at a video rental store, I’m not at all surprised.

Speaking as someone who has also worked at a library, romance novel covers are even worse. Almost all follow the standard format of shirtless hunk + clinging babe w/mucho cleavage. I expect we’ll see some here eventually.

By: Sleepykitsune

Sleepykitsune — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:50:34 +0000

Furthermore, please learn correct punctuation (if you’re going to correct capitalization); it’s”Learn to spell, you douche: it’s ‘good’, not ‘guuud’, as you so put it.”

…you know, if we’re going to be assholes about it

By: jacob

jacob — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:19:19 +0000

This is a really good post, thankyou.

By: Me

Me — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:39:33 +0000

Ugh, bad trigger discipline!

By: Sock

Sock — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:28:51 +0000

Nope. Take a look at the trigger finger.

By: Katt

Katt — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:34:30 +0000

WOW Angies arm is seriously photoshoped to hell…it does not look right at all. and her thumb is FUBARD!

By: jeff Condit

jeff Condit — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:05:38 +0000

Both of those are photoshop disasters. And Wanted sucks

By: horrorthorn

horrorthorn — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:28:59 +0000

no, they have some power over time… So you’re wrong and they are trying to do something fantasy-esque

By: Blarg

Blarg — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:34:03 +0000

As far as I gathered from previews and friends who watched it, they’re not trying to say they’re mythical; rather, they’re trying to say they’re a modern-day group of assassins that trace their origins back many years. I seem to remember something about curving arrows, which just makes me /faceroll. So when a movie tries to play as if it’s modern day without an X-men sort of special influence (mutation), I expect their plot points to at least be believably bending the rules. James Bond getting shot at by 50 bad guys and never getting hit could *possibly* happen. Curving a cylindrical projectile spinning on a wholly wrong axis without any sort of telekinetic influence couldn’t happen, ever, and thus turns me away from the movie. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far.

By: Crimson

Crimson — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:07:47 +0000

Wow, I love how all of a sudden it’s tantamount to stupidity to enjoy a movie that expresses something fantastical. Who cares if it can’t happen in real life? Isn’t that the point of watching films, reading books, etc.?

By: Melanie

Melanie — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:41:02 +0000

Not if they’re left handed.

By: BBB

BBB — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:56:39 +0000

You could if you were swinging the gun at about 1000 feet per second.

By: lexi

lexi — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:50:48 +0000

Is it just me or are the hands the wrong way round?

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:30:44 +0000

Yeah, but a bullet isn’t spherical, you can’t give it the sort of axial spin RC gave that (amazing) free kick.

By: Delicatesther

Delicatesther — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:04:03 +0000

Ugh, I guess someone read my comments at the last DVD covers that looked alike and said; ‘I accept your challenge’, and started to look for similar DVD covers. It’s sooooo easy, you’d be amazed.

By: NewMexicoPowerball

NewMexicoPowerball — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:55:49 +0000

copy cat

By: horrorthorn

horrorthorn — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:51:17 +0000

Or it could be the fact that it is a MOVIE and therefore not reality!!!! However Wanted did suck ass!!! It totally destroyed the original plot of the comic.

By: BBB

BBB — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:24:34 +0000

True… except they weren’t shooting bullets in a vacuum. You ever watch soccer? Search “Roberto Carlos Free Kick” on Youtube. In fact, I used to have an air-soft pistol that shot pellets on a curved trajectory every once in a while.

But seriously, I’m just messing with you. I share the same feeling: I will probably never watch it because it looks ridiculous. But theoretically, it IS possible.

By: Tianashen

Tianashen — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:00:59 +0000

Is Angelina’s arm really that thin? o.O

By: me

me — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:58:52 +0000

Too bad Wanted was made after Juncture…

By: Blarg

Blarg — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:54:50 +0000

Ugh, what an awful premise for a movie (Wanted). For the bullets to continue curving, there would have to be a lateral force; the mere fact that the gun was moving or curving doesn’t cause the bullet to continue to curve. That alone prevents me from ever watching this farce of a movie.

By: in_a_box

in_a_box — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:43:16 +0000

Learn to use capitalisation and punctuation.

By: Edocsil

Edocsil — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:40:18 +0000

Please capitalize your sentences, douche. It’s “Learn how to spell you douche. It’s good not guuud as you so put it.” not “learn how to spell you douche. it’s good not guuud as you so put it.” as you so put it.

By: meowcat2

meowcat2 — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:32:12 +0000

learn how to spell you douche. it’s good not guuud as you so put it.

By: mr 1st

mr 1st — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:15:47 +0000

1st!!! IT FEELS SO DANG GUUUD.