Comments on: Swedish singer Owe Thornqvist Totally Looks Like Chuck Norris

By: Funck

Funck — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:45:59 +0000

If Chuck were gay, it would be cool to be gay and the human race would die out. There would be only one left, Le Chuck =)

By: Funck

Funck — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:43:10 +0000

Chuck didn’t loose against Bruce, he made it look like Bruce won.

By: Bored

Bored — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:51:57 +0000

“Bruce Lee? You mean that guy who I put in a coma with my pure awesomness?”

- Chuck Norris

By: lolz

lolz — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:53:54 +0000

POWER!!!!!!

By: TashaElizabeth

TashaElizabeth — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:42:45 +0000

if that *were* chuck norris, he could kill you 17 different ways with that tulip alone.

god help you if he picks up the whole bouquet.

By: Jumble

Jumble — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:57:05 +0000

Owe Thörnqvist- Wilma (engelsk version)

Spotify that!

By: squishy

squishy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:22:48 +0000

So, if Chuck and Owe both did a push-up at the same exact time, would the earth simply implode from the pressure?

By: gooch64

gooch64 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:37:10 +0000

King Kong once challenged Godzilla to a arm wrestling contest. Chuck Norris won.

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:19:52 +0000

Too bad the moment this dude got compared to Chuck Norris he stopped existing, eh.

By: Bhazor

Bhazor — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:15:20 +0000

Chuck Norris can be hard and still collect flowers.
Why?
Because he’s Chuck Norris.

By: ur mum

ur mum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:40:11 +0000

chuck norris is still better. in every way. even yodeling.

By: ur mum

ur mum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:38:01 +0000

1) chuck norris jokes never get old

2) did u know that Chuck Norris will be 70 next year?!?!?!? my friend told me that. i never knew he was so old!

3) if u have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. (i cant believe they STILL put a red squiggly line under Norris.)

By: aMidStab

aMidStab — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:13:43 +0000

Chuck Norris Totally Looks Like Swedish singer Owe Thornqvist who also Totally Loos Like Dr. Phibes

Demonstration

Or maybe that’s just me…

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:13:08 +0000

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

By: Biffsuckscamelballs

Biffsuckscamelballs — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:55:35 +0000

Oh snap.. Run man

By: Entropy

Entropy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:24:28 +0000

Chuck Norris is merely an appendage of the Ultimate Being, kinda like one of the Voltron tigers.

The true four horsemen of the Apocolypse are not actually men. They are Chuck Norris’s beard, Tom Selleck’s moustache, Neil Young’s sideburns, and Dog the Bounty Hunter’s mullet.

Ugh…I couldn’t resist going way out in left field with this one…

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:34:18 +0000

chuck norris is already dead…death is just afraid to tell him

By: Fapper

Fapper — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:46:59 +0000

Chuck Norris looks a bit like me!
Maybe I should shave…

By: S-bomb

S-bomb — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:40:14 +0000

nature over nuture, after seperation chuck norris was brought up by wolves who beat up bears. the swedish guy went to sweden. the end.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:00:09 +0000

You make me sick that one would even compare chuck norris to anything. *spit*

By: Kod

Kod — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:49:25 +0000

that is the point where chuck norris made colons of himself so he can be everywhere at the same second

By: ManCaveNevin

ManCaveNevin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:47:59 +0000

Chuck Norris wrote the bible….it was originally named “The adventures of Chuck and Friends”

Sorry everybody…..I had too

By: Franchesca

Franchesca — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:17:21 +0000

He dosent look like chuck norris….chuck noris looks like him

By: chuck norris

chuck norris — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:39:10 +0000

No it will never happen because I will never die

By: diabloCC

diabloCC — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:30:13 +0000

You see, what had happened was, Chuck seperated all the weakness and feminism from his body, much like the way that Kami did when he created King Piccolo.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Fri, 08 May 2009 14:46:17 +0000

oh, god i knew the chuck jokes would start flying.

By: machina

machina — Tue, 05 May 2009 23:33:20 +0000

Ha!! schooly’s a flamer!

By: JBob

JBob — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:37:42 +0000

Yes, they are very very similar.

Only the awesomes aren’t formulating secret plans every single day to turn you into one of them, as we ALL know the gays are doing.

By: Mwahohoho

Mwahohoho — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:23:46 +0000

I thought the first one WAS Chuck Norris–then I glanced at the second and realize THAT was Chuck. WEIRD

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 03 May 2009 13:45:39 +0000

Funniest one in a long time! Why is he holding a tulip!! That is so GAY!

By: ben waz here

ben waz here — Sat, 02 May 2009 15:24:33 +0000

too late…

By: ben waz here

ben waz here — Sat, 02 May 2009 15:22:05 +0000

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”… sorry i just had to say it

By: frgt10athrty

frgt10athrty — Sat, 02 May 2009 08:35:13 +0000

little do you know, that sweedish guy IS ChuckNorris…

By: lala

lala — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:23:03 +0000

we found his doppleganger

By: rastar4

rastar4 — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:12:27 +0000

Shot? More like a round-house kick to the face…

By: rastar4

rastar4 — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:10:26 +0000

OMG YOU CANT COMPARE CHUCK NORRIS WITH ANYONE HEAR THAT ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

By: nope

nope — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:53:30 +0000

EPIC FAIL

By: blech

blech — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:53:08 +0000

don’t confuse gayness with awesomeness

By: Tien

Tien — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:26:42 +0000

Maybe Chuck Norris is expanding his horizons.

By: Nancy.Saturday

Nancy.Saturday — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:55:24 +0000

I have a feeling you’re going to get shot for this. ._.’

By: Everbound Venvel

Everbound Venvel — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:54:57 +0000

Beings from two parallel universes anyone? Just don’t let them stand to close together, they’ll disrupt the time-space continuum.

By: SH313

SH313 — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:39:11 +0000

Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Grim Reaper is just to afraid to tell him.

By: Elljay

Elljay — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:42:27 +0000

BTW, Thornqvist hosted an episode of Flintstones.
That says it all.

By: Chuck Norris is Gay

Chuck Norris is Gay — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:30:48 +0000

Chuck Norris is le gay.

By: Elljay

Elljay — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:08:56 +0000

Owe Thornqvist has allowed Chuck Norris to look like him.
Because Norris almost has a powerful right uppercut, as the swedish singer AND former boxer.

By: anon

anon — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:45:00 +0000

so just because you don’t like his/her word choice, he/she has no life and no common sense?
lulz

By: ERNesbitt

ERNesbitt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:45:44 +0000

As evidenced by the picture… Wherever Chuck Norris sings, flowers grow. That is why he must always talk in a low gravely voice, or the world would be overrun by flora.

By: Seamus

Seamus — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:08:47 +0000

“Chuck Norris? You mean that guy whose ASS I KICKED?”

– Bruce Lee

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:28:08 +0000

It could very well be Chuck Norris in a very special episode of Walker Texas Ranger…

By: jim

jim — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:26:11 +0000

that swedish guy has ten seconds before chuck norris kicks his ass. There can only be one chuck norris.