Perez Hilton Totally Looks Like The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

Perez Hilton Totally Looks Like The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
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Pictures by: dunno source. Look-Alike by: caseyjared via Totally Looks Like Builder



first!
A sphincter is a structure, usually a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. There are over 40 different sphincters in the human body; some of these sphincters are microscopic in size.
When you invoke the ordinal post rule, your reply is supposed to be unrelated to the picture. In this case methinks you failed.
You just got trolled.
Dude I think he just called you an asshole.
I don’t really care what he called me. I have no idea what he said. All I heard was blah, blah, blah, structure, blah, blah, blah, blah, microscopic. That’s all I heard. So, if he wants to call me a bad word just for being first, then, whatever.
Asshole.
desperate jerk
I love it how you try to reply to every one who owned your ass, whiny little shithead. How old are you, 13? Do you wank in bed?
lol where else would he wank? your comment worries me i better call the police.
Stupid asshole.
back at ya
I stand in awe of your brilliant retort. Truly, I am amazed.
Dumbass
go kiss a cow
Blue, I salute you.
you bastard
ur dumb
Hang in there folks! Only a few more months of summer left, then kids like Blue will be out of our hair most of the day!
:p, just leave me alone! Did I do anything to u? no! Did u annoy me? yes! Your talking about me out of your hair? get out of mine!
You *do* realize that’s an invitation to double the harassment, don’t you?
you know, that’s pretty annoying.
thank you!
A month later, and you’re still an asshole.
trolls -_-”
FIRST !
no ur not
No, but you have invoked the Ordinal Post Rule.
The rectum (from the Latin rectum intestinum, meaning straight intestine) is the final straight portion of the large intestine in some mammals, and the gut in others, terminating in the anus. The human rectum is about 12 cm long [citation needed]. At its commencement its caliber is similar to that of the sigmoid colon, but near its termination it is dilated, forming the rectal ampulla.
Talk like a normal person plz! Save all that knowledge for like, a science report or something.
haha, you lack intelligence!
Normal people are boring, and most often stupid.
I’m proudly abnormal.
Or people could quit making others invoke the ordinal post rule and copy-and-paste from
Wikipedia. Just saying.
ivan, really. that is more than just mildly annoying.
If these idiots could stop invoking the Ordinal Post Rule, I could retire a happy man. I don’t LIKE to do it, they MAKE me.
Not like you don’t have international support for the Ordinal Post rule, is it?
We suffer much in our duty, paws. Come, let me buy you a beer.
Damn Yall. We supposed to commentin’ on the picture. Not beating each other up over who called who what and because some one was first. BTW Ivan…I’m not sure how old you are but c’mon…if you are calling him an asshole because he was first…how old does that make you??? And Blue…You probably are young because you don’t yet realize this is the Internet: A place where ANYONE can have an opinion. Now both of you hug and apologize.
GREAT ONE!
That picture is gross…
i’m happy to say I have no idea who this person is or why he is “famous”. but, yes, he does resemble the grinch.
Grinch looks better… MUCH better…
Your lucky not to know…but let me tell you that he is like the grinch in more ways than just looks!
any relation to Paris?
not sure, but i know he’s friend with her. Well, now just knowing that you can imagine what kind of person he is lol
No. His real name is actually Mario something or other. He adopted the moniker of Perez Hilton because his website was originally going to be all about Paris Hilton…
It eventually evolved into a general celeb gossip website.
It worries me a little someone actually know this much about him….
Yeah, you could say ‘he’ is is kinda like Paris’ scummier sister….
I heard he dated her or something, so I hope not… well, actually I don’t really care
Not likely, unless Paris Hilton has grown a penis. Perez hilton is somewhat famous for liking the cock even more than his nominally sluttier namesake.
Except the Grinch looks better.
And he learns something of value.
I’ll choose the grinch any day.
And actually has some semblance of respect for his fellow men. At least compared to Perez.
LOL @ “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” as if we would confuse him with any other grinch
Well it looks like we could now confuse him with ‘The Gay In Perez Grinch’.
Well, I was totally about to google “Grinch” until I read “who stole Christmas.” You can never be too sure.
Holy shit, in reading the comments of so many other posts on other pictures I can safely say most of you are a bunch of pretentious twats. Get a fucking life, this is why people talk behind your back and you have to call the group to see what they’re doing. Oh, don’t worry I won’t be back. I’ll leave you to your trivial flames and failure to make any fucking /b/ memes funny. This website was funny when I visited it about a year ago, now after starting to read more and more comments, you guys barely find the humor in any pictures and resort to pissing and moaning about anything posted that’s not to your liking rather than just ignoring it
Buhbye!
Someone needs to relax his above mentioned sphincter:)
Seriously. You’d think we just pissed on his shoe or something.
Look its Perez himself!
Perhaps we have offended him?
Oh…darn…
I’m gonna miss you so much…
Cry, baby, cry,
cry, cry to heaven…
If that doesn’t do it for you, go ahead and cry like hell!
OH SOMEBODY CALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAHMBULENCE!!
Don’t let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, m’kay?
Isn’t that what you’re doing? Just asking =D And besides, no one’s MAKING you read the comments. LOL
of all people leaving a comment here yours is actually most stupid. dunno what your intentions were, but you probably failed
oh, wait, I called your comment a person, oh well…
This is a good one. Hilarious, right down to the grimace and ridiculous hair.
great look a like..
I wish perez would fucking die
It would be funny if someone could annoy him as much as he annoys everyone else!
Why do people hate the word First? I happen to like that word.
First first first.
Because any moron can say “first”; it takes intelligence to say something funny as the Ordinal Post on a new LOL.
This comparrison is absolutly insulting…..
To the Grinch!
I was going to say that, and I loathe Jim Carrey!
Perez is one of those nobodys who just won’t go away.
He should go drinking in some tiny Tennessee town some Saturday night during deer hunting season.
Just go away Hilton, you horse’s azz.
That’s a bit of an insult to the Grinch…
Indeed. The only difference being that the Grinch looks better!!
The Grinch’s heart is only TWO sizes too small.
…and it’s only his HEART that’s too small.
…and underneath, he’s Jim Carey.
…and occasionally, the Grinch says something witty.
…and the Grinch is capable of learning from his mistakes.
LOL!
First! no? right? Am I first?
bwahahahahahah oh perez is such a fail
yes. this is the biggest win i have seen in months.
?
why dey insult da grinch??? he much more has hansomness!
He actually looks much more like the Mayor in the Grinch-film…
obvious homages don’t count.
BLAHAHAHAHA!
Why on earth is he crying? Wait…maybe it’s because no one likes him. Hmm.
That’s part of it. It’s also because he got popped in the eye by the Black Eyed Peas, who he proceeded to call ‘fags’.
You gotta love irony.
Particularly after he started (and presumably succeeded in) a campaign to have Isiah Washington fired from Grey’s Anatomy for using the word ‘fag’ on set.
You are absolutely right. Now which one should I punch in the mouth first?
Definitely Perez Hilton.
Sorry, there’s a typo in your post. You put “first” when you clearly meant “repeatedly.”
Wait– I always thought they were the same person!
okay haha
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wat.
unintentional bulemia in 3…2..
The similarity would be even greater if the Grinch were a no-talent hack who snipes at other people’s fashion choices and lives off their achievements like a parasite. Compared to that, breaking into houses and stealing toys seems downright heartwarming.
This site really needs to start filtering comments
I’m sick of everyone being jerks to me on here because there “unknown” I’m sorry everyone here if I made you mad. Please don’t say anything mean to me! I’m trying to be nice. It started with a little comment and got out of hand. I wish you all a good day.
And I wish you get the hell out of the internet.
Yes! Good day to you, sir!
why don’t you?!
who is this guy?? (Perez Hilton)
wow that guy just dissed the grench
hilton go us all a favor and go fuck ur self and die
I’m sure he’d like to.
pure win. Perez and the hiltons should go into hiding -_-”
Perez isn’t related to the other hiltons.
Personally I think the comparison is insulting … to the Grinch. When oh when is PH’s fifteen minutes going to be over?
I thought we were talking about that Hilton jerk who thinks he knows everything. What a complete loss to humanity!
If you ask Carrie Prejean I bet she’ll tell you that Perez Hilton -is- the Grinch.
Perez Hilton is such a dick.
Haha, that’s Perez on the right isn’t it?
I think someone mislabeled it..
thats because he is the Grinch
This was like, the only one that actually made me laugh.
i think i am going to cry tht crap is funny i got to admit
WOW
Hahahahaha……wow the grinch looks better then prez
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Miles to a gallon of gasoline
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I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
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