Comments on: A cooked chicken Totally Looks Like A headcrab

By: Pokemaniac94

Pokemaniac94 — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:21:44 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Sanvich eats you!

By: some nerd

some nerd — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:58:47 +0000

the half life 1 versions have teeth but the half lief 2 versions dont WTF

By: Dragony

Dragony — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:02:13 +0000

I believe its an alien thingy from a game I’ve never played before. Rofl.

By: Dragony

Dragony — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:59:48 +0000

No, Soylent Green is made of people Unless ur talkin about a different Soylent Green, rofl. But im talkin bout the one in that scary movie that I’ve never seen :3

By: Turtle

Turtle — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:34:05 +0000

Um, WTF is a headcrab?

By: ollie the magic bum

ollie the magic bum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:24:37 +0000

Mmm, tasty!!

By: Zenchan

Zenchan — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:26:45 +0000

LOL best name ever!!!

By: Robin Beirne

Robin Beirne — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:28:21 +0000

throughout the game i refured to them as “mexican chicken hats”

By: Francisco Javier

Francisco Javier — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:37:51 +0000

Thanks!!! I’m hungry now!!!!

By: GUS

GUS — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:24:42 +0000

Thats what I’ve been saying for years!

By: Old Man Greenley

Old Man Greenley — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:44:41 +0000

You eat chicken, but headcrab eats you.

By: Zenchan

Zenchan — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:37:53 +0000

It’s from a video game- Half Life 2- and is actually an alien called a headcrab.
Well, okay, I don’t know if that’s the OFFICIAL name but people call it a headcrab.

By: Delamanana

Delamanana — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:31:24 +0000

In Soviet Portal, GladOs rubs her face on YOUR poop!

By: Jesus C.

Jesus C. — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:25:25 +0000

mmmm….this chicken looks g..AAAAAAHHH GET IT OFF MEEEE!!!!AAAAHHH!!!!

By: Digisax

Digisax — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:04:09 +0000

Would the Free Man like a snack, I’ve prepared a delicious Headcrab

By: LookAlike_Chic

LookAlike_Chic — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:53:11 +0000

Wow, I dont think I’ll EVER be able to eat a McChicken

By: LookAlike_Chic

LookAlike_Chic — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:51:35 +0000

Lol, I LOVE that game!!!

By: Gman

Gman — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:48:39 +0000

Gotta love gmod!

By: HihI

HihI — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:23:22 +0000

lol, my husband loves me, so he says, cause of how many times we’d stay up late, him playing, me yelling “sh*t, turkey on your 2!”
totally turkeys. and the zombies=Mr. Bean

By: Nashi

Nashi — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:43:41 +0000

Headcrab FTW!!

By: Dragonstar

Dragonstar — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:26:31 +0000

omg. creepiest crab ever

if that is a crab..xP It dosen’t look like any crab ive seen but it doesen’t resemble anything else

By: A strange guy

A strange guy — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:57:45 +0000

well i think that the creator of Half Life had a bad experience eating a chicken that looked like that, so he created crabs that make people zombies that look like that chicken.

By: Steve K

Steve K — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 08:35:53 +0000

Hmm, you sure thats not from The Thing? They ripped half life off when it came to that.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:36:42 +0000

ive got to say its a pretty disgusting looking chicken……………….. ive actually never seen a whole chicken cooked that looked like that… they usually look appetising.

By: SPCOsborne

SPCOsborne — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:37:50 +0000

nom nom nom!

By: Tekrae

Tekrae — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:37:23 +0000

That’s because it’s a headcrab from Half-Life 2.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:31:09 +0000

Isn’t that what Soylent Green is made of?

By: smitty_dude23

smitty_dude23 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:51:32 +0000

isn’t a head crab from halflife

By: SailorTaksu

SailorTaksu — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:24:14 +0000

We love you Dr. Freeman! HE WILL BARB THOSE HEADCRABS!

gotta love HL 2.

By: jen bc

jen bc — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:31:48 +0000

LOL SICK! I havent eaten sausage for years- and this is why!

By: Goda

Goda — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:08:21 +0000

Nah, unless you’re out of ammo against fast, or poison zombies, then manhacks seem like a breeze.

By: Goda

Goda — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:06:30 +0000

You’ve got basic headcrab. Lowfat headcrab(of the fast zombie variety). And the delicacy, poison headcrab, which needs to be prepared by a master chef or else could be fatal to eat.

By: CK159

CK159 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:31:41 +0000

I’m sure they will get the squeal in there too, eventually.

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:52:30 +0000

You can sidestep headcrab zombies…

By: Starsky

Starsky — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:52:24 +0000

Reminds me of what they used to say about a particular brand of “pure pork sausages”… They put in EVERYTHING but the squeal.

By: SKW

SKW — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:19:44 +0000

Is it weird that I was more freaked out by the manhacks than the head crab zombies?

By: Arek

Arek — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:55:18 +0000

no…. i think any headcrab tastes a a lot better than THAT chicken

By: fricklepisser

fricklepisser — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:41:12 +0000

weve got the headcrab by now

By: UpTheYingYang

UpTheYingYang — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:05:05 +0000

New for summer at KFC! Bucket of Headcrab and Popcorn Headcrab!

By: Zedo Mann

Zedo Mann — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:46:12 +0000

Mechanically separated chicken?

By: Zedo Mann

Zedo Mann — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:44:55 +0000

Well, there was a vort in HL2 serving up Headcrab. (Watch as you go down the elevator in Black Mesa East)

By: grue

grue — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:22:42 +0000

As weird al once said “Ewww it’s a dead bird!”

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:21:25 +0000

Do you think headcrab tastes like chicken?

By: zippycat

zippycat — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:13:53 +0000

Ewwwww… yuck…..

By: Tampashrew

Tampashrew — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:08:37 +0000

Gotta love half-life 2

By: Sirloin

Sirloin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:08:34 +0000

That chicken is disgusting. I may never be able to eat headcrab again.

By: ephercat

ephercat — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:42:48 +0000

I don’t think I’ll ever eat crab again

By: Lainie

Lainie — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:38:03 +0000

Wow that’s disgusting. Between that, and the mechanically separated chicken- I may never eat chicken again. Urghhhh.

By: Ubeat2trees

Ubeat2trees — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:17:28 +0000

Ah thanks for reminding me to take out the chicken to thaw for dinner!

By: Flippy_9247

Flippy_9247 — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:14:22 +0000

I will never be able to eat chicken again.