Iain Dowie Totally Looks Like Sloth
Football Manager And Former Player Iain Dowie Totally Looks Like Sloth
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And rather funny indeed.
The Internet is a place where bored, lonely losers from all backgrounds and areas of society whine to each other about how they’re not getting laid. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes. They are primarily used to transfer information between tech-savvy individuals across the planet. It is used as a giant dating/comedy website by everyone else. The phrase itself was originally coined by the previous ruler of earth, Xenu. They have, in recent years, evolved into the greatest MMORPG of all time, where players choose one of two factions and compete for either lulz or anti-lulz. This of course divides into many smaller classes and such, each with their own culture, ideas, and often language. In fact, the internets are basically an electronic version of Earth.
The internet was invented by United States. The internet was ruined by Al Gore when he wrote a check to some scientists to make the first graphical web browser. With a GUI now available, people on my main street could finally realize the limitless power of computing via AOL chatrooms. Though AOL is dead and is only used by women who haven’t been forced by their boyfriends to use a better browser, it was the gate that let the retards in. Seizing upon these inexperienced, confused, and curious users, crafty businessmen developed Web 2.0, social networking, and user generated content (the common cold that killed the AIDS-afflicted internet).
The internets were developed by Al Gore at the request of the US military in the early 1960s as an expedient means by which to share pornography between various installations in continental United States and later, in Europe and Asia. Pornography was largely illegal at the time and before the virtuous self-sacrifice of Larry Flynt, one could find a few tit shots here and there, but pink and penetration were considered criminal obscenity punishable by death, followed by castration. In order to evade mail searches by officious police and customs officials, internet pornography was sent by means of kibbles n’ bits n’ bytes, which could only be deciphered by powerful computers. One of the primary goals for the nascent system was that it be hardened enough to be available after a nuclear war, at which point porn would help to pass the time waiting for your hair to fall out, and might even be exchangeable for money or (perversely) sex.
cool story bro.
Every one knows the internet is for porn, the part that is not porn is for use when someone is in the room.
The part that is not porn is people asking where the porn is.
Huh? What? Sorry, I started reading that diatribe with the best of intentions, then got distracted by porn.
ARE U FARST??? WELL DONE DUDE. WHAR DO I SEND THA GRAND PRIZE MONEYS???
-Stares at pictures- Now that’s just a low blow xD
It’s racist against white people! Any comparison of a single individual to something which may be interpreted as undesirable is degrading to the ethnicity as a whole! Remember, you are your color!
Exactly! And it’s against the disabled, too!
Iain isn’t disabled, you’re mean!
What is the ethnic origin of the disabled?
*farts in Nash’s mouth*
Now keep your mouth shout and sit in the corner, mk loser?
Mature.
Very mature.
umm….that’s not even slightly racist, dude.
There’s a difference between just making fun of somebody, and making fun of somebody’s race. For instance, I give my hispanic friend a hard time and make jabs at him ALL THE TIME. and guess what? I’m not racist. He’d back me to the wall on that. And he makes fun of me, and he’s not racist either.
Making fun of somebody is not equivalent to racism. You should alter your definition a little bit before you go and get your panties in a bunch. It just makes you look ignorant.
Sarcasm detector failure detected!
You should alter your common sense before you get *your* panties in a bunch. It just makes you look stupid.
The fact that you mentioned that he was hispanic makes you racist. You could have simply said he was your friend. (troll troll troll your boat)
This is ridiculous. They clearly just posted two pictures of Sloth in different lighting.
Now that’s funny!
I’m pretty sure if the guy on the left had dark skin this website would spontaneously combust from all the moral indignation.
Not necessarily, he could just have been an albino…
I love this TLL! I literally LOL’d! Good one!
Me to. Baby Ruth!!!
That is so racist. On behalf of the genetically mutated worldwide, I demand a public apology.
Sloth wasn’t genetically mutated, his mother only dropped him once. I mean, twice!
ma fratelli win!
rofl. xD
okay, this is getting really annoying. just stop it already.
Which Mutant??
Mean but stunningly accurate
Tell me about it xD
“HEEEY YOUUU GUUUUU-YYYYYSSS!”
It looks like Mr. Dowie has a hankerin’ for some Baby Ruths.
:/
Before I read who it was (I. Dowie), I thought it was Dirk Kuyt.
Lol me to
I Think Sloth looks more like Felipe Massa
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/felipe-massa-sao-p_1455950c.jpg
Does Dowie look like Kuyt?
Googling Ian Dowie…….brb…..I suspect he’s a british rugby player or summat.
Sloth loves Chunk!
I seem to notice people always saying “If this guy was black, people would be saying it’s racist” way more than I notice people actually complaining about racism.
Maybe you missed the one where people were like “OMG THIS IS RACIST AGAINST WHITE BLACK PEOPLE!!”.
One of the best “looks like” for a long time.
omg thats so funny *rofl*!!!
Hey Ordinal Rule the story is really an awesome and the article is also nice, but Iain Dowie is not looking like a sloth man.. Dont compare him with sloth..
looks like that uruk-hai lieutenant too…
SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
LOL they have the same look in their face!! XD
OMG ITS SLOTH
rofl. That movie was full of win.
Hahaha SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
Perfect!
Chears from Brazil