Bill Kaulitz Totally Looks Like Troll Doll
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Eh the troll is still clearly male. The right one that is.
Haha… who the heck is Bill Kaulitz??
I think he/she/it is the lead singer of Tokio Hotel or something.
It is German, if that explains anything.
MALE. Bill’s a MALE.
And YOU are butthurt.
If it looks like a b*tch, walks like a b*tch, and talks like a b*tch, well… You get the idea.
Sorry your delusions are so strong you can’t see the obvious.
wow, if you dont like him, dont look at him. who asked you to start leaving dumbass comments on him anyway?
I never said I didn’t like him. He’s way hot…
Just sayin’ he’s GAY, that’s all.
He is STRAIGHT.
Wrong. Just watch and see
i hate you
so what if he’s gay?? so r u!! if you think he’s “way hot”, why would you start leaving such horrible comments on this picture. bro, i dated a bi guy (yeah ima girl, name might have confused you) and i was totally fine with the fact that he was like that. so why would you leave those kinds of comments? it just doesnt make sense bro. every argument you make, is different, and totally doesnt support the previous one.
I did.
if it’s male someone should wash him, and give him a full bucket of testosterone, because now he looks like my 60 yr old aunt Teresa with bad-hair-day, and still i believe she got bigger balls than he will ever has.
i sense presence of troll….
Yeah, it’s in the picture up there ^ Remember how Billy looks like that troll? That was the whole point of this page.
why does everyone refer to him as an “it”? obviously he’s a person, who definitely does not look like your 60 year old aunt. i mean, if she looked that good i’d…well…
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP ahhhhhh
thats funny because he is part of a band called “Tokio Hotel”. They are actually the most famous band in Europe and won the EAM best band. and have won it for almost 10 years. they resently have been famous in america and won best new artist for america. but they have been the biggest and most popular band in eirope for 10 years,
fyi.
and bill is sexy.,
Right. I’m from Europe, the netherlands to be exact, and they are not the most famous band here. And especially not for about 10 years. Maybe in Germany from whence they came. Most teengirls here only ‘discovered’ the band when they started singin in English about three years ago.
FYI, Bill is sooo not sexy. I still can’t decide whether it wants to be a boy or a girl……
OHMYGOD!!!!! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW BILL KAULITZ!!!!!!!!! He’s the lead singer of Tokio Hotel. Listen to their music. It’s cool!
Except that it has no penis…
he’s penis is twice the penis yours will ever be
oh jess, you are sweet little dumbass, don’t worry, 10 years and you turn to real men for sure. (i suppose you are 13 now)
TRUE.
Bill is the sexiest and most amazing guy in the world.
and for all you retards that dont’ know anything.
he is the lead singer of TOKIO HOTEL.
you know the band that won BEST BAND of europe .
and the vmas.
yeah. watch TV. bud.
That dude jst does not look like his name would be Bill Kaulitz.
That is so racist. On behalf of all decent and hard working under-the-bridge dwellers being compared to sexually confused nobodies worldwide, I demand a public apology.
Still unfunny… Queen of the Fail
I thought this one was funny.
Me too.
Haha.
Too true… *shakes head despairingly*
that is just what it looks like! on behalf of the good people in the world, i demand that you stop bothering people with your stupid comments supposed”queen of the world’
Here come the fangirls..
*hands up* … someone plz kill the fangirls~
Already on it…
don’t turn around.
Blasphemy! The troll doll is much better looking!
lol
it’s much cuter, that’s for sure .
i hate you both
He also reminds me of Raditz from Dragon Ball…
Give the troll doll some guyliner and it could be Adam Lambert
Really no one sees the resemblance to Boy George?
http://www.imageyenation.com/emeyesi/images/Blog/July07/boy_george.jpg
I still think that bill here needs to be shown what a penis is…
Can do!
the troll is kind of cute
Bill is still way cuter then that darn troll doll. I hit it!
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What kind of sick person names their daughter Bill?
He’s a son. And he has a twin brother.
It’s a joke…. /facepalm
Nevermind flashbulb… She has her panties in a twist because she’s a myopic fangirl who can’t tell GAY when she sees it…
OMFG BILL KAULITZ IS A FREAKIN MALE.
I came close to slapping the person who made this…but then I remembered that they WEREN’T IN FRONT OF ME.
Gosh, fangirl much?
Right down to her blood-soaked tampon no doubt…
I’ll bet Bill’s a slapper too- most women are.
That’s one HOT woman!
He’s a man.
Hardly miss…
And even if he was, I can tell he can be “converted” to a “woman”, and would probably be glad to do so, so there.
He exhibits all the classic signs of GAY. My Gaydar is off the charts with this one!
Sad. That guy couldn’t be more of a flamer if his entire head was on fire.
I’am a fan of Tokio Hotel, but I still think it’s funny
:D
Me too.
That is obvious considering how you tore into me for making a pun about your gay idol…. LULZ.
You should compar it to a turkey
Very interesting, I’ll do…
Thanks for everything! VIDEO2BE
Hasn’t this one been listed already?
Wasn’t s/he compared to Cher, and a fluffy chicken…?
Funny comparison
Epic win. If I show this to the Dutch TH fans, they will go hysterical. Seriously.
People you are stupid if you don’t know ho is Bill Kaulitz…
Bill is the best singer,and he is the most cute in the world…
But Tom is cute too…I LOVE BILL AND TOM..:DDDDDD…<3
There are billions of women in the world- not knowing the identity of some random one put on the internet does not make one stupid.
Iwana sounds like a mega-fangirl, i.e. a blathering idiot.
Bill is UBER GAY and it shows, so getting all hot and wet over someone who isn’t going to stuff your viper pit is ridiculous.
Go waste your time playing World of Nerdcraft or something (marginally) more productive, moron.
Bill is not gay…you think he is gay because he is toll but he is not gay…
And yes i am fan of T0ki0 h0tel they are wrilly good…And dont say me Moron you stupid idiot…That’s you’r problem if you don’t like T0ki0 h0tel i like them and i don’t care what are you say…
And that was the last straw.
I just lost all faith in humanity.
“Sure he’s straight…” Um, a gay male *like me* can tell if a guy’s queer or not and honey, my Gaydar is off the charts with him.
Give it 10 years tops – He’ll be out of the closet and gayer than gay, guaranteed.
If you plan to get knocked up by him (the ultimate fangirl fantasy) I suggest you get on that case right now before someone like *me* shows him what he’s missing out on, ok sweetheart?
Once you go gay it’s “fangirls? NO WAY!”
Oh and every gay guy Ive ever known made it very clear that they want to / will be accepted into society no matter what, Bill constantly reassures his appeal twords women, he’s metro, cares about his appearance and what not, thats a trait us women like, but what I’m getting at here is that your abviously pinning over somthing you can’t have in 10 years or ever. Don’t get upset that he’s not playing for your team, you keep your broken gaydar and heart.
Wow, buddy ehem, *again*you sure do like to get all miffed over an odd comparison of a handsome young lad and and troll, you wanna do something more productive yourself?
who what who now?
Clearly doesn’t look like that anymore. >_>
Get over it.
It’s a Gjoel Troll from Denmark!
lol i hate it when people assume something about someone based on their looks. Bill is not gay or a women. get over it.
oh and yeah grow up boys he’s more of a man than any of you.
Based on what? His gayliner?
Or his vagina?
He’s a SUPER GAY and he’s looking to be someone’s bottom b*tch.
He may not know it but as they say “Gay recognize Gay”, if you get my drift.
He’ll be openly pleasuring another man within 5-10 years TOPS, mark my words.
Yes and He’s not gay…
Maybe when you’re asleep but honey seriously just take a good, hard look for once and know this:
He is queer as a 3-dollar bill stuck on the ceiling at a San Francisco bathhouse and there is nothing you (or any other flaming fangirl) can do to “convert” him.
He wants manmeat and he’s gonna eventually get it. You lose.
lolsrsly is wright
BUT OF COURSE Fangirl…
Keep dreaming. He’s dead wrong on this one. Mark my words…
alright, please stop leaving negative comments on pics like this. So what if he looks like a girl, he’s still awesome. He was effing BORN THAT WAY SMARTASS. nothings wrong with him, and i bet a whole lotta you who hate him for the simple fact that he looks a little like a girl, are gay. so shut up. All of us normal people are tired of not being able to see a pic, or read the comments on it without having to read something like “That guy is so gay” or “omg, that a GUY?” k? just lay off, and if you dont like him, dont look at him, and, one last thing, NO ONE EVER SAID YOU HAD TO LOOK AT THE PICTURE, AND NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BE A DUMBASS AND WRITE A STUPID COMMENT. no one EVER said you had to. Seriously, spread this around all you normal people out there who agree with me, please, because no one deserves to be talked about that way, he’s in a kickass band, your not all you weirdos. just sit back, and enjoy the music, IF YOU WANT TO. cuz im not MAKIN you. just like no one made you WRITE THESE STUPID COMMENTS. lay OFF..
~Jo (love me, hate me, i dont care)
Learn to take a DAMN JOKE. Are you really taking what people on TOTALLY LOOKS ALIKE, say, seriously?
~Amanda (love me, hate me, stop getting butt hurt)
What makes you assume that I am being derogatory by pointing out that he’s gay? Gay is not something to be ashamed of! Hell I’m gay as can be and my Gaydar is literally flipping the f**k out over this guy, so there’s pretty much ZERO CHANCE that he’s straight.
If you ask me I’ll tell ya he’s hot as hell and I can’t wait for him to come out so we can celebrate his rebirth as a proud gay male who can serve as a role model for others. You fangirls always assume that “gay” = bad and frankly if anyone is being hateful and stereotypical its YOU, so shut up and don’t try that high-horse preachy sh*t on me because I’m not having it!
He’s GAY. It’s f**king beautiful. You’re an arse.
Game, set, match.
Look i don’t care if he’s gay when you love somebody you don’t care ho is he…is he gay or not so everybody talking he is gay if you think like that…
i don’t care…
If that is true why are you trying to crucify me for saying he’s gay then?
You’re such a hypocrite.
i love bill kaulitz.
he has stated he is not gay and has said not to judge his sexuality on how he looks he even said he knows thats hard to do but it bores him when people ask if hes gay. HES PUBLICLY STATED HE IS STRAIGHT. and has actually had girlfriends before.
so just STFU. He hasnt got a gf now because his fans would be jealous and probs want to know who she is and stalk her. Hes also said he doesnt have time to spare and every moment to him is very precious.
That’s what he says NOW…
There have been a lot of stars who swear up and down that they are not gay and then years later come out as the BIGGEST FLAMERS OF THEM ALL once they don’t have to put up “the front”. This guy is 100% in love with man-meat, watch and see. Gaydar confirms this with 99.99999999% accuracy.
(For the ignorant “Fangirls”: “The Front” is the hetero act that successful GAY men put on for your sake. If Bill came out as the queen that he is you would lose your dream, he would lose his record sales, and Tokyo Hotel would be DEAD! To keep it all going he absolutely HAS to be “straight”, at least in his public persona, to keep you silly twats buying his music and making him wealthy and famous, but deep down other gays can tell he’s hurting inside at living the lie…
Same case it was with George Michael, same with Elton John. Either staunchly deny your homosexuality or lose your chance at stardom, because Fangirls are, ironically, THE MOST JUDGEMENTAL B*TCHES ON EARTH and they will NOT love you if they can’t have a .0000001% chance of having you sexually.
Yeah, just like Britney Spears said she would stay a virgin till marriage. Clearly the recordlabel does not want to out him, because they would lose all the screaming teengirls, their entire fanbase. Don’t want that to happen do we?
Oh, and lots of gay guys have had girlfriends before. Doesn’t say anything
oh and btw. those of you idiots out there who dont know how to use google.
well he is actually 6′3 so i doubt hes a girl.
and if he is a girl i doubt he would have an adams apple or a broken voice.
On and btw… STFU you silly twat.
I KNOW he’s a male. I also know he is a QUEER no matter what he “says” in public to satiate you ignorant ranting little Fangirls.
That is all.
take yourself and your gaydar somewhere else please.
I will only believe he is gay if he says so himself.
not if you tell me so.
and bill kaulitz has had girlfriends in the past
Dear Fangirl B*tch,
I’m not going ANYWHERE and I have a right to call it like I see it so STFU you ignorant c*nt.
When I am proven right – and I will be – You are cordially invited to eat a sh*t sandwich and die in Hell of cancer.
Why the F*CK do you stupid women think that girlfriends prove anything? Ever hear of a “beard”? It’s a girl that a queer “dates” to “prove to the world he is not gay”! SO F*CKING WHAT IF HE HAS OR HAS HAD “GIRLFRIENDS”?
I am about as QUEER as they come and *I* have had LOTS of “girlfriends” in the past, and you know what? IT WAS ALL A BIG F*CKING SHOW so people didn’t try to rip me to pieces for being me, so THANK YOU (well, I mean to say F*CK YOU) for perpetuating the myth that being openly gay is shameful you ignorant twat-twiddling fangirl b*tch!
When he comes out I hope you slit your wrists and die in agony.
just search
natalie franz.
his makeup artist.
there are many pictures to show that they are going out. and he has also had a girlfriend called Ina.
so i think you should get the hell outta here.
HOLY FLAMING DOG SH*T PEOPLE!
How many f**king times do *I* have to explain this sh*t to you?
SHE’S HIS “BEARD”! HE’S A 100% QUEEN WHO IS AFRAID TO COME OUT BECAUSE YOUR FANGIRL C*NTS WILL DROP HIM LIKE A HOT POTATO!
Please, FANGIRLS, for the sake of the human race tightly tie plastic bags around your heads and die before your retardation and arrogance result in the end of the human species!
HE IS GAY GAY GAAAAAAAY! The signs are ALL THERE for f*cksake!
What do I have to do to prove it? F*ck him in the butt onstage or something?
… It’s times like this when I wish we could build concentration camps for idiot c*nt fangirls and toss them in ovens, I swear…
okay again you’re really a judgemental for no reason. Just because of your sexuality does not mean you have the right to say someone else is the same way just because you think so. Have you ever met him? No. So what he has publicly said that counts. So stop trying to prove something and get over it.
You are being willfully ignorant at this point. All the signs are there, sweetheart… Just because you don’t *choose* to see them doesn’t mean they aren’t obvious, ok?
Five years. That is my estimate for how long it will take for Bill to come out and take it like a man, from a man. Sorry if that breaks your heart but facts are facts.
Again kinda is the Mr Garrison of the internet.
… And you are???
Oh, that’s right – NOBODY. And an ignorant nobody at that, so STFU.
Hey! I have nothing against your comments! But, would you mind listing the signs you think Bill displays? I often wonder about him, whether he’s gay, bi or maybe he is straight, as he says! I would think that since Adam Lamber has a huge crush on Bill that alone is a big sign bill might be gay! considering gay guys know how to spot another gay man.
This is obviously not my place to say, but I would like to know as to whether or not you have ever met him. It doesn’t seem very likely that you can decipher his sexuality from pictures or songs. Even if you are homosexual, it doesn’t give you the knoledge to know if someone is homosexual from just looking at them.
Troll doll is better
you are taking the piss.
bill has a girlfriend.
i dont care what you say.
bill isnt ever gonna be yours if he was gay, so i think you should go back to your day job.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SO RUDE.
swearing and telling me and other tokio hotel fangirls that they should be burnt alive in ovens.
I personally dont find that funny.
I hope you know that that is a very serious topic, and you should not wish cancer upon ANYBODY.
I wouldnt wish anything like that upon you.
Because I am humaine. And not animalistic.
Please for the sake of me and for the sake of you, converse about bill kaulitz WITHOUT being so rude.
Look, I’ve explained my position time and time again and you fangirl morons keep coming back to fight me on it… Now you’re getting pissy and hating on ME for getting annoyed by your insolent, snotty behavior?
You’re insulted? GOOD, you’ve earned it sister! And YES I honestly do wish morons like you would just disappear off the face of the Earth so us normal people could live life with 90% less stress and BULLSH*T because honestly honey all you’re doing at this point is wasting *my* oxygen and making everyone mad at you… But no, you don’t get it because you won’t get it, so go ahead and give it to me more if thats what it takes for you to feel a modicum of relevance in your dead-end life, since its apparent that a *Gay* Bill Kaulitz isn’t enough to satisfy your longing for purpose as a human being.
This hurt feelings for me much alot, I wish you didn’t fight for me over it.
I love you toholover x
So you’re responding to YOURSELF as Bill Kaulitz now, toholover?!?!
God that is pathetic!
“again”
have some warmth in your heart.
Its even my brithday today.
and that IS NOT a lie.
And guess what you are NOT getting?
That’s right – Bill Kaulitz.
You can’t hide from your true self forever, Billy… (not that you *are* Bill Kaulitz but what the hey, I’ll play along)
(*the TROLL pretending to be Bill Kaulitz is almost as pathetic as the fangirls who want me dead in a drainage canal for pointing out the obvious fact of his gayness… Almost. You do get points for having the balls to pretend to be Billy Boi in these shark-infested waters and that helps your average up a bit…)
“Again” No fangirl wishes you to be dead.
you are the one wishing cancer and painful deaths upon the fangirls.
IM NOT ASHAMED to call myself a fangirl.
and how do you know that I want bill kaulitz “sexually”? You dont know a thing. You are just making up stories. Im happy for bill whatever route in life he chooses AS LONG AS HE IS HAPPY.
and even if he is gay *which he isnt* I would astonished if he ever decided to go out with somebody like you.
there is something called A LIFE. which i think you should get. Oh and you can’t buy them. And you only have one.
Which you should live carefully. AT THE MOMENT. your karma is in the minus numbers. You scrooge.
Ok chick:
1) Karma is BULLSH*T, so don’t give me that crap.
2) You are NOT happy for Bill no matter what he is because you said, and I quote: “even if he is gay *which he isnt*”, which proves that you place a value judgment on his sexuality, i.e. you would think less of him if he came out.
3) You know NOTHING about my life and therefore cannot make assumptions about it, whether I have one or not, etc. without making yourself look like a stupid fangirl c*m dumpster nobody. There is a 99.99999% chance that I have a far better job, education, social circle, earnings potential, wage, etc than YOU have you ignorant tart.
4) I HAVE had fangirls wish death upon me (not only with Bill but with Robert Patterson, etc) so you know nothing about that subject either. Again, you spout off whatever idiocy comes into your addled twat mind and think it’s gospel because the symps who beg you for your p*ssy tell you you’re incredible and whatever other ego-inflating sh*t they can to f*ck you… And you, being the typical overblown post-feminist c*nt you are take it all to heart and think your sh*t doesn’t stink.
5) I have so thoroughly OWNED you that Kunta Kinte is looking at you with astonishment and disgust. Give it up, little girl. You have been bested by your superior on this one. Bill is GAYER THAN GAY and it will be revealed in due course, k sweetie?
Good, now go die in Hell.
i love bill so much <3
so sรผรรรรรรรรรรรร
my english isnot so good if you talk back please in german x danke
You are extremley rude.
Why are you making this such a personal issue.
I think bill kaulitz is totally cool.
And lets suppose he IS living the lie and is actually gay…you still wouldnt have a chance with him.
its a no win situation.
blimey.
You’d be in for a surprise honey…
YES, given the amount of distance/cultural differences/etc I wouldnt *technically* stand a chance with him when he comes out but if we were to, say, end up in a room – Just you, Bill, and I – I can assure you that the one leaving the room crying would be YOU because you’re not MAN enough to satisfy him.
And YES I am taking it personally because honestly I’ve been fighting with fangirl idiots my entire life and your bullsh*t gets OLD, sweetie. And YES if Bill came out tomorrow and said he was gay you’d drop him like a hot potato, I have seen this time and time again with you ignorant twits and its predictable enough to set your watch by…
Guy gets women thinking he’s hot
Guy comes out as a homosexual
Girls walk away and Guy loses his fortunes/contracts/etc because the GIRLS abandon him, even after weeks and weeks of swearing up and down that his sexuality doesn’t matter to them…
GIRLS are hypocrites, liars, sluts, and fools, and are without any doubt the most hateful creatures on the planet. Men are a LOT easier to deal with, trust me sweetie…
I have been reading these comments, for the past one hour and I would just like to say, Bill Kaulitz is not a homosexual, he as clearly said that he is straight and even if he was, our society is open to different sexualities and it doesn’t change his personality either way
Also if your a homosexual, then why the hell do you keep on about Bill Kaulitz’s sexuality? Aren’t you just insulting your own kind?
No curryWOMAN… All I am trying to do is hammer the point into the ignorant fangirl’s heads that he IS gay, despite his “affirmations” to the contrary…
As they say”gay recognize gay” sweetie, and I know a queer when I see one… Bill is a Certified Homosexual, no doubt about it! Sure he *says* hes straight but give it a few years. Elton John had to front, so did George Michael, and now both are openly GAY and proud despite YEARS of denials… Once Tokyo Hotel becomes a has-been band you can expect Bill to “come out” because then and ONLY then will the rabid fangirl twats be purged from the record label’s decision process.
As it is he is NOT free to be openly gay. I feel sorry for him, actually…
That said, you girls sure make a big deal out of whether a man is gay or not, given all this “equality” bullsh*t you talk… You really are duplicitous creatures, you know that? They honestly should NEVER have allowed you hysterical idiots to “leave the kitchen”, let alone vote….
Bill is not gay, I don’t care what you think.
Your opinion does not count to me.
Respect is something you earn.
Have a bit of decency and stop swearing and being abusive.
That is obvious, but please go ahead and be an ignorant c*nt and pretend you’re always right…
Omg curry woman. This “again” guy is being so rude to me! have you read his comments?
“Call for backup!”
Typical feminist bully-c*nt… You start sh*t, the figure out that you can’t win, so you run and cry to someone else for help.
“QQ moar”, as they say
Based on Bill’s looks & behavior, we can call him gay-ish or not. Our judgment depends on observation on other people or by reflecting back to ourselves. It depends on our background: cultures, experiences, sentiment, etc. It’s just our mind calculating stuff and making a conclusion.
I don’t think it’s very wise of us if we ignore a possibility even as smallest as 0, 0001 % the opposite of what we’ve made in our mind. I’d call it arrogant, self righteous, stubborn, un-realistic, judgmental, un-respecting, stupid of you all for being 100000% sure of your own opinion calling him GAY, GAY, GAAAAY, 5 years from now, bottom b*tch, or not gay.
While he always say something like:
Bill, 20, told The New Paper: “I’ve always liked girls and I’ve had (a few) so far.”
You, “Again”, have no respect for his claim. At least, the fangirls here respect that by taking into account what he said. Human are unique. There’re always exceptions. You tend to be so wrapped up in your own anger and past experience to justify yourself being mean to others. so sure of yourself, so sure that those fangirls need to disappear from the face of the earth. cruel. It’s you, 1 of the judgmental people (that you hate) here. You refuse to see the other side of the views. you look childish & bitter like that.. and malicious which make you gain no respect from others. If you keep on being cruel like this, then, like toholover said, you won’t have a chance to be with Bill, only in your dream, maybe, like the rest of the dreamy fangirls too. all the same.
Of COURSE I don’t have any respect for his “statement”, a**hole…
MY F*CKING POINT IS THAT HE IS FORCED TO HIDE HIS TRUE NATURE!
Are you a f*cking mongoloid retard or something? Deaf? Or just ignorant? Seriously…
Thanks for sticking by me! I totally agree with you!
Again is being too personal and offending loadsa people.
I will only believe bill is gay when and if he comes out. but i highly doubt hes gay/
“Thanks for defending me, oh knight in shining armor!”
Then she goes and f*cks the thug in the corner…
You’re such a god damned stereotype IDIOT C*NT B*TCH toholover
It’s Robert *Pattinson.
Next time you want to steal my men, do it proparly.
Um, Claire…
Next time I want your opinion I’ll take my c*ck out of your b*tch mouth and tell you what I want to hear…
And next time you’re trying to “man up” and talk stupid sh*t out your stupid woman mouth, do it PROPERLY (*not “proparly”). Better yet, keep that c*ckholster SHUT and get back to the kitchen.
You wonder why all the “good ones” are gay. LULZ
What is this creature, Is she a singer? She should leave her hair the way it is so it can look natural and beautiful.
** Passes bulletproof vest to Hazar **
Good luck. You’re going to need it…
GET A LIFE.
YOU ARE FAR TO RUDE FOR MY LIKING!
Good. Now that that is settled you are cordially invited to drink battery acid…
Do you have FB ‘again’? Would be good to talk to you, i totally agree!
Yes, I am very active on Facebook…
No, I am not telling you who I am. Nothing personal, but given the number of angry FANGIRLS here revealing my personal contact info would be a bad idea.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO ADD HIM ON FACEBOOK!
I NEED TO REPORT THE MAN!
YES! YES! Go RUN LIKE A B*TCH AND CALL FOR DADDY!!!
… Predictable as a laxative, and with the same sh*tty results.
What, you can’t handle taking me on without crying for backup? Not so tough NOW are you?
Well, I am going to make your day by saying I am DONE with *you*. You’ve been so thoroughly OWNED time and time again, in front of the WORLD, that frankly I’ve become bored with you, so au revoir (That means “goodbye” in French FYI) and enjoy your dead-end life as a (present or certainly soon-to-be) single mother nobody, because all indications are that your intelligence and maturity levels leave NO ROOM WHATSOEVER for even a modicum of success in your future.
You’re utterly typical, and ultimately boring.
Again you need a life, ignorant werido,Bill Kaulitz is cooler than you, and I don’t even like him that muchh.
So go away you werido.
Note to CurryWoman:
The Avatar gave you away, you stupid trollup… I know that this reply is from YOU too.
You’re OWNED. F*ck off and good day… No, I take that back. Die in Hell.
Okay “Currywoman” (and “Theman”Again”needsalife”)
You can cut the feminist sh*t and go back to peeling potatoes before you get a *second* black eye… But in all seriousness while we’re slinging insults it’s B*TCHES LIKE YOU who are ruining Western society with your incessant whining, B*tching, and wanton ignorance.
As for calling girls c*nts (which *I* was nice enough to self-censor, unlike *you*) well… If the d*ldo fits, F*CK IT. You tarts deserve MUCH worse IMHO but, alas, curse words haven’t evolved as quickly as your arrogant, b*tchy snot attitudes have so C*NT has to suffice…
And frankly… Women DO belong in the kitchen because the amount of mayhem they can cause there are limited to burning the house down (tragic, yes… But better than giving 4 different dudes STDs because she “hasn’t found herself” and wants to suck a different fat c*ck every night)
And you c*nts wonder why *I* am gay… Sh*t. Ain’t NO MAN who causes half the drama as the typical c*m-dumpster slut!
Your the the biggest ass I have acc spoken too. If I stay in the kitchen like all woman supposively should remain, then my friend your insulting your mother and all women you know.What you men can do, us WOMEN can do it a thousand times better.
You see, there is such thing as equality in the western world, which means honey I don’t have to stay in the kitchen instead I’ll do the jobs which mean like you don’t have the balls to do. Please get a life and f*ck off.
Thank you
Love the lovely lady which isn’t going to peel tomatoess!
Um. Really? First, studies have proven it and men are stronger, better, faster than women. Why do you think they seperate them in the olympics? Because guys are better! and You don’t peel TOMATOES you dumba**
Wow, so men are stronger physically? Hurray for them. Women are way stronger emotionally and in some ways physically. You go ahead and try to give birth chauvinist.
I realisedd that The guy “Again” is right about Bill Kaulitz’s sexuality, but you have no right to be so sexist.
But I love you for sayingg that he’s gayyyyyyyy
Moi, sexist? No, as a gay man *I* can call things as *I* see them…
But thank you for confirming my initial conclusion.
Hi people as much as i REALLY HATE to say this but i’ve seen him try to sex up his brother so i’m not sure if he’s homosexual or he is confused. So people don’t judge a book by its cover”.Thanks!
He’s a queer. Wait and see.
You’re a ten year old boy.
thats a very cute troll…had i seen it in a movie somewhere?
regardless, some ppl just dont have a life, or a life full of hate and resentment, and come again and again to lash out to people whom he cannot even look on the eye in real life. what is life but a never ending war and pain to such a person?
girls,and boys, leave such a person alone in his loneliness. life has been unkind to him n he choose to be unkind to others too. follow gandhi and do not play fire with fire.
pity him, hes a forgotten children.
to him : ICH HASSE DICH!!!! ( i just want to be clear its mutual)
Tell you what, sh*t talker… Come to Aspen, Colorado and say it to my FACE and I’ll damn well tell you PRECISELY the same things I say here…
No? Then STFU a**hole. I have a right to speak and reply as I wish.
Bill is hot
I swear I want to shag him so badlyy and Tom is even hotter
Ohhh Bill I am your biggest fan.
Dear Again,
Please get a life, and stop commenting on this now (:
For your information you a**holes. Despite hair style and color, Bill and is brother Tom are IDENTICAL TWINS. In everyway. You people who call him an “it”, it’s not funny it’s just plain rude and disrespectful. I completely understand you have freedom of speech like everyone else but you just continue to cross the line. If you had an ounce of respect in you, you wouldn’t make fun of him for his choice of appearence.
Again. why dont you have sex with a woman and see if that knocks some sense into you!
Dudes….we NEVER talk about my sweet Bill.
HE’s gorg!
but.. I love trolls.. they’re the only toys I’ve liked.. that explains.. -giggles- please don’t hurt me.. I love Bill but I admit his hair kinda looks like it..
Every general would be happy ’bout such a willing and fundamentalist army to defend his goals. One calls ‘em Taliban, others call em “teenage virgin open pussy fangirls”
Especially generals driving Escalades on european streets …
*shaking the head*
And if some european needs to steer such an SUV, he(it) must have a very short swingalong. Proof done!
Regards
*closes the door while leaving*
I swear to god I’m the person who posted it. I read all the comments, and really, really think it’s immature to fight about a JOKE picture. I, myself, am a huge fan of Tokio Hotel and Bill Kaulitz.
Why are you so desperately eager to assume what his sexuality is?
Bill is hot and talented no matter what gender he prefers.
I see there are many people saying that they believe that Bill is gay, even though he says he is straight. I have been following Tokio Hotel since Bill was 15 years old, and seen almost every interview of him. I can’t say that I know him, because I don’t. But Bill lives in the media, so he is the way he behaves in interviews and backstage-clips. Now to my point; Bill has always been a rebel. He has often said that the worst thing he knows is when people tell him what to do or how to behave. When he was 14 the recordlabel wanted him to dress differently and stop wearing makeup, but he said no even though that could cause Tokio Hotel their record deal. He says that he dresses in whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And he always says whatever he wants. He says that he doesn’t want to appologize to his fans for smoking because he says that he is no rolemodel, he is a musician. Once when he was asked about his looks and sexuality, he said that people can think what they want about his sexuality. He is not going to change his style no matter what other people think.
So why would Bill lie about his sexuality? He doesn’t care about what ignorant, judgemental morons think about him. If you don’t understand that it is wrong to judge a person because of their look, I feel sorry for you.
woah! this is so funny i loved its so so funny i really liked .. good gayz !