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Now I’m convinced that Bill Kaulitz wants to be a woman.
He seriously looks like one now.
I will try my damndest to impregnate him
Me too.
Heck maybe we could all get together, ya know… Hang out or something.
As an ordained Presbyterian minister I DAMN YOU AND BILL KAULITZ to eternal punishment in hell! You for your homosexual tendencies and Bill for giving me a negligible erection.
I thought he IS a woman
No. He is clearly a man with man-ish features and whatnot. And he is perfect too… just sayin’
noooooooooooooo. Why?!?! Natalie Portman does it for me. Why do you have to make this connection?
“Expand your horizons, Slic…”
LOL
The hot woman in your dreams looks just like a p*nis bearing MAN!
her eyes just stare at you every single picture her eyes are staring at you
dito slic…
but there’s still a clear difference between them: Bill is much thinner^^
yeahh..that’s right..but bill was much sweeter..
To the person that made this connection, I will forever hold a strong contempt for you in my heary. I will NEVER be able to look at Natalie Portman the same again. For this I must say, you suck.
Haha, I am sorry. IDK who made this, but the second that picture of Bill was put out last year, I made this connection and posted it on the internet, so i feel I must share in your contempt. But should I not also hold contempt for myself in making the connection, when he is my ideal man?
Omg…… Thats…… not…… right…..
That’s a dude???
Yes. Bill is a man. And a pretty damn sexy one at that.
yes,bill was pretty sexy,with his smokey eyes n trojan hair style
yyes…i love him soooo much..
OMG i thought it was two pics of the same person!
btw you just killed natalie.
This is the first look-a-like where I’ve actually felt bad for one of them… Poor Natalie…
Fact.
Poor Natalie!?!?!?!?!? What about Bill!?!?!? Why does nobody care about him!?!?!?!? He has had to deal with people calling him gay and a girl all of his life and i have yet to find one comment here besides mine that was sticking up for him!!!!!!
If a guy tattoos a swatika on his chest, is it wrong of us to call him a Nazi?
He chose androginity, no one forced him.
I agree with what you are saying. However, bringing up Nazis in connection with a German is not a smart move.
dammit bill is my future husband he does NOT look like a girl to me!
Bill would never take you as his wife, since hes gay.
Even if he were straight. He still wouldn’t want you. Since ‘superstars’ will marry ‘superstars’. And no, you will not be one.
And you made Natalie into a monster now, you-whom-made-this, I hate you.
Whoa there, Bill is straight as an arrow, believe it or not
How do you get that? Guess you’ve to be one of the onetime- screwed fangirls …
*lol*
Ha ha. Bill himself said that he’s not gay, and that it would be a shame if he were, considering all the pretty girls at his concerts
Yeah he’s about as trustworthy as the catholic priest Dale Fushek denying he was fondling the little choirboys. The point here is that you can’t always believe what someone says no matter how much you like to believe it.
You know who else has said they aren’t gay? Clay Aiken, before he came out. Lance Bass, before he came out. Neil Patrick Harris, before he came out.
Dont trust someone just because they say they aren’t gay. Dude is 100% gay. Anything stating otherwise is just a publicity stunt.
Are YOU gay?
Ricky Martin, too.
Neil Patrick Harris is gay?!
Robert Ripley couldn’t get me to believe that.
Bill really is a gorgeous guy and he’s straight!!!
You spelled the word “gay” wrong. FANGIRL-RAIL-FAIL!
my junk will end up in his mouth in the near future
Mine too. I await that day with gay abandon… lulz
Well I wouldnt say he’s gay. Last week I saw on tv that he has a girlfriend.
… but I’m feeling sorry for Natalie though^^
Publicity stunts are amazing aren’t they?
Just because he goes out with a girl in public does not make him straight in his private life.
Fangirl. He’ll never be yours. Get a life and come back to reality.
…are you saying that I’ll never seduce Robert Downey, Jr. away from his wife? Ohhhh, the humanity ;_;
He looks more like Danica Patrick to me in that pic.
Great! Now I can’t look at Danica Patrick the same way again! >_<
I h@te you so hard!
My first thought.
Natalie Portman has androgynous features… why is this surprising?
The women held up as being the most attractive look like they could almost be very pretty teenage boys. This is well known in anthropology and psychology for decades.
Agreed. Honestly, I share a lot of Natalie’s features, and have my whole life heard how androgynous my face is (though more in the oh-so-tactful “if you didn’t have big boobs, you could be a pretty boy” sort of way).
Also, if they’re going to compare this kid to a woman for kicks, I see more of an Angie Harmon resemblance (from this photo, at least).
What? You have similarities with N. Portman? And big boobs?
You have to give me your number …
Haha, sorry, married and already passing on the large-breasted-Natalie-doppelganger genes onto the next generation. Maybe my daughter will grow up to do the next set of mediocre Star Wars prequels.
*lol* … Your answer made my day
you people have sick.. sick minds about natalie shes the bomb(not talking about the people who like natalie) other than my mom i also look up to natalie portman as a role model in life. i mean she does a really good job acting you people should chang youre mind about natalie portman.
I think you need to look up “androgynous.” And also notice that I said I share those androgynous features, and thus am not using them to mock her. And even if we were–uh, you can’t look up to an unattractive person? I’m pretty sure all that got commented on was her appearance, and if that’s all you admire about her, you need a better role model, one who can teach you what’s actually IMPORTANT in life.
quit talking about natalie and quit using BIG WORDS
/facepalm…
Somewhere out there in interweb land, someone just got the visual they always wanted.
it was me XD
i don’t see the similarity
apart from the fact that they are smiling in a ‘haha-not-funny’ kind of way
Queen ImmaDollUp
Will. NEVER. Be. Able. To. Fap. To. Snatchalie. Portman. Again. EVER.
AAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
You and me both man. I think we need to form a support group because of this TLL.
*sobs*
you are both gay now
Ahh…THAT’s how that happens – I always wondered.
I always thought watching spiderman dance made you gay….
i agree with kosher ham theres one problem not everybody on this list lives in ohio i do know were natalie lives though Beverly Hills
are we sure that’s bill kaulitz?
I’m not sure that this is Bill Kaulitz either. Don’t like him and he looks damn girly anyways, but the picture doesn’t look like him.
Yep, that’s definitely him.
its totally bill kaulitz lol..
Tokyo Hotel fans are so freaking pathetic trying to deny that dude transvestism…to bad I won’t be able to masturbate watching N P anymore
Calm down. Even a lot of fangirls are now not able to masturbate with Mr. Kaulitz in their minds … cause they will think of Natalie Portman too.
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HAHA
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No, it’s BETTER now because I will be thinking of Billy AND Natalie….
That’s looking on the bright side!
It’s (and by it, I mean Bill, he’s a hermaphrodite as far as I know…) wearing lip gloss!
you ruined natalie portman for me.
you are a bad person and should feel bad
its no one’s fault but yours that you want to whack your bag to Bill Kaulitz
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP ahhhhhhhh.
N-A-T-A-L-I-E needs to look at these comments about her to her fans its just heart. my heart is in peices YOU-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE -NAMED you should DIE you changed the face of Natalie to her fans forever.Im sorry Natalie
Fact of life: men are imperfect women.
And you guys are just freaked out and annoyed that Bill Kaulitz can look prettier than real women. His brother has a pretty androgynous face too, and no one talks trash. So honestly, stop the hatin’.
he is no man, he is gay. gays are of female gender.
Reality FAIL on aisle GD. Sexuality and gender identity do not work that way. Read a book. Or a medical journal. Not a sports page. Not a magazine. A BOOK.
i already read a BOOK pillow – it is called BIBLE. ever heard?
The bible is not just a book. It’s a holy script wich is very often used by small mindet christian fundamentalists to find cheap excuses for their sins.
“reality fail on aisle gd”
That’s the lamest thing I have ever heard anyone use seriously. I’m sad for you, actually.
And HELLO what world do you live in? That IS how sexuality and gender identity works…. geez, grow a brain.
It’s not hating, it’s just like in the old days looking at circus freaks and making fun of them.
Roflcopter
Successfull troll is successfull, that’s exactly why we are here.
kaulitz practices too much passive ass fuuk and suuk.
i m going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! natalie has done great things
who ever made this i will hunt you DOWN!!!!!! compre a man with natalie WHY do this to her fans?her fans love her
No, no, no. It’s a compliment to her. Bill Kaulitz is one of the most feminine men ever, so it’s like saying that she’s a beautiful and womanly woman.
THIS IS GAY(not natalie)
+ alotta
Who the hell is Bill Kaulitz?
*lol* .. this question is not neccessary. He is .. well .. who cares anyway?!
He’s the lead singer of the German band Tokio Hotel (wikipedia has a whole page on him and the band).
Oh? Really? This is some great information you provided us with. Thank you very much, fangirl. You did well … *pat pat pat*
Jeeeeeez people … you are all so close-minded and ignorant … He was born with that face! And he’s doing the best he can to get something from it … if he tried to be all macho and manly and grow a beard or something, he would just look ridiculous with this kind of bone structure … so he looks androgynous … who cares? … you all should get some constructive hobby instead of whining about someone’s looks …
jealous crawly?
How did my comment lead you to thought that I’m somehow jealous?
That’s just how a Fundie’s mind works.
Maybe they should start developing mind of their own instead of using a Bible as an excuse …
There’s a difference between making the best of what you’re born with and wearing more makeup than I do.
He’s just highlighting what’s apparent.
.. with a palette knive? Well ..
Bill is not by far the only one male in show business who uses makeup … and he definitely doesn’t use it as much as some others …
Well he may not go white-face like Kiss… but he DOES go overboard. Even David Bowie rolls his eyes at Bill.
well, okay, he was born with this face, but surely he did not came to life with makeup in this – lipgloss, mascara, eye shadow and so on. i think that are features he added by his choice, as well as a lot of really femaleish hair styles.
so having an androgynous face and walk around like a flattened disco-barbie are two totally different things.
I wonder if some bookmakers take bets about his sexual orientation and how the quotas are!?
HELLOOOO!! Don’t even think about compare them!!
They are soooo different, Bill is prettier xD (no offense) and he’s not an actor, he just made the voice of Arthur (and he would like to participate on a vampire movie)
AND YOU ANTIS : BILL IS NOT GAY!! FOR THE 1000000000000000000000000 TIME!!
Why can’t people just stop this “fight”?? If you don’t like someone then leave the others that like it. For example : I don’t like Metallica but I don’t compare them or even think about them (ok, I’m just talking and thinking about them now because I’ve got to give you a “lesson” xD)
And I don’t watch their videos too, I’m saying this because sometimes it’s really annoying to see antis Tokio Hotel watching their videos just to put bad comments, but I know that they are not going to listen to me so i don’t even know why am I loosing my time writting this -_-
Have a nice day, and who read this think about it ok ??
Bill is prettier? I’m a girl, not lesbian at all, and I would still rather date Natalie Portman than Bill Kaulitz. Maybe he’s not gay, but he looks like a girl and I prefer dating a girl than a guy who wants to be a girl. That’s just… disgusting. Oh, and don’t tell me I will never even be able to date one of them, cause I know that^^
But of course, no offence;) If you think ‘he’ is pretty, your opinion.
indeed, nice one.
and everyone is entitled to his or (in this case) her wrong opinion
I can only see a lot of people doing sarcastic postings and having fun about annoyed fangirlies …
Why are you writing so serious? Trying to tend a flock of trolls? You can’t, believe me .. :p
Ana, Bill is a very pretty Tranny, but Natalie is so HOT, HOT, HOT, she even looks beautiful with her head shaved (as in V for Vendetta). I doubt Bill could pull that off.
And so what, if Bill is Gay? What’s wrong with that? Oh, I get it, you think that makes you gay because he looks like a Girl and you have the Hots for him.
Ever look at the HUMANOID CD cover ?
Here you go …
It’s cruel , though , comparing Natalie with a STRAIGHT GUY that’s much hotter , more talented and more beautiful than her .
…so, do you think he’s gay?
Are you on meth or something?
That’s uncanny
I know it’s partly due to a similar makeup style on both of them, but still.
Just so happens I find both of ‘em incredibly hot; never realized how much they look like each other. Ahh, it’s great to be bi sometimes
Y U DO THIS?!?!?!
Twins! Separated at birth! wait..not twin girls though..oh well at least we still have natalie to enjoy looking at.
This is freaking epic. LOL at all the pissed off Natalie Portman fans.
The “Natalie fans” don’t look like they’re taking it seriously at all if you actually read the comments. They obviosuly seem to be able to take a joke unlike those Tokyo (OMG HE’S NOT GAY~!!) Hotel fans who always seem to expell their tears all over this site lol
totally agree ..
As a Natalie Fan–ME TOO!
Now I am very looking forward to the next comparison of Mr. “who the fück is this” Mr. Bill Kaulitz and something/-body else. And to this gayguygrumbling fangirlies ..
my doodads are looking for him
He’s more manly now.
OMG, if it wasn’t for the mole, I would have said that was Natalie Portman. Scary.
omg, i love natalie portman!, bill is not gay, and this IS JUST A PICTURE. get over it.
that we anakin became vader
what you just said makes little to know sense, so I’m going to just say I’m going to impregnate Bill Kaulitz.
…hm…ok but Bill is way hotter than THAT
Hotter than him/herself?
Oh goodness…I CAN’T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND!!!!
They’re both pretty, haha.
“Kaulitz designs many of his own stage costumes. The singer is also “totally crazy about jackets”. He cites his fashion and style influences as David Bowie, Nena, Vampires, Paris secondhand shops, striking jewelry and Dior Homme.”
Oh yeah, he’s TOTALLY straight…. (*rolleyes*)
If there’s one thing us straight guys like more than beer, women, and sports, it’s some badass Dior Homme in the closet.
Bill scares me :<
*cowers under bed*
Also, I must point out that David Bowie is married to Iman, was previously married to another supermodel (Angie), and wrote the song Suffragette City. He is bi, but apparently prefers women. *gets off high horse*
i must say… bill does look quite pretty.
He’s pretty
It’s really bugging me how some of you are talking about Bill. Why are you obsessed with talking about his sexuality? He says he is straight, so why can’t you just believe him? I know this is hard for you ignorant people to believe, but you can’t SEE on a person what his sexuality is. There is big, macho men who is gay and there is pretty, feminine guys who is straight. It is possible that Bill is lying about this, but he has just as much right to be believed when he is asked this question as Robert Pattinson or Brad Pitt. But no matter what his sexuality is, Bill is still an incredible songwriter and performer. I wish you guys could have some respect for that
Clay Aiken said he was straight too.
LOL ^ Great comeback!!!
Oh no, kind sir. We do not make fun of him for being gay. That you can’t chose, and there is nothing wrong with being gay =)
We make fun of him for making a concious life choice of being a maggot, only with an “f” instead of an “m” (this is what autocensor makes me do).
thanks for showing us how much of an azz you are (:
Bill Kaulitz is just.. wow.
His face blows me away. And his body is so long and thin (with some very hot tattoos) I don’t care if he is gay or straight. I will never have a chance with this sexy rockstar anyway. You know what i find so interesing? That Bill is so pretty and faminine, while his identical twin brother is very hot and macho! They are so different when it comes to style. They have one thing in common though. They are both extremely hot.
~ Kine ~ “his identical twin brother is very hot and macho!”
This, I have got to see!! What is his twin’s name? Where can I find a picture of him?
His name is Tom Kaulitz. He is the guitarist in the band that Bill sings in, so it shouldn’t be hard to find pictures of him. (It’s Tokio Hotel if you haven’t figured it out.) Hard to believe that they are identical twins, right?
And who the crap is *that*? (Bill whatever, not Natalie.)
Whatever anyone says about Bill, he is still a man, he is still adored by thousands of thousands of women around the world, he is still one of the most succesful bands, he is still a talented artist, and he will still be idolised by his fans. He may look feminine, but in my opinion, I think guys who express themselves like im are awesome.
On Bill’s normal days, he doesn’t wear as much make-up as he does on that photo. Hey, maybe if you search him up on Google without make-up, you might get a different view about him. Natalie Portman is really pretty. But I think Bill is pretty too especially for a guy.
Is it a tranny? It looks EXACTLY like a girl. It can’t just be a guy.
(I’m talking about Bill)
Ya’ll are so PATHETIC!
Who cares about his sexuality, people only say that because of his looks. Look at Ricky Martin, he looks all macho but he’s actually gay and he recently confirmed it.
And all you fans need to learn how to control yourselves, instead of getting mad you should be laughing your azz off at the comments haters posted, cause you know its not true and who gives a damn F*** about what they think. Just let them be, what goes around comes around……
While I am usually a total fangirl for Bill… He’s wearing lipstick. I have to say it…HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
As an ordained minister of the Presbyterian Society, I DAMN BILL KAULITZ TO ETERNAL PUNISHMENT IN HELL for giving me a slight erection.
Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure God is the only one who can damn anyone to “eternal punishment in hell”.
there are people who think bill is pretty, and also people who think he’s not. and there are people who think the music is awesome, and again, there some people who think the music sucks.
why can’t tokio hotel fans just accept this? that’s what make them so annoying…they are as annoying as hell and at least this annoying fans ’cause more haters than bill or tokio hotel cause bill himself could never get on my nuts as hard as this freakin’ fans do.
I totally agree with you
I’m never gonna fap when I see ms. Portman again…. you just traumatised me…
NOOO! Omg, this guy so freaks me out. I can’t stop staring at him; he should be in a circus. And I thought this was two pics of Nat Port. Good work on the TLL.
Great this ruined my image of Natalie Portman..
My girlcrush on Natalie has been ruined.